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[Xanathus]

Make a thread about this when it hits the news.

 

[Chinner]

pics?

 

[Rorschach]

G35twinturbo - Yes and yes, and I know. again, it's ok. the erection is only painful if i'm leaning against something (or sitting, as now) so I'm pretty sure it's low flow priapism.

"Low flow"? I don't like the sound of that.

 

[Binabik15]

Holy shit Batman!

And here I am worrying about left side of my neck aching, not knowing whether I just overextended it or something bad happened to my spine.

I hope you´ll be fine, otherwise nobody would know the weird shit going down in G A F (event though were lagging behind here in G).

It scary to think what could happen to a man´s penis D:

 

[Gaborn]

I will be alright, however I am able to get in an hour earlier, so I'm leaving in just a minute or two.

 

[Freestyler]

I will be alright, however I am able to get in an hour earlier, so I'm leaving in just a minute or two.

Good luck buddy. Hope you're able to make it to the doc's office without too many strange looks at your crotch…

Grower or show-er? This would probably make you a show-er!

 

[Rewrite]

I hope you get this problem resolved soon, Gaborn.

 

[Rorschach]

I will be alright, however I am able to get in an hour earlier, so I'm leaving in just a minute or two.

How can you put pants on? I guess it's not full mast?

 

[funkmastergeneral]

How can you put pants on? I guess it's not full mast?

Never heard of the boner tuck?

 

[Relix]

This just in...

Gaborn News will not be airing today. Our host Gaborn has been experiencing technical difficulties. We apologize, meanwhile we present a picture:

 

[TheHeretic]

Notice how its covered in gangreen?

 

[pakkit]

Notice how its covered in gangreen?

Dick.

 

[Rorschach]

Never heard of the boner tuck?

Sounds painful unless you mean in a vagina.

 

[The Elite]

The only way to keep your penis from exploding is to masturbate at no fewer than 50 strokes per minute.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

"Low flow"? I don't like the sound of that.

:lol

 

[funkmastergeneral]

Sounds painful unless you mean in a vagina.

Nah man, just pull it up so it's pushing against the waist of your pants. Conceals well and actually feels kinda good.

 

[Always-honest]

did you try thinking about a girls ass covered in massage oil`?

 

[gofreak]

This was a great and missed opportunity for straight-GAF to do a crossover with the hot women thread.

Alas, he's on his way to the doc now. Hopefully it goes OK :|

 

[soultron]

The only way to deal is pain olympics v2.0.

 

[Rewrite]

The only way to deal is pain olympics v2.0.

Why'd you remind me of such things!? Mortified. :'(

 

[Fersis]

Get well Gaborn!

 

[Rorschach]

Nah man, just pull it up so it's pushing against the waist of your pants. Conceals well and actually feels kinda good.

Oh, that. That's kinda painful over an extended period and if it's raging, it's kinda hard to do. You're gonna need to double belt it, Gaborn!

 

[Justin Timberlake]

I suppose we will know what happened soon...

I hope waiting to go to the appointment wasn't a mistake.

 

[Rorschach]

I suppose we will know what happened soon...

I hope waiting to go to the appointment wasn't a mistake.

I don't know how it works where he lives, but where I live, he'd still be in the ER waiting room at this point; trying hard to hide his unrelenting shame.

 

[fisheyes]

Nah man, just pull it up so it's pushing against the waist of your pants. Conceals well and actually feels kinda good.

"You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton"

 

[Tntnnbltn]

have you tried thinking of women?

(I'm doing my part to help save Gaborn's penis)

 

[Fersis]

On a totally not related subject, has he posted pictures of him on the 'Post pictures thread' ?
My mental image of Gaborn is something like :

 

[KHarvey16]

Having been the last thread I read last night, I woke up with morning wood and terrified of that fact. I haven't been that scared since I watched the bubbles in my IV line make their way down toward my wrist while in the hospital once.

Both times though things worked out.

 

[Tntnnbltn]

My mental image of Gaborn is something like :
http://www.elpais.com/recorte/20070720elpepirdv_14/LCO340/Ies/Jude_Law.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
Although according to Wikipedia, he looks more like :
[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/izt1rr.jpg

 

[Majmun]

Hope it helps.

 

[krypt0nian]

See GAF? Gaborn is smart enough to go to the doctor instead of asking GAF first.

Oh wait...



Get well, little trooper! Gaborn too!

 

[Gomu Gomu]

Hope it helps.

:lol :lol

 

[mr.beers]

Hope it helps.

 

[Chinner]

Hope it helps.

 

[Big-E]

I would have never waited that long to get it checked. Emergency room right away. You just can't take that chance.

 

[Door2Dawn]

I think He went a little overboard with the V.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2WSXjFeUYA

 

[Raging Spaniard]

Hey reminds me of the time fireants got a hold of my dick, that was a fun week -_o

 

[Fjolle]

Any news?

I hope all is well Gaborn...

 

[Keylime]

I don't know why, but the thought of Gaborn with a boner is just jarring for me :lol

 

[jett]

Protip: when there's something wrong with your weiner, you go to the ER immediately.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

But will it blend?

 

[MNC]

his erection should be in the hands of professional medical care by now

:lol :lol

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

If you got some good size, you shouldn't be ashamed of going to an interview packin' heat.

 

[Tntnnbltn]

I don't know why, but the thought of Gaborn with a boner is just jarring for me :lol

(It's more likely than you think)

 

[toxicgonzo]

 

[Monroeski]

I don't know why, but the thought of Gaborn with a boner is just jarring for me :lol

I know EXACTLY why the thought of a GAFfer's erection is jarring to me. :lol

 

[Mohonky]

The only way to deal is pain olympics v2.0.

Am I a freak for watching that and not batting an eye lid? Seriously that movie just left me wondering why someone would do that more than it did me freaking out.

Kind of on topic: my mate had a piercing through his knob that was 'torn out' during some wild sex episode. I wish I was there to laugh at him when he arrived at emergency covering his dick in a blood soaked towel.

 

[Cornballer]

Yikes. Good luck, Gaborn.

 

[lunarworks]

Hey reminds me of the time fireants got a hold of my dick, that was a fun week -_o

They got a hold of it? Those must have been some big ants... or.

 

[alr1ght]

I've heard horror stories of what they do to correct this.

Spoiler

hint: 18 gauge needle right in