Is there ever a romantic way to request oral?

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Get a divorce. You know why divorces are so expensive, because they are worth it.
 
OP, I think you've fallen into what a lot of married couples do and where I've been in the past. You're just going through the motions. You need to start dating your wife again and doing the little things you used to do. Start paying more attention to her, pay attention to your physical appearance if you're not, give her compliments on how she looks, tell her how much you love her, etc. When all these things are going, this kind of stuff will just happen. Sounds like your wife is somewhat withdrawn right now.
 
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
 
vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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Just when I think I've seen it all, GAF comes through.
 
vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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Bag of sand.

I think you've just outed yourself.
 
andycapps said:
OP, I think you've fallen into what a lot of married couples do and where I've been in the past. You're just going through the motions. You need to start dating your wife again and doing the little things you used to do. Start paying more attention to her, pay attention to your physical appearance if you're not, give her compliments on how she looks, tell her how much you love her, etc. When all these things are going, this kind of stuff will just happen. Sounds like your wife is somewhat withdrawn right now.
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This is basically what I was going for in my post.

And Vidcons be trolling lol.
 
vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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.....

Because vaginas and buttholes are so much cleaner right?

If you wash yourself regularly, you won't have problems.
 
vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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So that stupid EVE thread wasn't enough? You have fun.
 
vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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Fun fact: Bacteria makes up a larger percent of your body's mass than your own cells.

We probably evolved to the state we are to become the perfect vessel for propagating microscopic lifeforms.
 
vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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This has to end up on worst of GAF Twitter.
 
Science is the answer.
Arrange for men with a variety of penile characteristics to stand in front of your woman, cocks out, and see if she responds to the stimuli.

We need to eliminate the possibility that your cock is unappealing.
 
Simplest answer is usually the best one. talk to her about it and if nothing comes of it then stop going down on her. I use that as a rule if I'm not getting head, I'm not going down. Thank god my gf isn't like that she has a higher sex drive than me and oral is a favorite of ours so win/win!
vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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Thats why you don't get it and never will. Do you ask women if they have given oral before dating them? If they answer yes do you blacklist them? Are you strictly missionary position only with the lights off and no talking?
 
If your own wife doesn't want to suck your dick I'd say you have bigger problems in your marriage than that.
 
PJV3 said:
Science is the answer.
Arrange for men with a variety of penile characteristics to stand in front of your woman, cocks out, and see if she responds to the stimuli.

We need to eliminate the possibility that your cock is unappealing.
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I concur.
 
Belgand said:
So basically the problem is that she only wants to have sex when she actually wants to have sex? You do not have a problem here, you're just being a bit demanding and kind of a jerk. Trust me, I've been in a relationship for the past 14 years and while our sex drives could certainly stand to be a more compatible if she isn't in the mood it stands to reason that she, y'know, isn't in the mood. It's an asshole move to claim that she should blow you as a result. It would be like saying that even though she isn't hungry she should still cook dinner for you. Some people are fine with that and more power to them, but it's perfectly understandable that the majority wouldn't be.
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I still cook dinner for my wife even when I'm not hungry, and my wife makes tea for me and she doesnt like tea. Your logic is backfire
 
Belgand said:
So basically the problem is that she only wants to have sex when she actually wants to have sex? You do not have a problem here, you're just being a bit demanding and kind of a jerk. Trust me, I've been in a relationship for the past 14 years and while our sex drives could certainly stand to be a more compatible if she isn't in the mood it stands to reason that she, y'know, isn't in the mood. It's an asshole move to claim that she should blow you as a result. It would be like saying that even though she isn't hungry she should still cook dinner for you. Some people are fine with that and more power to them, but it's perfectly understandable that the majority wouldn't be.
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Why is only one side of the incompatibility compromising?
 
vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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Never change, GAF. Never change.

Shake Appeal said:
Probably should have checked she was into giving head before ya got married!
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He said things were once "wild." I'm sure she used to.
 
Dash27 said:
Why is only one side of the incompatibility compromising?
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One side must compromise by suppressing their urges, or the other must compromise by allowing their body to be used when they do not wish it....hmmmmm.


On the real though, have you ever thought you may just be pestering her Op? If you're asking way too frequently, it's probably just become a chore for her. Which she gets 0 gratification out of. No one likes meaningless chores.
 
vidcons said:
i'm glad we have threads about convincing, guilting, and bribing people to blow you and the bad guy is the one who doesn't like it
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I'm not convinced :P

C.B. said:
On the real though, have you ever thought you may just be pestering her Op? If you're asking way too frequently, it's probably just become a chore for her. Which she gets 0 gratification out of. No one likes meaningless chores.
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well if pleasing your partner is a meaningless chore, I guess that really is a problem.
 
C.B. said:
One side must compromise by suppressing their urges, or the other must compromise by allowing their body to be used when they do not wish it....hmmmmm.


On the real though, have you ever thought you may just be pestering her Op? If you're asking way too frequently, it's probably just become a chore for her. Which she gets 0 gratification out of. No one likes meaningless chores.
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This week, on divorce court: Meaningless chores.

So there you go OP, suppress your urges deep down within yourself and stop pestering her.
 
Touch said:
"this is not a option bitch, if you don't suck this dick we have a problem" - #riverside
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You know the above is obviously harsh and blunt, but there's something to this. It baffles me how people can be in long term relationships but not have open discussions about sex. If you want a BJ, you should be able to discuss this with your SO.
 
Letters said:
Do a great job at eating her out first, if she's a decent person she'll feel the need to return the favor.
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Not married, but this advice seems sound based on my experiences with gf's. And even if she doesn't, you won't feel bad about asking for it.

vidcons said:
i don't know why you'd even want oral. it's disgusting how people put their mouths on genitals and "suck" and "blow" and "smooch" them. food goes in those mouths and i don't know how organic you eat but there could be some really bad things in the food. i mean, that's unhealthy, the bad food, and to have some enjoy your genitals with their mouth covered in diseases from non-organic food is appalling. or worse, her mouth is full of germs from unhealthy food and that's getting onto your testicles. disgusting, really. don't know how people like it or want it. never had it personally but whatever floats your boat, sick-o's.
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amazing
 
vidcons said:
i'm glad we have threads about convincing, guilting, and bribing people to blow you and the bad guy is the one who doesn't like it
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One shouldn't have to be bribed or guilted. If your SO needs bribing or guilting, you're with the wrong person.

I'm so glad I'm not with a sexually repressed person like yourself.
 
Did anyone already suggest to do it in spanish?

Oje mujer, dame cabesa.

You'll at least get a laugh out of it, and women love to be made to laugh, which eventually leads to blowjobs anyway.
 
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