It finally went down...no, up again.

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Gaborn said:
Sorry, quick update. I'm staying at my dad's for a couple days, there was a... complication (not with the penis thank god) the IV slipped out of the vein and went into my arm. 500 ccs of saline solution in my arm before they noticed, it swelled 2-3 times the normal size. Mostly back to normal but... could be a day or two before I'm on again and back to normal. Bye gaf, thanks for the love, no more priapism forever I hope.
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Just not your week, eh Gaborn. Get well ASAP.
 
Gaborn said:
Sorry, quick update. I'm staying at my dad's for a couple days, there was a... complication (not with the penis thank god) the IV slipped out of the vein and went into my arm. 500 ccs of saline solution in my arm before they noticed, it swelled 2-3 times the normal size. Mostly back to normal but... could be a day or two before I'm on again and back to normal. Bye gaf, thanks for the love, no more priapism forever I hope.
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When I get IV's I watch that shit so closely because of that. I've heard stories of people losing their arms because of this.
 
Ok, I've got a little more time than I thought, so a couple of quick things. First, I should point out (and I only realized this yesterday) my issue started on Palm Sunday (not really catholic/religious but still... little irony?) Second, someone asked the reaction of the ER when I walked in. I said "Hello, my name is Kendall, I've got a nasty case of Priapism" they looked at me and said "Oh. Um... right this way sir, let me help you into a wheel chair..." and I was off (the wheel chair is just standard proceedure, I didn't need it, and if anything sitting was a little... painful, lol). Oh, and I made a good joke when they were looking a vein for the IV and having difficulty (damn tiny veins) I said "If you can't find a good one I know where I have a lot of blood right now but I'd rather wait on that..." ahhh gallows humor. Then the screaming started. Near the end I was screaming and crying with the last bit.... just not a fun experience. Oh, and the catheter? Comparatively I barely felt it going in. Don't get me wrong, it HURT, but it was nothing compared to what they had been doing.

Krypt0nian - My arm is fine, it's 90% of the way better, just a few blisters that haven't closed up and a little swelling still. Penis is a little swollen though. Soft, but swollen.
 
Somehow, I missed this thread. After reading it, I wish it would have stayed that way :(


Damn Gaborn ... wow, that really sucks.
 
Damn that must have sucked. Also if you don't mind me asking Gabron, about how big is your penis? I'm just wondering whether a big or small one would make this type of surgery more or less painful.
 
Gaborn said:
Well, that wasn't fun. They did the whole bit. It took forever to find a vein for a damn IV and another for a blood draw. Then the 'fun' started. They injected me with a LOT of morphine, I lost track and felt nothing until they jabbed two needles into my shaft and started pumping me with salt water with one, draining me with the other. Essentially they took out every ounce of fluid, semen, blood (a lot of congealed blood) and urine, more or less in that order. Every few minutes they'd massage the penis, then go back to pumping in more saline solution. Most painful thing EVER. Then they decided they needed another needle (apparently 1/4th of it still wasn't draining right). so they jabbed me again. And pumped. and massaged (with the needles still in mind... making the needles hurt and tear very slightly very sensitive skin). LOT of morphine though. And a local (another jab. In the penis). the local would've been great.... except it was only meant to make it bearable. They wanted to make sure I still had sensation in it. 45 minutes later they're done and I'm stuck for the night. If there's another uprising I suffer again. Morphine is godly. more tomorrow.
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I just might have settled for a pendectomy if that happened to me. As a matter of fact, I had to have a similar procedure to my left big toe. Completely different situation for a penis.
 
PhoenixDark said:
Damn that must have sucked. Also if you don't mind me asking Gabron, about how big is your penis? I'm just wondering whether a big or small one would make this type of surgery more or less painful.
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I'm 7.5" so it's reasonably large. I don't think size matters for it though.

Also, for the record I haven't yet been able to completely "stand tall" again yet. It's coming, but they said (a couple weeks back) I may be a month or more in "fully" recovering.
 
Gaborn said:
Ok, I've got a little more time than I thought, so a couple of quick things. First, I should point out (and I only realized this yesterday) my issue started on Palm Sunday (not really catholic/religious but still... little irony?) Second, someone asked the reaction of the ER when I walked in. I said "Hello, my name is Kendall, I've got a nasty case of Priapism" they looked at me and said "Oh. Um... right this way sir, let me help you into a wheel chair..." and I was off (the wheel chair is just standard proceedure, I didn't need it, and if anything sitting was a little... painful, lol). Oh, and I made a good joke when they were looking a vein for the IV and having difficulty (damn tiny veins) I said "If you can't find a good one I know where I have a lot of blood right now but I'd rather wait on that..." ahhh gallows humor. Then the screaming started. Near the end I was screaming and crying with the last bit.... just not a fun experience. Oh, and the catheter? Comparatively I barely felt it going in. Don't get me wrong, it HURT, but it was nothing compared to what they had been doing.

Krypt0nian - My arm is fine, it's 90% of the way better, just a few blisters that haven't closed up and a little swelling still. Penis is a little swollen though. Soft, but swollen.
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Damn.
 
FUCKKKKKKK! I'm at 4 hours again now. Gotta go GAF, I'll update you as soon as I can, probably tomorrow or something, but it's "up" again.
 
fuck dude :lol

stop jacking off for a while.. give the poor guy a rest

Try taking an anti-depressant.. that shit will limp you.
 
Oh my god. I just called my dad, and after 4 hours and about 5 minutes... it just went down. No joke, I was on the phone to let him know I was going to the hospital and.... bam. Down.
 
Unrelated story... but I had a strange thing happen to me today. I was sleeping, and in that dream I was having quite detailed sex with my girlfriend... like, my mind just reproduced everything perfectly... and in the dream I came. But suddenly I woke up and I was having a freaking orgasm... the strange thing is though it was an intense orgasm and I didn't cum.

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. Gaborn, stop the porn.
 
If I ever want to get rid of an erection I too think about the guy who supplied the sperm to create you Gaborn.
 
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If I ever want to get rid of an erection I too think about the guy who supplied the sperm to create you Gaborn.
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:lol :lol :lol omg though. I was practically out the freakin door. I swear I was hard as a fucking rock 10 minutes ago. omg. I'm so relieved. No needle in the penis today!
 
Relix said:
Unrelated story... but I had a strange thing happen to me today. I was sleeping, and in that dream I was having quite detailed sex with my girlfriend... like, my mind just reproduced everything perfectly... and in the dream I came. But suddenly I woke up and I was having a freaking orgasm... the strange thing is though it was an intense orgasm and I didn't cum.

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. Gaborn, stop the porn.
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Thanks for telling us your story of awesome sex with no consequencees whatsoever. We are all now jealous of you.



Seriously. :[
 
Dude....YOU'RE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG

I don't even know what it is you're doing or what it is you're trying to do. Whatever it is, do it differently :lol
 
Gaborn, shouldn't you be sitting down with a doc and consider taking blood thinners (anticoagulants/antiplatelet agents) on a semi-regular basis? Better have a thorough blood chemistry analysis too. Something is not working as it should.

I mean, once is OK, after all: shit happens. ... but having it nearly happen twice should be cause for concern. Something isn't right, and maybe fixing it is a very simple thing like wearing loose underwear or changing the way you eat.

Better safe than sorry, methinks. It's a very sensitive (t)issue, after all.

Nonetheless: Grats, I guess. You evaded the needle torture.
 
CTLance said:
Gaborn, shouldn't you be sitting down with a doc and consider taking blood thinners (anticoagulants/antiplatelet agents) on a semi-regular basis? Better have a thorough blood chemistry analysis too. Something is not working as it should.

I mean, once is OK, after all: shit happens. ... but having it nearly happen twice should be cause for concern. Something isn't right, and maybe fixing it is a very simple thing like wearing loose underwear or changing the way you eat.

Better safe than sorry, methinks. It's a very sensitive (t)issue, after all.

Nonetheless: Grats, I guess. You evaded the needle torture.
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I've made another appointment with a urologist. I was going to have a 6 month check up anyway, but obviously in light of today I moved up the appointment to a week or two from now. Although as I mentioned earlier they checked everything, they're pretty sure it's a spinal issue, that because of my KFS I'm predisposed to that potentially happening, and, obviously it did.
 
"Yo pops! Just calling to say that I've had a raging boner for the past 4 hours! Goddamn is this thing stiff!"

"...Why are you telling me this?"

"Oh nvm it's gone kthxbye!"

"...."
 
Gaborn said:
Oh my god. I just called my dad, and after 4 hours and about 5 minutes... it just went down. No joke, I was on the phone to let him know I was going to the hospital and.... bam. Down.
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That's weird, talking to MY dad always just makes me hornier.
 
This is no false alarm this time. I decided to wait 5 hours rather than 4 considering the self correction last time. Still up, and this time painful. Bye gaf, wish me luck. Going out the door now.
 
I read the thread title.

I was all "omg, shit's going down?!!"

I didn't think it was literally true.

I must now go scrub my brain with bleach.
 
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