It finally went down...no, up again.

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-COOLIO- said:
it's a reaction in the brain apparently, due to pressure on the cerebellum from the noose
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So am i right or wrong?
Costanza said:
^ who is that girl in your avatar, FromTheFuture
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Ayyee I don't have an entire name, i'm trying to figure that out. But PM me if you're that interested.
 
FromTheFuture said:
So am i right or wrong?
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i think your wrong, if it was just the blood flowing down itd probably just turn your flaccid penis red?







..clearly i have more research to do u__u
 
Yeah, ER might be a safer bet all around. Like, for me, a couple months ago, shortly after I had had surgery on my broken elbow, there was an abnormally large amount of swelling and brusing around the area. I got that checked out immediately. It wasn't anything serious, but it could have been.

Good luck with that either way, though. Dick-related maladies are my greatest phobia.
 
Night_Trekker said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandrake_(plant)

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I would be heading to the emergency room just to be safe, but whatever. I hope this works out for you.
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Thanks man (and you Coolio, and Sprsk earlier, etc), I rather hope it works out for me too :lol :lol . Seriously, if it got significantly worse or if it was badly discolored I'd hop in the car and get to an emergency room. Right now it's not at that stage.
 
-COOLIO- said:
i think your wrong, if it was just the blood flowing down itd probably just turn your flaccid penis red?







..clearly i have more research to do u__u
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If blood flowing down was enough to do it simply standing up would give you an erection.
 
-COOLIO- said:
i think your wrong, if it was just the blood flowing down itd probably just turn your flaccid penis red?







..clearly i have more research to do u__u
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Quickly! The world must know!

KHarvey16 said:
If blood flowing down was enough to do it simply standing up would give you an erection.
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Well actually, the logic kind of works. When you're alive, your blood is pumping it and keeping it moving. If you're dead, isn't it possible to accumulate at the bottom due to gravity?
 
If you don't go to the ER tonight this will be you (of course substitute the girl for Ricky Martin or some shit):

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o god, sometimes a death erection
expells mucus

well this academic detour has been fun, back to work.

work work.
 
Gaborn said:
Thanks man (and you Coolio, and Sprsk earlier, etc), I rather hope it works out for me too :lol :lol . Seriously, if it got significantly worse or if it was badly discolored I'd hop in the car and get to an emergency room. Right now it's not at that stage.
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You know you're an idiot when you won't do anything about a 6 hour long erection until it starts changing fucking colors.
 
LAUGHTREY said:
You know you're an idiot when you won't do anything about a 6 hour long erection until it starts changing fucking colors.
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I'm doing something. I consulted a doctor and will be seeing them first thing in the morning.
 
Whatever, it's your dick.


Just saying that regular men would not let this shit happen UNTIL IT STARTS CHANGING COLORS, they'd be in the ER screaming for help.
 
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Breaking news; man loses his penis after having an erection for over 12 hours. Even masturbating 3 times in a row, according to the patient, didn't help.

More on this shocking accident at 11. Im Osaka, and this is Gaborn News. Good day.
 
Emergency room sir, you don't want to fuck with this longevity shit.

It's your man hood, were talking about.

you have insurance right? If so, they should take care of emergency visits.
 
madara said:
Best wishes. I took a cialis last year that took 5 days for me go back normal.
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No offense but... you're a guy? (with your username I'd always associated it more with being female than male)

Layzie - Not wrong but I'm not gonna show you :lol :lol The wikipedia page for klippel-feil syndrome has a not far off picture of what my neck looks like though.

G35twinturbo - Yes and yes, and I know. again, it's ok. the erection is only painful if i'm leaning against something (or sitting, as now) so I'm pretty sure it's low flow priapism.
 
well the doctor didnt tell him to go in right away so i guess its all good.


or the doctor is a phoney :[
 
If you die from cocking too hard, GAF will remember you forever.

If you live, we'll probably just snicker at you when you pass in the hallway.
 
LAUGHTREY said:
Whatever, it's your dick.


Just saying that regular men would not let this shit happen UNTIL IT STARTS CHANGING COLORS, they'd be in the ER screaming for help.
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Well, they're most likely going to stick a needle in his cock and drain the blood out. I wouldn't get that kind of treatment unless it was absolutely necessary.
 
Gaborn said:
G35twinturbo - Yes and yes, and I know. again, it's ok. the erection is only painful if i'm leaning against something (or sitting, as now) so I'm pretty sure it's low flow priapism.
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I love this phrase for some reason :lol
 
SapientWolf said:
Well, they're most likely going to stick a needle in his cock and drain the blood out. I wouldn't get that kind of treatment unless it was absolutely necessary.
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This is going to be a fun visit to the doctor's.
 
-COOLIO- said:
doctor could be cute
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Considering what they'll be doing to me I could get a very weird fetish from the experience if he is. :lol :lol
and he is actually. Hot, young, middle eastern
 
just flick your scrotum with your finger to cause a bit of pain, that should cause it to go away, and although this may sound bad if the flick didn't work just light a match and immediately put it out then touch the match to your penis. if that doesn't work then a dr. visit is in order.

and for the record this is not a joke post.
 
KO Traveling Hobo said:
So I went to the klippel-feil syndrome wiki and was led to this...
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Good luck Gaborn. Hopefully you don't end up as the story for one of your threads.
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Yeah, I had a minor case of spina bifida actually, was one of the surgeries I mentioned to help correct it.

Eraldo - tried flicking, NOT tried the match, I went the other way, 10 minutes of ice cold water didn't help.
 
EraldoCoil said:
just flick your scrotum with your finger to cause a bit of pain, that should cause it to go away, and although this may sound bad if the flick didn't work just light a match and immediately put it out then touch the match to your penis. if that doesn't work then a dr. visit is in order.

and for the record this is not a joke post.
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...what...why...gtdbsfwaf
 
uh... your views on Good Omens were very right! I also enjoy your news stories and suchlike. I'm too drunk to handle an emergency! holy shit

laugh, I suppose, if the doctor is too far. but go as soon as possible. hope everything turns out alright. er.. um.. healing.. internet.. power.. activation.. go?

*if you ever experience an erection lasting over 4 hours, stop rocking out and go to the hospital. notwithstanding financial problems, your unexploded penis will thank you.
 
You know, in case things start getting more pressing.. do you have someone who could take you to the nearest hospital? If you went to Casualty/A&E, a doctor could see you now vs in 3 or 4 hours or whatever.
 
gofreak said:
You know, in case things start getting more pressing.. do you have someone who could take you to the nearest hospital? If you went to Casualty/A&E, a doctor could see you now vs in 3 or 4 hours or whatever.
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Yes, I could go if I needed to. It's just not necessary right away unless it was constantly painful. which it isn't except when I'm sitting upright and it's rubbing on my clothes
 
gofreak said:
You know, in case things start getting more pressing.. do you have someone who could take you to the nearest hospital? If you went to Casualty/A&E, a doctor could see you now vs in 3 or 4 hours or whatever.
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He seems very determined to have this appointment he has schedule with the hot, young middle eastern doctor.
 
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