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[Firemind]

 

[Shamrock7r]

Couldn't seal the deal OP?

 

[Ignignort]

Making a thread with no content?

 

[Slayven]

Many things.

But then again I am not 13 anymore

 

[Brainfreeze]

Genocide

 

[Erin S Kittens]

Getting whined at by someone who's claiming to be blue balled. Nobody owes you shit, go masturbate in private.

 

[TheCochese]

I got kicked in the side of the knee once with a boot.

And I hit myself in the head with a baseball bat.

So yes.

 

[Jarrod38]

Asking for medical advice when you should be at the ER instead.

 

[Mechanized]

Forced castration.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Death.

 

[capitalCORN]

Forced castration.

Well, I was going to say getting kicked in the balls but, you sir, you have bested me handily.

 

[Generalpsyduck]

 

[Garrett 2U]

The US political status.

 

[Infinite_Daremo]

Your country voting in Trump is up there

 

[orientalNoodle]

Is that the same alt-right Pepe?

 

[Reverend Funk]

Hmm no I don't think there is

 

[Shadynasty]

 

[Breakage]

I thought this would be about Pokemon or something.

 

[Erin S Kittens]

Is that the same alt-right Pepe?

Given that the topic's literally about sexual entitlement, I'd have to say yes, yes it is.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Plenty is worse. Personally the denial of sexual gratification is a major turn on. Both giving and receiving. Just up your kink game, yo. Edge for 6 hours then deny climax. Then these petty things just get good.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

being a Gohan fan

 

[Takyon]

I've just noticed how strange Pepe's eyes are.

 

[Firemind]

Getting whined at by someone who's claiming to be blue balled. Nobody owes you shit, go masturbate in private.

i can't. doctor's prescription. i haven't masturbated in a month.

 

[Skellig Gra]

Getting shot or stabbed would be worse i imagine

 

[Laevateinn]

My wife's uncle is massively overweight and has diabetes. He recently had to go to the doctor because his balls were turning blue due to lack of oxygen.

 

[Forerunner]

Getting hit in the balls.

 

[Crema]

Yes - almost everything else on earth.

Things worse than being blue balled:

People who complain about being blue balled
People who post threads that are just an image
People who think that frog is any way funny or cool

Blue balls is basically a made up 'condition' used to guilt trip girls into sex.

 

[Disxo]

i can't. doctor's prescription. i haven't masturbated in a month.

Making a thread will only make things worse for you.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Jimmy Fallon

 

[TaterTots]

i can't. doctor's prescription. i haven't masturbated in a month.

If medication is messing with your junk, you may wanna ask for a alternative.

 

[Shadynasty]

i can't. doctor's prescription. i haven't masturbated in a month.

What kind of physician prescribes a fap famine?

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Is that the same alt-right Pepe?

No, I think that image dates back from when Pepe had become a meme but had not yet been co-opted by neo-fascists.

 

[Pamplemousse]

Blue balls aren't real.

 

[Tarkus]

If you're going to make a thread, the least you could do is tell the fucking story.

 

[TaterTots]

What kind of physician prescribes a fap famine?

I'm thinking its a side effect to some medication he is taking. Waiting for clarification.

 

[Peltz]

Your country voting in Trump is up there

I'd take blue balls with Hilary for 4-8 years over painting the town white with Trump in office. I'd totally let my penis take one for the team.

That's called being a good American.

 

[Crossing Eden]

Yes - almost everything else on earth.

Things worse than being blue balled:

People who complain about being blue balled
People who post threads that are just an image
People who think that frog is any way funny or cool

Blue balls is basically a made up 'condition' used to guilt trip girls into sex.

Basically, it's the exact concept as the friend zone, news flash, women don't owe you anything gents.

 

[TheCochese]

What kind of physician prescribes a fap famine?

An ophthalmologist?

 

[Shadynasty]

I'm thinking its a side effect to some medication he is taking. Waiting for clarification.

I thought that too at first, but wouldn't that said medication prevent the blue balls as well?

 

[Firemind]

I'm thinking its a side effect to some medication he is taking. Waiting for clarification.

i'm not taking medication.

the urologist said it's highly likely my penis and/or prostate is bleeding because of working stress

my girlfriend is super horny but i'm afraid it's not fully healed yet

 

[Blobbers]

yeah, getting de-balled

 

[Frozenprince]

The thought that you're entitled to get off is pretty high up on my list tbh.

 

[SynthFetish]

i can't. doctor's prescription. i haven't masturbated in a month.

If you can't jack it, how can you bang?

EDIT: gotcha, you outta use that tongue and fingers boy! Keep your woman happy!

 

[shintoki]

Congrats on the self handjob OP

 

[ant_]

Yes - almost everything else on earth.

Things worse than being blue balled:

People who complain about being blue balled
People who post threads that are just an image
People who think that frog is any way funny or cool

Blue balls is basically a made up 'condition' used to guilt trip girls into sex.

What? No it's not. Blue balls is a legitimate thing. It's fucking painful.

It shouldn't be used to guilt trip girls into sex. It's a real thing, though.

It's called vasocongestion or epididymal hypertension

 

[Disxo]

i'm not taking medication.

the urologist said it's highly likely my penis and/or prostate is bleeding because of working stress

my girlfriend is super horny but i'm afraid it's not fully healed yet

Have you tried meditation and taking few days off?

 

[Shadynasty]

i'm not taking medication.

the urologist said it's highly likely my penis and/or prostate is bleeding because of working stress

my girlfriend is super horny but i'm afraid it's not fully healed yet

Does it physically hurt (your penis). If not perhaps oral is what you need.

 

[Firemind]

If you can't jack it, how can you bang?

EDIT: gotcha, you outta use that tongue and fingers boy! Keep your woman happy!

yes that's what i did

still feels bad

also she wants the d

 

[Eusis]

Probably being kicked in the balls. An active act of aggression versus your body being dumb.

Or, no. How about testicular torsion? Blue balls always sounded like a muscle cramp but in your balls, which is preferably to choking them to death.

 

[freenudemacusers]

how much physical contact did you make? I've found the dicarlo ladder is a good method to same night close https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/hlmra/dicarlo_escalation_ladder_concise_and_emphasized/