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[Ithil]

Rock. Rock. ROCK!

Bring your lame jokes back, please. They're better than this.

 

[The Frankman]

There's like 7-10 minutes left, something is going to happen here. Probably a Royal Rumble brawl.

EDIT: Here we go!

 

[Spider from Mars]

Crowd can't even be bothered to get a chant going.

 

[Kyoufu]

Dem boos.

 

[darkside31337]

Most entertaining part of the promo was the gaf sign

 

[NihonTiger90]

There's like 7-10 minutes left, something is going to happen here. Probably a Royal Rumble brawl.

EDIT: Here we go!

You called it Frankie.

EDIT: Oh no, someone keep Teddy Long away.

 

[Bowser]

Oh here we go, the everyone comes out and an impromptu battle royale closing the Raw before Royal Rumble angle

 

[Kaladin]

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ozone]

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

 

[Kacho]

YEAHHHHHHHHHH PTP UP IN THIS

 

[Master Thespian]

Time to save the show, Titus.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Prime Time Players are still alive? Cool. They we're a good team.

and now RKO OUTTA NOWHERE is out.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Aint' no one got time for that!

 

[Tawney Bomb]

It makes me sad when Cena says he'll win the Rumble, because well, he probably will.

 

[Ithil]

Cena's promo was literally "I intend to win the match I am competing in". Also, Rumble brawl incoming.

 

[Mr. Robot]

I think we are going to end with a good ol Royal Rumble fight...

 

[Judderman]

Ain't nobody got time for that!

This is really the last segment? An old fashioned brawl to close out the show till Thunder?

 

[KissVibes]

WE NEED ALL THE MICROPHONES.

 

[mechashiva]

Black Cena! Happy MLK day!

 

[Cagey]

Segment needs to end with CM Punk atop the ramp dancing a jig to mock this stupidity.

 

[Branson]

Rurl Rumble.

Ain't nobody got time for that

 

[Bowser]

Should have ended with the Rock/Shield bit -_-

 

[Kaladin]

GO AWAY MIZ

 

[The Frankman]

MILLIONS AND
MILLIONS AND
MILLIONS AND

...

I HAVE HORSES IN MY SHED,
THEY NEIGH AT ME THEY EAT MY BREAD
THEY WHINE TO MEEEEEEEEEE

.....

AWWWWWWWWWWWESSSSSSSOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
I CAME TO JOB!!

 

[Omega]

Even with the Rock vs CM Punk to round it out, Cena > WWE Title.

this is so sad

why the fuck does WWE have such a hard on for this guy. I understand he moves merchandise, but the booking literally makes no sense.

and no one aside from real wrestling fans see how fucking stupid this is. no one questions "derp, why is a match for the mitb after the match for the actual title it's for?" or "wow, why does Cena care about the title when he main events any way?"

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I'M GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE.

NO I AM GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE.

NO I AM GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE.

NO I AM GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE.

NO I AM GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE.

 

[truly101]

Just quit....just roll the boys out from the back, have them fight in the ring, bring have Cole Schiavione the end of the broadcast and be done.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Are they all standing in line back there?

 

[Master Thespian]

CATCHPHRASE CAVALCADE!

 

[darkside31337]

Sweet. Miz is still around <3

 

[Officerrob]

Segment needs to end with CM Punk atop the ramp dancing a jig to mock this stupidity.

The only proper way to end this clusterfuck

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

I hope Miz wins. Or Daniel Bryan. Or Ziggler.

 

[Ithil]

YES!

Kane and Bryan are actually in the Rumble. Soulplaya creaming himself at the thought of Kane beating HBK's record.

 

[Cousteau]

Hyped for this ppv right now.Why its starting so late?

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

This is actually really good.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Let's see how the production truck deals with multiple mics.

 

[Kacho]

somebody stop the madness

 

[Brinbe]

Got back just in time for the pre-rumble clusterfuck

 

[Kaladin]

Obligatory pre-Rumble melee to end Raw?

 

[slightconfuse]

Glad I decide to tune back in right now

 

[TangMeng]

Mic botch

 

[The Frankman]

*explosion*
*eerily tune*
YES YES YES YES
YES YES YES YES

...

*unintelligible ripoff of Dean Malenko music*

...

WE'RE THE THREE MAN BANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[SoulPlaya]

YES!

Kane and Bryan are actually in the Rumble. Soulplaya creaming himself at the thought of Kane beating HBK's record.

Yup.

 

[Cagey]

Why not spoil all the surprise entrants too? SHOW ME EVERYTHING.

 

[Cousteau]

Hope Beer Money comes out

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

So many dropped microphones

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Production crew is fucking scrambling.

 

[Kaladin]

We ran out of Mics.....

get everyone else out there, quick.

 

[BadAss2961]

How about Undertaker?

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Does Ziggler announce today that he's picking Number 1/Number 2?