It finally went down...no, up again.

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Penis and needles shouldnt be on the same sentence.
 
They extracted all the gay juice from your peinz... I bet they all drank it and turned gay.


But seriously, I got nauseous reading the description of what they did. Ugh.
 
DMeisterJ said:
Well, if one of the two men was massaging your penis, I'm sure you were happy ;)

Oh and feel better, we need more Gaborn-News
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im straight and if a dude massaged my penis im sure it'd feel nice










just sayin
 
GAF WAS REIGHT!

"Go to the Doctor" answer worked!

sorry your Dude decided it wasn't time to depart. Make sure you give him a beating the next time you are able.
 
DMeisterJ said:
Well, if one of the two men was massaging your penis, I'm sure you were happy ;)

Oh and feel better, we need more Gaborn-News
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it would've been fine except they were massaging around the injection sites. Imagine a needle in your penis. Now imagine they are bouncing the skin around it up and down like someone shaking out a rug.
 
Somehow this serious thread update has led to a No Gay JO request thread. :lol

Only on GAF™
 
RubxQub said:
Somehow this serious thread update has led to a No Gay JO request thread. :lol

Only on GAF™
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Well Gaborn works on misterious ways... :)
 
Gaborn said:
Chinner - there were 4 of them. Frankly I was in too much pain to think beyond plotting their painful death. 2 men, 2 women.
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At least now you can brag to all your friends that you were in a fivesome.

Hope it gets better.
 
Glad your back home and hopefully its all past you. I guess I should not tell you guys about that two foot needle test they do directly down your penis to your bladder. Now that test made me nearly pass out at 14 if I wasn't so preoccupied losing control all over the place.
 
Gaborn said:
won't do much, my bro is leaving with his laptop in 15 minutes. Oh, and I have a catheter in me.
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Catheters are amazing! Wait till you see how much you're peeing without even knowing it. I filled up a whole bag/bucket without even feeling it.

Very glad to hear you're all good now buddy, although I can imagine how scared you'll be the next time you feel a boner coming on. Can they strap it down for a few days so there's no chance :lol ?
 
MightyHealthy said:
Dear Gaborn,

I am glad your penis is fine. Please keep posting funny news stories to brighten up my day.

Love,
Samuel
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Seconded


best wishes sry bout catheter
 
MNC said:
Im scared to go masturbating now
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What was another "just fucking go to the doctor" thread has quickly turn into one of the most painful threads I've ever read, ever.

ugh
 
Gaborn said:
Well, that wasn't fun. They did the whole bit. It took forever to find a vein for a damn IV and another for a blood draw. Then the 'fun' started. They injected me with a LOT of morphine, I lost track and felt nothing until they jabbed two needles into my shaft and started pumping me with salt water with one, draining me with the other. Essentially they took out every ounce of fluid, semen, blood (a lot of congealed blood) and urine, more or less in that order. Every few minutes they'd massage the penis, then go back to pumping in more saline solution. Most painful thing EVER. Then they decided they needed another needle (apparently 1/4th of it still wasn't draining right). so they jabbed me again. And pumped. and massaged (with the needles still in mind... making the needles hurt and tear very slightly very sensitive skin). LOT of morphine though. And a local (another jab. In the penis). the local would've been great.... except it was only meant to make it bearable. They wanted to make sure I still had sensation in it. 45 minutes later they're done and I'm stuck for the night. If there's another uprising I suffer again. Morphine is godly. more tomorrow.
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I feel like I should make a paypal pity donation or something. That is probably the most disturbing medical anecdote I have ever heard. I will pledge my life to being a better human being if it means I can avoid such a fate
 
DMeisterJ said:
Well, if one of the two men was massaging your penis, I'm sure you were happy ;)

Oh and feel better, we need more Gaborn-News
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Yea, cause everyone can totally get off with needles stuck in their dick.

Gaborn, I don't know you, but I feel for your penis. That should never have to happen to any man. (Who isn't a rapist)
 
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