I second this. PLEASEEEE. I just read through this whole thread for the first time and jarosh's pic is gone already. Fuck.Archie said:someone get jarosh's picture back asap. imageshack =
PhoenixDark said:Nintendo Terrorist Plot Revealed
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
PhoenixDark said:Nintendo Terrorist Plot Revealed
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
PhoenixDark said:Nintendo Terrorist Plot Revealed
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
DOOOOOO IIIIIIIITTTTT *SPPPPPANNNNUUUUNNND*Archie said:someone get jarosh's picture back asap. imageshack =
Hooker said:That's Dutch you numbskull, don't confuse us with those idiots!!
(it's a rather delicate subject)
Spannnnuuuuund = exciting btw
Wait, you think it might be false?Smiles and Cries said:
My level of SSSPPPAAAAANNNNUUUUUNNNNNDDDD!!!!1@#$ knows no bounds.Kobun Heat said:
Smiles and Cries said:I just came in here to see if there is new info but guess we are still laughing at bomb pics
Matt-IGN seems to be hinting he knows something, so I can't say for sure this news is false
Kobun Heat said:
well I can't call it false but I hope Matt is right that we do see some rev games before E3
:lolPhoenixDark said:Nintendo Terrorist Plot Revealed
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
Beezy said:
Xrenity said:
Smiles and Cries said:
It's because you pronounce most letters differently from us.
Just in case:jarosh said:sorry guys. went to sleep. no idea how long it will survive this time. it's still on imageshack.
