Ned Flanders
Banned
It's got that gratingly weird Japanese arcade "pizazz" to it that is just really unsettling to me. I feel like if I showed the game to my friends, the soundtrack would lead them to assume that I'm coming out of the closet.
I mean its still a sexy game and all, and I realize that a lot of it is homage to the similarly campy (yet not quite as.."flamboyant") original, but everytime I get done with an extended session of silky gameplay and gorgeous visuals I cringe as I'm thrust back into this exceedingly splashy weirdfest. I just wish I could take the trappings from any other marginal racing game of the past few years (SRS..Test Drive..ANYTHING) and paste them over the spunky menus and gay-pride track selections, but leave the killer gameplay and gfx in place.
Alas, I continue to torture myself, as my lust for powerslides and scenic vistas forces me to continue playing. But the minute I catch myself singing the lyrics to "Night Flight", I'm throwing the game out the window..
I mean its still a sexy game and all, and I realize that a lot of it is homage to the similarly campy (yet not quite as.."flamboyant") original, but everytime I get done with an extended session of silky gameplay and gorgeous visuals I cringe as I'm thrust back into this exceedingly splashy weirdfest. I just wish I could take the trappings from any other marginal racing game of the past few years (SRS..Test Drive..ANYTHING) and paste them over the spunky menus and gay-pride track selections, but leave the killer gameplay and gfx in place.
Alas, I continue to torture myself, as my lust for powerslides and scenic vistas forces me to continue playing. But the minute I catch myself singing the lyrics to "Night Flight", I'm throwing the game out the window..