you don't know what you are talking about
is there any thing worse than getting blue balled?
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tearsintherain
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watching Batman v Superman
Shadynasty
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johancruijff
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probably riding a bike blueballed
Darryl M R
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It's like you saw this word get used a few times and now you feel comfortable adding it to your everyday language without knowing what it means.
he picked a very unfortunate thread title and the the opening post is useless (seriously), but on the other hand quite a few posters evidently didn't read the first page
Final Fantasy 7
Is there a name for the opposite of a thread backfire? I feel like that should be a thing because I just saw it happen before my eyes.
Jesus fucking Christ, "learn how to be a socially competent man in charge of his desires enough to get to the point of FUCKING A WOMAN, which is like, the simplest thing ever and has been done and continues to be done by literally thousands of millions of people daily around the globe... JUST 39.95! WE ACCEPT PAYPAL!"
why don't just jerk off
johancruijff
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Cause it hurts and it doesn't help?
Emerson
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Pain doesn't always go away from doing so.
Hurts too much.
Summer after 8 or 9th grade, I went on this camp trip/tour sort of thing out west. Started at Yellowstone in Wyoming, ended in Southern California.
There was a Swedish girl on the trip that I was... I dunno, hooking up with, as much as that means for an 8th/9th grader on a heavily supervised trip. Anyway, one stretch of the trip was like 8 hours of day driving through the desert from Vegas through Death Valley, and she had her hand in my lap pretty much the whole time.
We drove the 8 hours straight through, and late afternoon/early evening stopped at a grocery store so everyone could pick up a snack and hit the restroom. Everyone got off the bus and went in, but I literally couldn't make it past the curb. I had no idea what was going on and thought something was seriously wrong with me, and the only adult that hadn't gone in and that I could talk to was the bus driver, who was a great dude but bit more of a roughneck than the other staff. I assume he was a truck driver who had lucked out with a summer gig carting some kids around to see the sights.
I bring up the roughneck part because whereas the other adults probably would've, I dunno, tried to handle it like a teacher who was trying to be tactful about a student who had a bathroom accident, his response and explanation was more like this.
He was laughing so hard, I'm surprised he was able to drive the bus when everyone got back on 20 minutes later.
This is my thought as well. I used to be confused about it because I've never had pain in my balls as a result of stopping before completion, but I've come around to the opinion that it's bullshit.
Good on him
Epididymal Hypertension
I never had kidney stones, therefore I can proclaim with absolute certainty that it's just myth
Kidney stones are a thing someone may get at some point in their lives, sure. If guys were putting forth the perception that they'll get kidney stones any time a girl doesn't give into him I'd say kidney stones were bullshit too even though cases exist.
Because blue balls is talked about so loosely and casually as a thing that happens if a guy stops -- This perception is out there, and it's best to look at it as mostly bullshit because I think it is mostly bullshit.
Just having a medical-sounding synonym on hand doesn't really demonstrate anything.
People here are telling you what the condition is and explaining that they have gotten it. But you are telling them they are wrong... because you think they are wrong?
Holy shit, lmao. Seriously?
It's real. Just because you haven't experienced it doesn't mean it's not true. It's painful as hell.
Here's some evidence to my claim:
http://www.webmd.com/men/tc/epididymitis-topic-overview
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/epididymitis/basics/symptoms/con-20032876
Hyperactivity
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the OP is experiencing it now, I got it dozens of times (don't ask), lots and lots of people on here and elsewhere know it too. It's actual physical pain, it can last for hours, there's a simple medical explanation for it (inhibition of blood flow), it has a medical term, the balls do even turn blue. This isn't about guilt-tripping anyone into sex, I'm just tellling you that yes it exists
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Have you read your links? I don't see anything that says "this happens if you stop having sex before finishing". I don't really see any connection to blue balls as it's portrayed popularly.
I didn't say no one has ever had discomfort after stopping having sex. I said it's mostly bullshit and hyperbole.
KO Traveling Hobo
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I used to get blue balls when I was a kid. It is legit. Hurt like a motherfucker.
Proof?
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