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Internet...STDs? Apparently, I don't live on the fifth.

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BuddyC

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Today I was introduced to FaceBook.com. Sure, I'd heard of it before, but I'd managed to remain woefully ignorant of the site until it was (literally) brought up in class today. After I got past my inital disbelief at the fact people have no problem listing their address, telephone number, bra size, etc. right next to a picture of themselves, my attention was then focused on the "Poke him/her" link listed underneath pictures.

Foolishly, I made a point of this to the class and was barraged with responses, some of which included the phrases "Internet STDs" and "Well, we know who doesn't live on fifth street."

Utterly clueless, I tried to save face by making a stab at LiveJournal, but it appears as if mocking LiveJournal has become passe.

I don't know if I'm thrilled or frightened by this phenomenon, but I do know that being elitist never felt so satisfying. Did GAF let me down, or am I under its divine protection?
 

duderon

rollin' in the gutter
BuddyChrist83 said:
Only 20 responses? That barely counts as a thread. Besides, I've yet to see any of the afore-mentioned phrases appear on the forum.

<3

I've got nothin on those phrases.

This thread is turning out to be a doosie, by your definition :lol
 

BuddyC

Member
"That's it. I'm gonna go home and cry about this on my LiveJournal, just you wait! You'll be sorry!"

*blank stares, nervous laughter*
 

Boogie

Member
I was just discovered thefacebook this week too. Can't help you with any of that lingo though, I'm afraid.
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
I know so little about this that I have no idea why bringing up the "poke him/her" thing was foolish.
 

BuddyC

Member
Dan said:
I know so little about this that I have no idea why bringing up the "poke him/her" thing was foolish.
It was foolish in that I opened my mouth and invited further discussion. Apparently it's a type of "hey" or "I was checking out your profile" or something.

And no, I'm not on FaceBook. Nor will I ever, assuming it's not required for some class.
 
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