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It's 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy (Jezebel)
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Sibersk Esto
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Ol No Bones
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I have heard guys talk about sucking on the clitoris but I have never done that with much success. I wonder what the consensus is among women. Circular motions with the occasional up, down, left right diagonal movements has always been my go to. You can always pretend you are entering in an old cheat code.
Latvian Hitman
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I've been through that before. There was no fixing it in my case, I'm afraid.
It's 2015 and Women Are Still Being Pussies About Swallowing.
SkeptiMism
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Honestly, if you're a virgin you shouldn't think about this stuff that much.
Like yeah sure, you may want to remember it somewhere in the back of your skull for when you'll have sex, but you really shouldn't think about it like that when trying to get a girlfriend or trying to have sex with women (they'll notice if you're too lusty).
Even when you will have sex finally, you shouldn't worry about it really. Just be yourself. Nobody's first time is perfect and you shouldn't expect that. You might even end up not liking giving oral sex (and that's fine too). edit: or the above thing can happen too.
Hopefully not sounding patronizing here or anything.
afternoon delight
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Best one-two ever.
Ass for the topic at hand, men who don't aren't men, true story.
Maybe that should be the next topic.
afternoon delight
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I believe last month there was a great "booty eating renassaince" thread and let's just say- some of us are fighting the good fight. I'm a big advocate of it for sure.
AyaisMUsikWhore
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Fuck that. Cum stinks, and taste AWFUL. At least women take the time to make sure the box smells and taste good so it's manageable.
Pineapples do not work for everyone at all.
Shrug
I've always followed the give if you get philosophy on oral sex. If they aren't willing to reciprocate then they can get themselves off for all I care if oral is what they want, tbqh. The worst are the flakes, tho. Give great o then followed up by an "eh, maybe next time"
Fool, I ain't in this shit for love. Get down there and do me one or next time you beg for it you ain't getting shit from me >:/
I've always followed the give if you get philosophy on oral sex. If they aren't willing to reciprocate then they can get themselves off for all I care if oral is what they want, tbqh. The worst are the flakes, tho. Give great o then followed up by an "eh, maybe next time"
Fool, I ain't in this shit for love. Get down there and do me one or next time you beg for it you ain't getting shit from me >:/
entremet
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If you can, it's better to cum in your lady's vagina fellas.
They get tons of feel good chemicals from the semen, including testosterone, which increases sex drive.
Win win!
I never understood the obsession with swallowing semen. It's rare to find a girl that really likes to do it--honestly. Don't let porn color your perceptions.
They get tons of feel good chemicals from the semen, including testosterone, which increases sex drive.
Win win!
I never understood the obsession with swallowing semen. It's rare to find a girl that really likes to do it--honestly. Don't let porn color your perceptions.
#NotAllWomen #StinkyBoxes #Doesnttastelikehoney
AyaisMUsikWhore
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#Youright
afternoon delight
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IISANDERII
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There are definitely girls who are odour free. Not a hint of it. Don't know how long that lasts but even in the morning there was no odour.
Anyone who expects to receive head without giving it is a hypocrite.
With that said, this article is of about the calibre I expect from Gawker media. I hate that the clickbait title paints this as some sort of epidemic, then offers exactly TWO examples in support. I hate even more that I had to give them a click to find that out.
With that said, this article is of about the calibre I expect from Gawker media. I hate that the clickbait title paints this as some sort of epidemic, then offers exactly TWO examples in support. I hate even more that I had to give them a click to find that out.
uh-huh.
pixelation
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But the smell... the taste... X_X
Ol No Bones
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Hygiene is important. I have never smelled a foul odor and the taste is good to me.
EASTC0AST_GH05T
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I have had conversations about this with a friend and have found out that some people do not like the smell of sex, like even if the person is fresh out the shower they will not eat and there reason was because of the taste and smell. I asked what exactly do they taste and he could not answer. All I got from it was that he is a big wuss who is scared of pussy.
Brian Griffin
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I've seen one and they definitely give you instructions on some things you can do, but all women are different so it's not necessarily what you always should do. It will give you a great starting place but ultimately you will need to pay very close attention to how she responds and adapt accordingly.
Thanks. I'll absorb all good advice I can.
theignoramus
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Im fine with eating a woman out as long as there is no foul odour. My god, few things smell worse than a dirty vagina.
Professor Beef
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Make sure you don't have stank dick, friend.
Reminder to my fellow men in the thread: you got to wash your ass.
Seven4sses
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No problem, I appreciate your insight. You have a point about not worrying about it, though. I think that's the first thing I have to work on, personally. I spent so much time thinking about being with someone that it gets pretty hard at times. I just don't wanna wind up not liking oral since I feel like I won't have much to offer as a lover if I don't.
Will keep in my wallet just in case.
Good thinking
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