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[Dipper145]

Being blue balled many times willingly, because your once girlfriend was a virgin when you met and wanted to wait until she was ready, and you can obviously respect that, so you accept the blue balls into your life.

It worked out well though.

Plus, just touch yourself when she leaves. Better than abdominal pain... Unless you can't do that for medical reasons, then I guess just curl up in a ball of pain for a bit.

Blue balls is basically a made up 'condition' used to guilt trip girls into sex.

What? It's not made up at all.. that's why it's a thing. Its an intense pain in your genital area and surrounding region from extended duration erections without ejaculation. It hurts.

 

[deadscreensky]

Blue balls is basically a made up 'condition' used to guilt trip girls into sex.

I know it doesn't affect all guys, but people pushing this idea that it's fake drives me crazy. No, blue balls are actually real. It feels like getting kicked in the testicles. It's not "entitlement" or some psychological trick.

Obviously there are worse things, but I feel for you, OP. Worst aspect of it for me is when it's gone on for a bit I can get so sore I'm not able to get any sort of release, just have to wait for the pain to go away.

 

[Lulubop]

Getting black and blue balled.

 

[masud]

Some of you don't know what blue balls are. It's not being upset because you didn't get laid it's actual physical pain in the testicles that usually results being erect for an extended period of time without ejaculating.

The team has been co-opted but it is an actual thing.

 

[dream]

Goddamn, you guys are weird.

No, OP, being blue-balled is fucking terrible. Even if you jack that shit, you still have the frustration of not actually sealing the deal.

 

[Fury451]

Most of life

Life is basically nothing but getting blue balled in every conceivable manner

 

[SL128]

Some of you don't know what blue balls are. It's not being upset because you didn't get laid it's actual physical pain in the testicles that usually results being erect for an extended period of time without ejaculating.

The team has been co-opted but it is an actual thing.

That's a noun, though. OP used it as a verb. Also, there are no physiological differences between sex and masturbation.

 

[commedieu]

I thought it was a urban legend? I wouldn't know.

Trent resnor better call me up and Sue me for copyright because they call me.. the.. closer...

Edit.

No one calls me the closer.

 

[ant_]

That's a noun, though. OP used it as a verb. Also, there are no physiological differences between sex and masturbation.

You're right. The OP used blue balls as a verb. But there are people in this thread saying blue balls is a myth. It's not. It's real & it hurts. Masturbation/sex doesn't really solve the problem once it happens. Just time.

 

[JP_]

Yep

 

[Firemind]

Does it physically hurt (your penis). If not perhaps oral is what you need.

it doesn't hurt (except for my raging erection because of one month abstinence hence the blue balls). the doctor said the stress is making my body tense so a release might rupture something

That's a noun, though. OP used it as a verb. Also, there are no physiological differences between sex and masturbation.

the doctor blueballed me

 

[old manatee]

how much physical contact did you make? I've found the dicarlo ladder is a good method to same night close https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/hlmra/dicarlo_escalation_ladder_concise_and_emphasized/

Well that was depressing.

 

[Darryl M R]

Yea--having someone expect sex from you is worse. It's not a good time when you can't even converse without the sexual tension in the area.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Yea--having someone expect sex from you is worse.

Even if they paid you for sex?

 

[Darryl M R]

Even if they paid you for sex?

Well now your being facetious. And even then someone can change their mind.

 

[TAJ]

how much physical contact did you make? I've found the dicarlo ladder is a good method to same night close https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/hlmra/dicarlo_escalation_ladder_concise_and_emphasized/

I've been through that entire scale and beyond and been denied.
I was pretty bummed but I didn't make a scene.
No blue balls, either. It takes a good five hours for that to happen.

 

[Blizzard]

Getting raped is much worse, for one thing.

 

[Shadynasty]

it doesn't hurt (except for my raging erection because of one month abstinence hence the blue balls). the doctor said the stress is making my body tense so a release might rupture something


the doctor blueballed me

What is the diagnosis? I'm just having a hard time wrapping my head around the idea that ejaculating will rupture blood vessels in your penis. Did you injure your urethra or bend your penis the wrong way during sex previously? I understand if you don't want to get into it. I'm genuinely curious.

 

[masud]

That's a noun, though. OP used it as a verb. Also, there are no physiological differences between sex and masturbation.

Um yeah I was including the op among the people that don't know what blue balls are. also if you have blue balls it's already to late to avoid the pain masturbation won't help.

 

[LaNaranja]

being a Gohan fan

:/

 

[DarkKyo]

Damn I haven't had blue balls since high school. What a weird phenomenon that feeling was.

Good times.

edit: I even forgot it was a thing until this thread lol

 

[superNESjoe]

Getting stabbed and bleeding out while watching your wife and child get murdered is probably worse.

 

[Kittygirl]

Yes, being raped.

 

[Escape Goat]

Falling from a 200 story building and catching your lip on a rusty nail probably is worse.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Falling from a 200 story building and catching your lip on a rusty nail probably is worse.

While being raped.

 

[breakfastchampion]

How is this thread still open? Are there any mods around?

 

[Firemind]

What is the diagnosis? I'm just having a hard time wrapping my head around the idea that ejaculating will rupture blood vessels in your penis. Did you injure your urethra or bend your penis the wrong way during sex previously? I understand if you don't want to get into it. I'm genuinely curious.

strings of blood came out when i ejaculated

i made a thread about it

maybe because when i cum a lot comes out with a lot of force. like ten feet

 

[freenudemacusers]

How is this thread still open? Are there any mods around?

Why would it be locked

 

[Escape Goat]

How is this thread still open? Are there any mods around?

No. They're at Evilore birthday party. Cake is being served.

 

[Shadynasty]

strings of blood came out when i ejaculated

i made a thread about it

maybe because when i cum a lot comes out with a lot of force. like ten feet

That's some crazy shit. Link that thread.

 

[Firemind]

Um yeah I was including the op among the people that don't know what blue balls are. also if you have blue balls it's already to late to avoid the pain masturbation won't help.

i know what blue balls are

i'm experiencing it right now

 

[Gummy]

Lul...

 

[commedieu]

Why would it be locked

Well. THinking about it... blue balls is some pretty male alpha shit. Seeing as most people equate it to some woman not putting out when you were good and ready. So... there isn't many non natural medical reasons for it. It's usually...

A person isn't ready for a certain level of sexual contact, and you're so focused on it your penis implodes. THEN you blame the woman for not wanting to have sex, due to you not controlling your urges.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

You should try CBT.

 

[Escape Goat]

Well. THinking about it... blue balls is some pretty male alpha shit. Seeing as most people equate it to some woman not putting out when you were good and ready. So... there isn't many non natural medical reasons for it. It's usually...

A person isn't ready for sexual contact, and you're so focused on it your penis implodes. THEN you blame the woman for not wanting to have sex, due to you not controlling your urges.

Ur just an alien

 

[molnizzle]

Blue balls is basically a made up 'condition' used to guilt trip girls into sex.

Uh, no. It's a real thing and it's unbelievably painful.

Hasn't happened to me since high school though.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Stabbed repeatedly in the face by a small and dull sentient knife.

 

[Emerson]

Anyone who'd mention this shit to a potential sexual partner trying to guilt them is an enormous piece of shit. But blue balls is absolutely real. I've had it twice and the pain is really rather uncomfortable. Once it happens, orgasming at that point doesn't necessarily make it go away either.

Even worse, one of the times I had it I wasn't able to get an erection again so I had to furiously jack my mostly limp dick until a sad little spunk occurred.

 

[Sanjuro]

Being a blue dot is worse.

 

[ant_]

Well. THinking about it... blue balls is some pretty male alpha shit. Seeing as most people equate it to some woman not putting out when you were good and ready. So... there isn't many non natural medical reasons for it. It's usually...

A person isn't ready for a certain level of sexual contact, and you're so focused on it your penis implodes. THEN you blame the woman for not wanting to have sex, due to you not controlling your urges.

Dude, the OP isn't talking about using blue balls to guilt trip women into having sex with him. There's no reason to bring the discussion here.

 

[commedieu]

Dude, the OP isn't talking about using blue balls to guilt trip women into having sex with him. There's no reason to bring the discussion here.

Wait there hombre. SOMEONE asked why isn't the thread locked. THEN someone said what's wrong with the thread. I just speculatedon't based on "oh man my gf was a virgin but..." posts.

I can't control the auto caps. But I'll keep them.

 

[Shadynasty]

Well. THinking about it... blue balls is some pretty male alpha shit. Seeing as most people equate it to some woman not putting out when you were good and ready. So... there isn't many non natural medical reasons for it. It's usually...

A person isn't ready for a certain level of sexual contact, and you're so focused on it your penis implodes. THEN you blame the woman for not wanting to have sex, due to you not controlling your urges.

I thought blue balls was just your nuts aching after prolonged sexual arousal without climax. It does happen, but at it's very worst feels like you've been hit in the nuts.

OP if I were you I'd take some naproxen sodium or roll the dice with a 10 foot blood skeet. It's probably the only two options for relief at this point.

 

[LFG]

whenever i get blue balls, it's really not that bad. there's a dull ache and i just take care of things myself.

 

[TheFlow]

Many things.

But then again I am not 13 anymore

you were getting blue balled at 13? damn you must of been smashing it at 15.

 

[Shaka]

Blue ballls are very real. It's not some crazy male conspiracy to get a guilt screw, though some fuckers use the excuse.
If I go weeks without jerking it and get sexually aroused It hits.
http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/article/epididymal-hypertension-blue-balls

 

[Scientist Supreme!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1315878&highlight=

 

[TheFlow]

yea Blue ball is definitely real.

As a freshman I had it happen to me once in college and had no idea what was happening to me. My roommate had to explain that shit.

18 years of my life spent not knowing what blue balls or the meaning behind cold showers meant. lol

 

[Darryl M R]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1315878&highlight=

That thread really shows that OP is a 6. This thread is 2 behavior with the terrible first post.

Blue ballls are very real. It's not some crazy male conspiracy to get a guilt screw, though some fuckers use the excuse.
If I go weeks without jerking it and get sexually aroused It hits.
http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/article/epididymal-hypertension-blue-balls

OP title says "is there any thing worse than getting blue balled?"

Not having blue balls.

I think we all know blue balls are real but OP phrasing sounds like guilt sex.

 

[Erebus]

Don't Google your symptoms. Go see a doctor instead.

 

[scotcheggz]

My favorite bit of the thread is when a bunch of people dogpiled the OP for being a misogynistic rapey deathbastard and then it turned out he wasn't.

Next time you'll get em boys, next time.