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[MrAngryFace]

The new Jenny Craig commercials are downright scary. First she starts telling the phone she's fat, then accuses ME of being fat, and then does this insane face as she literally howls 'FETTUCCINE' at the camera.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

there's something strange about her eyes. She has devil eyes.

 

[hobart]

She's really let herself go.

 

[Mike Works]

The new Jenny Craig commercials are downright scary. First she starts telling the phone she's fat, then accuses ME of being fat, and then does this insane face as she literally howls 'FETTUCCINE' at the camera.

:lol

 

[Loki]

The one thing I don't like about that commercial (I only saw it once) is that, despite the fact that it's for Jenny Craig, she seems to be reveling in her corpulence. I dunno, I just got that impression-- maybe it was due to how she was joking about it and playing it up in a way. Crazy.

 

[DECK'ARD]

!!!!

I'm in the UK, so am unlikely to be exposed to this, but that description has already terrified me.

 

[kumanoki]

They ate their fortunes away, and now they are invading your forum!

See Kirstey Alley and Sally Struthers in

a Gaming Age Forums Production of

Fat Bitches Do Not Get Their Own Threads, Period

Not coming ever again to a GAF near you.

 

[Mike Works]

!!!!

I'm in the UK, so am unlikely to be exposed to this, but that description has already terrified me.

It is kind of terrifying. She's like a hobo that wants money but doesn't say that he wants money, instead relying on his crazy ramblings about how he's a genius in the hopes of freaking you out enough to give him money to go away.

Except replace genius with obese out of work actor and money with food.

 

[DECK'ARD]

The imagery this thread is conjuring up is highly disturbing!

 

[Tarazet]

She's a Scientologist. If that doesn't explain it...

 

[White Man]

She's a Scientologist. If that doesn't explain it...

The opinion of someone with a thetan level as high as yours shouldn't be so judgemental.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Thats ok, ill be judgemental. She's a stupid crazy scientologist!

 

[Star Power]

Scientology fucks shit up. It makes Beck release crappy, dull, rehash albums. It makes Courtney Love gain 200 pounds. It needs to be stopped before something REALLY bad happens.

 

[Tarazet]

Scientology fucks shit up. It makes Beck make crappy, dull, rehash albums. It makes Courtney Love gain 200 pounds. It needs to be stopped before something REALLY bad happens.

I think it's too late for that.

 

[Dilbert]

The new Jenny Craig commercials are downright scary. First she starts telling the phone she's fat, then accuses ME of being fat, and then does this insane face as she literally howls 'FETTUCCINE' at the camera.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[MetatronM]

 

[Star Power]

She's a total FILF (Fatass I'd Like to Fuck).

 

[Scrow]

This thread is worthless without pics.

wait... is that a bannable phrase now?

 

[belgurdo]

She's a total FILF (Fatass I'd Like to Fuck).

Dun do it man, you'll get stuck

 

[gigapower]

The new Jenny Craig commercials are downright scary. First she starts telling the phone she's fat, then accuses ME of being fat, and then does this insane face as she literally howls 'FETTUCCINE' at the camera.

I know, it was just like she could see me through the TV.

 

[teiresias]

I just find it odd that she's a spokeswoman for Jenny Craig now when she's going to be in a new TV series called "Fat Actress" so I wouldn't imagine the producers would really want her going back to her Star Trek II figure.

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

Heh, I just finished watching a movie were she plays a sociopath, who screws up all her family, including adopted children. She acted creepy as hell. As someone mentioned, she has devil eyes. Those things freaked me out all movie long.

 

[Manabanana]

Is this online anywhere?

 

[DrForester]

Spock hit it.



then killed himself

Then came back to life and hit it again.

 

[bishoptl]

Here ya go, pilgrim. You can win the opportunity to star in your own ad, if you like.

 

[Manabanana]

I see no Kirstie Alley! These are all the home video, uh, videos.

Edit: Nevermind, I found it. That was weird, though. Impressions soon!

Edit 2:

FETTUCINE!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

i'd bone kirsty alley. maybe i should call her...

 

[DECK'ARD]

Here ya go, pilgrim. You can win the opportunity to star in your own ad, if you like.

"FETTUCCINE"

Dear God! She should be calling an exorcist not Jenny Craig.

 

[aoi tsuki]

i'm so confused. i always thought Kirstie Alley was hot, even with some weight. But not this much. Cute face, too thick in the waist.

 

[etiolate]

I can cross my legs like a lady!

 

[MrAngryFace]

haha, I didnt know the video was online. so funny.

 

[Manabanana]

I can cross my legs like a lady!

TAG HIM.

 

[Brannon]

I just noticed something... MAF's breast don't jiggle. They should jiggle, or at least vibrate or something. Please fix this travesty.

-Sincerely, me.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Where is the commercial on the site.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

I just noticed something... MAF's breast don't jiggle. They should jiggle, or at least vibrate or something. Please fix this travesty.

-Sincerely, me.

breasts? I thought they were boxing gloves....

 

[Loki]

breasts? I thought they were boxing gloves....

:lol

 

[etiolate]

I just noticed something... MAF's breast don't jiggle. They should jiggle, or at least vibrate or something. Please fix this travesty.

-Sincerely, me.

I don't promise quality, but...

 

[demon]

I don't promise quality, but...

Ok, now they really look like boxing gloves...