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Is this really how Matt404au looks like?

brap

Banned
Fushitsusha Fushitsusha
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Go ahead, it's there for all to see. No slip up, but doesn't mean what you insinuate either.

Retard much?
Unless you're the retard, when someone says something like "watch your ISIS videos", it generally insinuates that I'm part of that particular group indirectly.

Just admit you slipped up and apologize or I'll have you arrested for being an infidel.
 

ROMhack

Member
I saw Matt in my dream last night. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Crikey?” but he kept cutting me off and going “crikey? crikey? crikey?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shitposting, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to retrieve my boomerang I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen warm cans of Fosters in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any aboriginal infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by fighting an alligator really loudly.
 

Papa

Banned
Matt, Brap, and Cunth

The Holy Trinity

Who’s gonna save our souls

You can’t buy my likes with insincere flattery, Jare.

The only thing you can do that will get my likes is stopping the like begging and mass ignoring. I don’t even care about the GIFs.
 
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