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[Eirin]

This is incorrect and kind of nonsense. i have never given a fuck about attention or likes nor do i care about how many people are interested in me nor do i care if you ring that bell and subscribe. Im going to guess you are from a younger generation to even think about those things. I used apps a few times sometime back because when you speak a different language then where you live, its more convenient. Especially in a country where you HAVE to be the one to be forward., Now if i wanna meet someone i just walk up to them. However i have many friends who had experiences in the past and still are. Many such apps are absolutely bent towards it. Getting people to stop using your app as soon as possible is not a good business model. Even Bumble realized it was Pushing too hard down that alleyway. Pairs and many such apps often cost nothing for women and only men have to pay. And yes they do have LIKES, why do you think even having a popularity show up in numerical value even exists. https://edition.cnn.com/2024/04/30/tech/bumble-relaunch-men-make-first-move

I think you should reread what I wrote, my dude.

 

[Vaquilla]

I'm one ugly son of a bitch now, but used to look like a model when I was 16-18. The girls were even the ones who did the approaching. Too bad it didn't last long as at 18, I rapidly started turning into Shrek. I installed Tinder once about 8 years ago and as expected got 0 matches. Nobody likes Shrek as Shrek can only be with an ugly woman. Girls at my uni made fun of me constantly due to my appearance. So, yeah, I gave up on relationships.

Trust me, appearance doesn't have to be a dealbreaker.

I'm ugly as shit and had self-esteem issues for much of my life as a result, but I still found someone eventually. Things like common interests, humour, etc seem to matter more to women than looks in my experience.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Fellas just become the best version of yourself, because women don't know what the hell they want.

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

I'm one ugly son of a bitch now, but used to look like a model when I was 16-18. The girls were even the ones who did the approaching. Too bad it didn't last long as at 18, I rapidly started turning into Shrek. I installed Tinder once about 8 years ago and as expected got 0 matches. Nobody likes Shrek as Shrek can only be with an ugly woman. Girls at my uni made fun of me constantly due to my appearance. So, yeah, I gave up on relationships.

How did you morph into Shrek from brad Pitt?

Men normally get better looking with age. Unless you experience rapid balding which can affect your look. Still shouldn't affect your facial structure.

 

[touchfuzzy]

How did you morph into Shrek from brad Pitt?

Men normally get better looking with age. Unless you experience rapid balding which can affect your look. Still shouldn't affect your facial structure.

Just a guess but puberty completes its course around 18 and metabolism flattens out, but you keep eating like crap, you look like Shrek pretty quick. Factor early receding hairline and it compounds.

 

[Synless]

Focus all your additional time in becoming stupid wealthy and it won't matter anymore. Women will throw themselves at you. That's it, it's the only cheat code you need.

 

[p_xavier]

Focus all your additional time in becoming stupid wealthy and it won't matter anymore. Women will throw themselves at you. That's it, it's the only cheat code you need.

Don't agree. Whales look for an ocean, not for a pearl.

 

[kikkis]

Focus all your additional time in becoming stupid wealthy and it won't matter anymore. Women will throw themselves at you. That's it, it's the only cheat code you need.

Yeah, women have their homes full of pictures of jeff bezos and larry page.

 

[Plies]

Yeah, women have their homes full of pictures of jeff bezos and larry page.

And Warren Buffett gets women the most wet.

 

[Beretta]

I think the most important thing is people need to mind their own fucking business. Some people like to be alone, some people don't want to get married, some people don't want kids, it's really not for anyone else to judge and society needs to stop making these things a "requirement" for people.


When you go out looking, you'll never find what you're looking for.


There's someone for everyone out there, you just have to be patient. Put yourself out there naturally, go clubbing with friends for fun if you like that, if you have any single female friends in your circle then hang out at parties, whatever, stuff like that, I'm not sure what kinds of things you like to do but basically don't go out with a mission to find someone but also don't stay home all the time.

 

[Vaquilla]

Just out of curiosity, I asked my girlfriend once why she was interested in me when we first met online.

She basically just said "well, everyone else on there were just sending me dick pics or straight up asking 'hey, want to fuck' but you actually seemed normal and talked to me about stuff like games and movies which was nice."

So that's what worked for me, for what it's worth.

 

[Beretta]

You can also try to chat with ease with Victoria in this forum ad.

 

[Plies]

When you go out looking, you'll never find what you're looking for.

I constantly hear people say this and it still makes no sense whatsoever.

Of course, if you project desperate energy, others can sense that and find it repulsive.

 

[Beretta]

I constantly hear people say this and it still makes no sense whatsoever.

Of course, if you project desperate energy, others can sense that and find it repulsive.

Finding a love interest should come naturally, I don't know of anyone who goes out and their purpose is to find a potential significant other, it's usually happened through things like you randomly go to a restaurant and the waitress is cute so you repeatedly go there (but not every day like a stalker) and you get to know her and perhaps she ends up being single and you get comfortable enough to ask her on a date, one of your friends has a sister who's at a party so you introduce yourself and perhaps hit it off, you join a painting class (lol) and a hot single woman is there, random meetings like that in which the unions aren't forced. I don't know what doesn't make sense but maybe I'm doing a fucking ass of a job explaining as it makes sense from my head to my fingertips but maybe it sounds weird to others.


I mean if you want to make it your goal to go to the grocery store for the purpose of pretending to be shopping for apples but are really looking for a girlfriend, that's up to you, just make sure to share the story here.

 

[Plies]

Oof, word salads... I need some aspirin.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Finding a love interest should come naturally, I don't know of anyone who goes out and their purpose is to find a potential significant other, it's usually happened through things like you randomly go to a restaurant and the waitress is cute so you repeatedly go there (but not every day like a stalker) and you get to know her and perhaps she ends up being single and you get comfortable enough to ask her on a date, one of your friends has a sister who's at a party so you introduce yourself and perhaps hit it off, you join a painting class (lol) and a hot single woman is there, random meetings like that in which the unions aren't forced. I don't know what doesn't make sense but maybe I'm doing a fucking ass of a job explaining as it makes sense from my head to my fingertips but maybe it sounds weird to others.


I mean if you want to make it your goal to go to the grocery store for the purpose of pretending to be shopping for apples but are really looking for a girlfriend, that's up to you, just make sure to share the story here.

I myself never had the "I'm gonna actively look for a partner" mentality, so I agree with this.

The problem with this is, if you really enjoy and care about being with someone, every encounter with a good candidate will activate the scarcity program. Ie, you care enough about this one person that you put all your eggs in this basket, and if psychology teaches you something about this, it's that women in particular feel this as desperation and think the guy is optionless, making him a very bad proposition.

 

[Beretta]

Some loser at the park years ago approached me while I sat under a tree minding my business enjoying the summer day and dropped the weak ass line "you look like trouble" while smirking…. Lmfao shit like that is more often than not NOT going to land you any pussy. I am sharing this so people know not to do this.

 

[Magister]

How did you morph into Shrek from brad Pitt?

Men normally get better looking with age. Unless you experience rapid balding which can affect your look. Still shouldn't affect your facial structure.

I have a genetic thyroid disease. I don't want to talk about it.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Fellas just become the best version of yourself, because women don't know what the hell they want.

This. No one knows what they want. That's why there's a million website telling you who to become.

The internet has really fucked actual expectations.

 

[SlimySnake]

Lmfao shit like that is more often than not NOT going to land you any pussy.

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

Some loser at the park years ago approached me while I sat under a tree minding my business enjoying the summer day and dropped the weak ass line "you look like trouble" while smirking…. Lmfao shit like that is more often than not NOT going to land you any pussy. I am sharing this so people know not to do this.

Is this because it worked on you and you ended up marrying said loser?

 

[Chuck Berry]

Some loser at the park years ago approached me while I sat under a tree minding my business enjoying the summer day and dropped the weak ass line "you look like trouble" while smirking…. Lmfao shit like that is more often than not NOT going to land you any pussy. I am sharing this so people know not to do this.

What if I said that though while holding a Switch 2?

 

[Beretta]

Is this because it worked on you and you ended up marrying said loser?

No i was not available and he was not my type at all even if i were so i dismissed the peasant.

I am also trying to laugh react to some of these posts and all i get is the thumbs up so the internet is rejecting me like the guy at the park was rejected.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Plies

Just kick back, and listen to the Bush!

 

[Plies]

Some loser at the park years ago approached me while I sat under a tree minding my business enjoying the summer day and dropped the weak ass line "you look like trouble" while smirking…. Lmfao shit like that is more often than not NOT going to land you any pussy. I am sharing this so people know not to do this.

C'mon dog.

You know damn well if that dude looked like Brad Pitt, you'd dropped the panties so damn quick

 

[Beretta]

C'mon dog.

You know damn well if that dude looked like Brad Pitt, you'd dropped the panties so damn quick

Brad Pitt does nothing to my loins, I might be the only woman on earth who could easily turn him away.


If it were Hugh Jackman my pants would already be off before he dropped the line.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

C'mon dog.

You know damn well if that dude looked like Brad Pitt, you'd dropped the panties so damn quick

Brad Pitt, C'mon man..

I doubt she's into Jurassic Park..

Always go with Henry..

 

[Plies]

Brad Pitt does nothing to my loins, I might be the only woman on earth who could easily turn him away.


If it were Hugh Jackman my pants would already be off before he dropped the line.

Brad Pitt, C'mon man..

I doubt she's into Jurassic Park..

Always go with Henry..

Aye, Brad Pitt was probably a bad example.
My fault.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Aye, Brad Pitt was probably a bad example.
My fault.

Wellllll, maybe not, if they're 50+

I was having this conversation with my missus the other week, are there many good looking male film stars left, really?

Quite a few are quite feminine looking..

The conversation just ended with her saying I had a man crush on Henry

But as I said, he's probably the only one, really?

Who else is there?

 

[Beretta]

Wellllll, maybe not, if they're 50+

I was having this conversation with my missus the other week, are there many good looking male film stars left, really?

Quite a few are quite feminine looking..

The conversation just ended with her saying I had a man crush on Henry

But as I said, he's probably the only one, really?

Who else is there?

Hugh Jackman
Scott Eastwood
Henry Cavill
Ryan Gosling
Johnny Depp
Tom Hardy
Robert Downey Jr.
Chris Hemsworth
Tom Holland
Ryan Reynolds
Chris Evans
Leonardo DiCaprio
Gerard Butler
Christian Bale
James Franco
Channing Tatum
Michael Fassbender
Colin Farrell



In no particular order except #1.


You can run that list by your lady and see how many of those dicks she would dip in her mouth like a vanilla ice cream gets dipped in to a chocolate coating.


I certainly drenched my underwear typing that up, hopefully she feels the same way reading it.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Hugh Jackman
Scott Eastwood
Henry Cavill
Ryan Gosling
Johnny Depp
Tom Hardy
Robert Downey Jr.
Chris Hemsworth
Tom Holland
Ryan Reynolds
Chris Evans
Leonardo DiCaprio
Gerard Butler
Christian Bale
James Franco
Channing Tatum
Michael Fassbender
Colin Farrell



In no particular order except #1.


You can run that list by your lady and see how many of those dicks she would dip in her mouth like a vanilla ice cream gets dipped in to a chocolate coating.


I certainly drenched my underwear typing that up, hopefully she feels the same way reading it.

Well...

Most of those are off the list. And if you really want to know, she's only ever really had the hots for Keanu reeves

I don't know why

And I'm the last person in the world to look like him..

 

[Beretta]

Well ain't I a whore having an entire list and that's with probably forgetting some.


I'll just go take my gonorrhea pills now.

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

Tom Holland


I certainly drenched my underwear typing that up, hopefully she feels the same way reading it.

Are you on Epstein's list?

What's wrong with you

 

[Beretta]

Are you on Epstein's list?

What's wrong with you

He is 29, I'm safe.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

He is 29, I'm safe.

Even as a man I'm questioning your ethics

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Even as a man I'm questioning your ethics

Not that your a PDF..

just that he looks ugly as fuck

 

[Beretta]

He mostly looks good in Uncharted imo

He isn't in my top 10 of all time or anything lmfao but yeah, Uncharted movie i would let him swallow me.

We are all allowed one pathetic entry in life.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

We are all allowed one pathetic entry in life.

 

[Beretta]

LET ME BE SHAMEFUL IN PEACE

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Not that your a PDF..

An Adobe Portable Document Format?
Is this some brainrot zoomer speak I'm unfamiliar with?

 

[Dr.Morris79]

An Adobe Portable Document Format?
Is this some brainrot zoomer speak I'm unfamiliar with?

Its a short term for pedofile. I was just shorting it for ease of use and to not get flagged up on fuck knows what

I'm 45.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Its a short term for pedofile. I was just shorting it for ease of use and to not get flagged up on fuck knows what

You're not going to get "flagged up" on anything bruv, and the it's "phile", not "file" lol
I looked it up and it does seem to be tiktok brainrot self-censoring, like "ahh" instead of ass or "grape" instead of rape

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

LET ME BE SHAMEFUL IN PEACE

 

[Vaquilla]

Focus all your additional time in becoming stupid wealthy and it won't matter anymore. Women will throw themselves at you. That's it, it's the only cheat code you need.

I have a relatively low end job in terms of pay, and my girlfriend makes more money than I do, so money's not a prerequisite per se, so don't despair if you're not rich.

I prefer to look on the bright side and think hey, at least I know she's not just with me for the money.