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[pompidu]

Have you received BJ yet?

 

[EleventhDoctor]

Have you received BJ yet?

The Eagle Has Landed.

 

[Count Dookkake]

The Bird Has Swallowed.

fixed

 

[tekumseh]

no no no... everyone married for a long while does not, and I repeat, does not have.an active sex life. and anyone suggesting op speak to his wife about why she is OFFENDED at him asking, is a moron and doesnt know anything about anything.

sorry youre wrong. :/

Nope, I'm pretty sure we still have sex pretty often, and it's really great, too... 8 )

 

[commedieu]

Have you received BJ yet?

any updates..?

Nope, I'm pretty sure we still have sex pretty often, and it's really great, too... 8 )

hd streaming vid or its not happening..

 

[SMT]

Sucketh my dicketh my dear.
Also, you start kissing her from neck to stomach, then suddenly give her oral, see how she reacts.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Sucketh my dicketh my dear.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[SMT]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

You have to giveth, to taketh.

 

[EleventhDoctor]

any updates..?

.

The Eagle Has Landed.

The best advice someone here gave me was to not bring it up and walk around smiling. Does wonders!

 

[braves01]

The best advice someone here gave me was to not bring it up and walk around smiling. Does wonders!

She probably thought you were cheating on her by walking around with a goofy smile and decided she had to do it to save your marriage.

 

[EleventhDoctor]

She probably thought you were cheating on her by walking around with a goofy smile and decided she had to do it to save your marriage.

I looked like the cat that swallowed the canary.

 

[akira28]

"he's finally stopped pestering me for sex. And he looks so happy. He's...changed. Maybe he's moved on. Maybe...maybe it's finally safe to suck his dick. Free of expectation. I feel so liberated! wheee!"

I have no clue.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

It's all a bunch of coincidences and everyone's reading too much into second-hand information.

 

[EleventhDoctor]

It's all a bunch of coincidences and everyone's reading too much into second-hand information.

Now this brings up another topic....

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Now this brings up another topic....

Oh my God, just take what you can get.

 

[EleventhDoctor]

Oh my God, just take what you can get.

lol

 

[FlyFaster]

Do a great job at eating her out first, if she's a decent person she'll feel the need to return the favor.

This. Which you can always segue into 69.


Alternatively, you need to ask "politely" aka - Go down on me. Not - Suck my dick. lol

You can't act like a pussy when you say it tho. You've got to have some authority behind it. If a female catches the scent of hesitation/fear it's over most of the time.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

You can't act like a pussy when you say it tho. You've got to have some authority behind it. If a female catches the scent of hesitation/fear it's over most of the time.

Women are like cats.

 

[EleventhDoctor]

Women are like cats.

They can smell fear.

 

[SeanR1221]

Buy some body icing from Victoria's Secret. Boom. Done.

 

[FlyFaster]

ya lol.

It's like that dave chappelle skit where he is talking about asking for a bj.

Don't go into it like, "uhh, hey, could ummm, please, maybe go down on me? please?"

 

[Clone Outcast]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2130-oral-sex/

 

[Ichabod]

Surprise her with a wake-up meat spin. When she looks you in the eyes just nod and say "Sup."