Mister Apoc
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Sam Rothstein in Casino, pretty self explanatory...tried to buy Ginger's love, and tried to keep her even though she never loved him like that
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is this the biggest simp in cinematic history?
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Sam Rothstein in Casino, pretty self explanatory...tried to buy Ginger's love, and tried to keep her even though she never loved him like that
The Lunch Legend
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Yes.
NecrosaroIII
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I see your Sam Rothstein, and I raise you Travis Bickle.
Sam Rothstein in Casino, pretty self explanatory...tried to buy Ginger's love, and tried to keep her even though she never loved him like that
Right actor, wrong movie.
Werewolf Jones
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Robert De Niro's Waiting.
NecrosaroIII
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Jay Gatsby without a doubt
Hmm, you're not wrong!
Putonahappyface
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I was thinking Forest Gump, but he marries Jenny in the end.
newtypepilot
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that dude in battlestar galactica that caused destruction of most of humanity
Futaleufu
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He marries her when nobody else wants her
bitbydeath
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Putonahappyface
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I nearly posted that.
Chuck Berry
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ACES HIIIIGH
PrimetimeKnight
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Yeah nobody be wanting full blown aids Jenny with a kid no less.
Edit: Ahh damn should've finished reading the whole post.
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diffusionx
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To be fair it was his kid
TheInfamousKira
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Vader became space Hitler because he thought Padme and Obi-Wan were banging in the silver bullet spaceship. That's up there.
Bring Back Scalebound
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Not a "character" but I think Tarantino is one of the biggest.
Besides Salma Hayek's feet, the feet that he fonds over are mediocre as hell (Arguably).
Besides Salma Hayek's feet, the feet that he fonds over are mediocre as hell (Arguably).
dsp
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dsp
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Apparently no one in this thread has seen a little movie from the 80's called The Last American Virgin. Let me let the last of the Wiki plot sum it up for you.
Gary decides to help Karen pay for an abortion by selling most of his possessions and borrowing money from his boss. After the abortion, Gary and Karen spend the remainder of the weekend alone together in Gary's grandmother's house. While nursing her back to health, Gary tells Karen that he sincerely loves her. Karen appears to reciprocate and they both share a tender kiss. Karen invites Gary to her eighteenth birthday party the following week. Gary scrapes up a few more dollars and buys Karen an engraved gold locket for her birthday.
When Gary arrives at Karen's birthday party, his dreams of a lasting romance with her are shattered when he walks in on her making out with Rick. Despite what Rick had put Karen through, and despite Gary's devotion and support, she has still rejected Gary to be with Rick. Gary leaves the party without saying a word to either of them, taking Karen's gift with him. He drives home alone, dejected, with tears streaming down his face.
Btw, the end credits roll over a close up of his crying face.
Gary decides to help Karen pay for an abortion by selling most of his possessions and borrowing money from his boss. After the abortion, Gary and Karen spend the remainder of the weekend alone together in Gary's grandmother's house. While nursing her back to health, Gary tells Karen that he sincerely loves her. Karen appears to reciprocate and they both share a tender kiss. Karen invites Gary to her eighteenth birthday party the following week. Gary scrapes up a few more dollars and buys Karen an engraved gold locket for her birthday.
When Gary arrives at Karen's birthday party, his dreams of a lasting romance with her are shattered when he walks in on her making out with Rick. Despite what Rick had put Karen through, and despite Gary's devotion and support, she has still rejected Gary to be with Rick. Gary leaves the party without saying a word to either of them, taking Karen's gift with him. He drives home alone, dejected, with tears streaming down his face.
Btw, the end credits roll over a close up of his crying face.
NecrosaroIII
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Was it though?
MaestroMike
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yeah i have that movie playing on the background a lot and i always get annoyed that he just doesn't drop ginger's as$ she told him from the beginning she didn't love him he set himself up
MaestroMike
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Lord Panda
The Sea is Always Right
Brutal.
They should follow up this movie with Gary now a billionaire running a major tech company, and Karen, a single mum of 15 kids, trying to win Gary back. And Karen also has aids. Hijinks and hilarity ensue.
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March Climber
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Do female simps count? If so, Harley Quinn.
This.
"No, please don't scooch over a wee bit, m'lady! The door is incredibly big, but I'll happily freeze to death and drown for you. Your radiant smile gives enough warmth for my soul."
Kenneth Haight
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From the meme thread. Someone posted this and I loved it. Yes, he is a grand master cuck.
mansoor1980
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Doczu
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God damn they marketed this as a sexual comedy.
The only comedy in this is how the main character makes a clown of himself.
This movie should be used as a early warning for kids going into simp mode and orbiting as "friends".
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Fuck me i posted and i'm still pissed and bitter. Saw the ending clip. God fucking Christ i thought Gumo was spineless, but he at least was a retard so you could cut him some slack.
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calistan
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What actually happens is that Gary continues stalking Karen, believing that deep down she still cares for him. Attempting to break into her room one night, he's shot by her dad and rendered paraplegic. Rick visits him in hospital and reveals that he didn't actually like Karen anyway and is going to dump her because he's been banging Gary's sister, who is a much better lay. The credits roll as a single tear trickles down Gary's cheek.
jufonuk
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Fucking hell that is grim
winjer
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That has to be the biggest bitch in cinema history.
Doczu
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So your average white liberal woman?
*Nightwing
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Ace Rothstein I'd argue is the weaker bitch slapped pussy whipped man, but Forrest Gump is the poster boy for simps. /end semantical argument
Doczu
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You could argue in Gumps favor that he was just plain stupid and didn't know better.
Bylut abyone of sound mind simping like the dude from the Last Virgin movie? That's a poster simp boy.
calistan
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Post-credits sequence to lighten the mood:
Gary's sister enters the hospital room, holding the necklace he bought for Karen.
'The police said you were carrying this when you had your accident. Karen says it's not hers. I hope you don't mind but I wanted to sell it as I need money real quick.'
Gary makes a strangled gurgling sound from beneath his oxygen mask.
'Thanks Gary, you're the best!'
As she turns to leave, her school bag gapes open and Gary glimpses a leaflet for an abortion clinic. His eyes moisten.
The end.
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
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OmegaSupreme
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Yeah but look at her. And to be fair he was under the influence of angels or some shit like that. That show got weird lol.
Doczu
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Stop it. Please.
Sorcerer
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Can we really call Bickle a simp when he had the audacity to take his date to porno theatre to watch an X-rated movie?I see your Sam Rothstein, and I raise you Travis Bickle.
Right actor, wrong movie.
Keep in mind Travis wins the girl back in the end, but he rejects her. So he may have just been trying to prove that she was not worthy of him.
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dsp
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I am still cringing from that scene, decades later. Fuckin' hell, whole movie is a hard watch.
Toots
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I rewatched Casino a few years ago and one scene blew my mind.
When Sam and Ginger are bickering for the nth time she complains about the mobile phone he brought her so he can constantely reach her and know what she does.
Something like "i was at a restaurant, with my friends, enjoying a meal, and the phone rings and bother everyone, i was mortified..."
So the whore who's so fucked up she blatantly cheats on her husband, who doesn't mind being plastered in public or taking vast amounts of drugs with her pimp still feels bad when her phone rings in public.
I know it's just a way for her to again disparage Simping Sam but something in it rang true. Like Ginger, with all her flaws, knew it was a shitty behavior to bother folks by having conversation on the phone during dinner, when people nowdays will tell you to stop talking with your friends at a dinner table because they want to film whatever ticktock trend is on at the moment.
tl ; dr Due to social apps, people nowdays are more whorish than the gold digger / prostitute Ginger Mckenna
also young Sharon Stone might be the most beautiful woman on earth, if not for Laetitia Casta
20 yo
39 yo
45 yo (her current age)
When Sam and Ginger are bickering for the nth time she complains about the mobile phone he brought her so he can constantely reach her and know what she does.
Something like "i was at a restaurant, with my friends, enjoying a meal, and the phone rings and bother everyone, i was mortified..."
So the whore who's so fucked up she blatantly cheats on her husband, who doesn't mind being plastered in public or taking vast amounts of drugs with her pimp still feels bad when her phone rings in public.
I know it's just a way for her to again disparage Simping Sam but something in it rang true. Like Ginger, with all her flaws, knew it was a shitty behavior to bother folks by having conversation on the phone during dinner, when people nowdays will tell you to stop talking with your friends at a dinner table because they want to film whatever ticktock trend is on at the moment.
tl ; dr Due to social apps, people nowdays are more whorish than the gold digger / prostitute Ginger Mckenna
also young Sharon Stone might be the most beautiful woman on earth, if not for Laetitia Casta
20 yo
39 yo
45 yo (her current age)
He's not a simp but he's kind of a supreme gentleman, which is far worse
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Little Mac
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The biggest simp …
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nkarafo
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Why are you here and not out there making movies?
