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[pramod]

I guess for me it's something I never really think about, until I see underwear that have holes in them or stains that wouldn't wash off, then I realize, gee, maybe it's time to go to Target.

How about you guys? Do you have a firm schedule as to how long you keep using the same underwear? I guess it's not as straightforward with your other outer clothes. Those you just throw away when they go out of style or no longer fit you.

 

[Nankatsu]

When I've losen up enough farts to have made a hole in them basically. Then I know it's time to get new underwear.

 

[RAÏSanÏa]

When they seem an option to use as toilet paper in a pinch is a good indicator.

 

[ClanOfNone]

If it's got a hole or the elastic goes than you need some new undies.

 

[jason10mm]

Yeah, actual holes, loss of elastic, or a permanent stain.

I can say that underarmor can hold up for a CRAZY long time, like over a decade of almost weekly use. I'm currently wearing culprit 'cause I like the patterns (and USA made) but I doubt they will have that kinda longevity.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I just get rid of them once.

 

[Bernd Lauert]

Once there's a hole in them, I throw them away.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[West Texas CEO]

I don't wear underwear.
I'm what they call, "au naturel" .

 

[dem]

How the fuck are yall getting permanent stains in your underwear?

If there are holes.. or the elastic is done... they are thrown out.
If I find they are consistently the last pair i would ever reach for.. I will probably toss them.


I have a pair of Calvin Klein's that are older than my kids. They just keep hanging in there. A real miracle.
My oldest kid is 8.

 

[Fools idol]

yall throw yours away? You're missing a trick. Weird internet dudes pay for old duds on the internet.

My buddy used his girlfriends picture (with her consent) to set up and sell hundreds of thongs and pants online for over a year, she doesnt even wear them, they just buy them and post them and take the money. Dudes are dumb as fuck.

 

[Rentahamster]

How the fuck are yall getting permanent stains in your underwear?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

yall throw yours away? You're missing a trick. Weird internet dudes pay for old duds on the internet.

My buddy used his girlfriends picture (with her consent) to set up and sell hundreds of thongs and pants online for over a year, she doesnt even wear them, they just buy them and post them and take the money. Dudes are dumb as fuck.

I wish I could recall the exact documentary but I saw one where a chick did this but also rubbed canned tuna fish on them prior to shipping. Simps are weird.

 

[chromhound]

Or don't wear any. Let the balls breathe

 

[Rockondevil]

Some holes I can live with, but I generally move on based on elasticity.

 

[ShirAhava]

When mildew or mold has formed its generally time to move on.

 

[Jennings]

I don't bother throwing them away. I just keep wearing them and one day my wife will do that for me without my knowledge or consent.

 

[HoodWinked]

When mildew or mold has formed its generally time to move on.

you can just wash them.

 

[Catphish]

Holes or busted elastic. Otherwise, together forever.

Unless they're white. Those get trashed quick. I leak a little, you see.

 

[DragoonKain]

For me it’s when they get worn down enough to where you can start to see through them. I only wear boxers and after a while you can eventually start to come close to seeing through them. Then I toss them.

 

[Mistake]

Holes or busted elastic. Otherwise, together forever.

Unless they're white. Those get trashed quick. I leak a little, you see.

Don’t ignore your kegels, friend

 

[Alter_Fridge]

There certainly is sir

Ask yourself if they're good enough to be seen by a girl

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Holes or busted elastic. Otherwise, together forever.

Unless they're white. Those get trashed quick. I leak a little, you see.

I thought white was just a colour they wore in the movies

 

[Rentahamster]

you can just wash them.

 

[AJUMP23]

If you have to ask on the internet, it is time.

 

[ShirAhava]

you can just wash them.

 

[Rival]

As soon as anything has a hole or starting to fray or get worn through noticeably. I need to go through my sock drawer and throw a bunch out soon.

 

[Darchaos]

Mine usually combust and or walk off by themself, what do you mean?

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

I wear them till they dissolve. Eventually the day will come I take my work pants off and their gone.

 

[phranctoast]

Black boxer/brief wearer. I’ve had some for over 10 years and the elastic and fabric are still good so it’s a go.

 

[0neAnd0nly]

You guys talking about when they get holes…

I try to wear exclusively male thongs as to not have to worry about fabric ripping. So far, they’ve lasted 6-9 years.

 

[InfiniteCombo]

How the fuck are yall getting permanent stains in your underwear?

THIS. How the fuck does this even happen? Y'all are some nasty ass mofos up in here

If there are holes.. or the elastic is done... they are thrown out.
If I find they are consistently the last pair i would ever reach for.. I will probably toss them.


I have a pair of Calvin Klein's that are older than my kids. They just keep hanging in there. A real miracle.
My oldest kid is 8.

I have had underwear for years, that is still in pretty good shape.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

When it's hole meets hole it's time to shop.

I like to buy commercial grade paper towel, rubber gloves, a plunger, baby oil and 3 packs of fresh undies just to fuck with the checkout person while initiating a staring contest.

 

[haxan7]

Once they get holes I usually leave them in my underwear drawer for a while out of denial, thinking maybe I'll have a use for them, then a year or so later they get thrown out.

 

[nemiroff]

Holes or accident.

 

[Sakura]

When it has more holes than fabric.

 

[GeekyDad]

I guess for me it's something I never really think about, until I see underwear that have holes in them or stains that wouldn't wash off, then I realize, gee, maybe it's time to go to Target.

How about you guys? Do you have a firm schedule as to how long you keep using the same underwear? I guess it's not as straightforward with your other outer clothes. Those you just throw away when they go out of style or no longer fit you.

^

 

[Dr. Claus]

THIS. How the fuck does this even happen? Y'all are some nasty ass mofos up in here


I have had underwear for years, that is still in pretty good shape.

Sweat stains and blood are typical for me.

 

[nush]

If I wouldnt want a girl I was trying to sex to see me wearing them, then it's time to throw them out.

 

[Jaybe]

One and done

 

[Majormaxxx]

I only buy Under Armour charged cotton 6 inch boxer shorts. They last a few years. If there's a hole, I throw them away. Technically I could repair them but oh well. They are quite comfortable and most importantly don't ride up and bunch up around the crotch.

 

[nkarafo]

Forget about stains, how do you get holes?

Underwear spends more time in the drawer than your ass. You (should) only use one for a day or two max and it should take weeks until you wear the same one again. I don't think there is enough "wear and tear" to get holes in them, unless you use the same one too often.