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[UberTag]

Time to burn all my videogames, they're not cool anymore. Thank you John Cena.

I blame the GAF sign in the crowd.
Cena decided to play off of it.
Clearly this wasn't a coincidence.
Worst promo ever with video game references with THAT sign in the crowd.

 

[Kaladin]

That promo only made Black Ops not cool.....and we all knew that anyway, right?

 

[Ithil]

Just read the page of posts during Cena's promo. Typical overreaction and hyperbole. It was confusing at first but instead of instantly posting a shitty rage-filled one-upmanship type of reply I let it play out and see where he was going with it and it came out fine in the end. It had a build-up and there were a couple funny lines (and a couple duds). It was a decent promo. Good enough to end the go-home show before the RR? No, but that's not his fault. Rock and Punk should've been last but I guess Vince wanted to put the emphasis on the RR match itself. Going to bed.

Sorry but where did he go with it?

Sunday. That's a day, folks.

Hey kid you play video games right. Blah blah blah toilet humour Codblops 2 blah blah. Little kids should be playing M rated games you know.

Hey you, girl, you go out? Like dressed up and stuff or something? Post it on facebook and junk? Yeah, cool.

Hey neckbearded fella, bodily fluids and stuff. You know. Sex jokes? Blow up dolls, that sort of thing.

Anyway, Sunday, yeah, that's a day. Also on Sunday is the Royal Rumble NOW I AM YELLING OUT OF NO WHERE COS I'M SERIOUS AND I WILL WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE.

 

[Officerrob]

Just read the page of posts during Cena's promo. Typical overreaction and hyperbole. It was confusing at first but instead of instantly posting a shitty rage-filled one-upmanship type of reply I let it play out and see where he was going with it and it came out fine in the end. It had a build-up and there were a couple funny lines (and a couple duds). It was a decent promo. Good enough to end the go-home show before the RR? No, but that's not his fault. Rock and Punk should've been last but I guess Vince wanted to put the emphasis on the RR match itself. Going to bed.

Please do, because you must be falling on your ass drunk to think that promo was decent

 

[darkside31337]

First Raw I watched in months only because I'll be watching the Rumble.

That Cena promo was a fucking trainwreck. Other than that I enjoyed the show. Weird seeing Del Rio as a face.

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Just read the page of posts during Cena's promo. Typical overreaction and hyperbole. It was confusing at first but instead of instantly posting a shitty rage-filled one-upmanship type of reply I let it play out and see where he was going with it and it came out fine in the end. It had a build-up and there were a couple funny lines (and a couple duds). It was a decent promo. Good enough to end the go-home show before the RR? No, but that's not his fault. Rock and Punk should've been last but I guess Vince wanted to put the emphasis on the RR match itself. Going to bed.

Nah the promo was pretty goddamn awful, and I'm a guy that will defend John Cena from time to time. But it's become increasingly difficult to defend some of his bullshit. But I guess as far as a standard Cena promo....it was.....standard....so yeah, it was pretty bad, but I can't say I didn't expect that.

And the Rumble has been more important than the title match for a long time. In this case it shouldn't be, but Rumble has been the main event for a long ass time. The only Rumble in recent memory that didn't have it as the main event was 2006.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Everything during and after Cena was embarrassingly bad. The brawl at the end was so flat and they didn't even try to make it feel like it happened within the flow of the show. Talk about boring.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Whatever guys, Cena will still win. He can't waste his time actually cutting a promo with all that talent.

Spoiler

fuck his noise

 

[Data West]

It's too bad they hot shot everyone they're gonna push the title now.

You really can't do a babyface title win like Benoit's when it took years and years, but it finally happened, and it was a huge payoff.

 

[UberTag]

Curious to see what caps off Sunday's PPV. Dwayne ending Punk's 400+ championship reign or Cena winning the rumble after less than 10 minutes of match time.

ALSO... this will be the Elimination Chamber match on the RAW side of the equation:

Dwayne vs. Cena vs. Punk vs. Ambrose vs. Rollins vs. Reigns w/ Mad Ox as ref and Heyman at ringside

Dwayne still wins. There will also be failed Brock interference intercepted by Mr. H's.

 

[Kaladin]

Where is Sunflower?

GWF tonight?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Where is Sunflower?

GWF tonight?

I'm pretty sure he said not tonight but hopefully sometime this week.

 

[Entropia]

Someone linked this interesting match on redidt; Kane vs. Big Show

 

[SoulPlaya]

Someone linked this interesting match on redidt; Kane vs. Big Show

Here's an even more interesting match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1E-DNcEMG0

 

[Spider from Mars]

Kane is a libertarian...lolololololololololololol

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I wish TheStr0 was still broadcasting WWF and WCW shows. It's been a week or two since he's been online.

 

[bean breath]

I just saw a Wrasslegaf sign during the Ryback match.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Kane is a libertarian...lolololololololololololol

Man, I so want to see him with a heel libertarian gimmick wearing a suit and the mask.

 

[Ithil]

 

[Spider from Mars]

Man, I so want to see him with a heel libertarian gimmick wearing a suit and the mask.

Maybe he can start the Libertarian Patriot Wrestling League in Glen Beck's future town.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

lmao at Miz's figure four. You can tell Ziggler wasn't helping him, though.

 

[steveovig]

The best thing about RAW was Bobby Backlund is finally getting in the HOF. For the first time in years, I actually care about the HOF ceremony. Bruno and Macho would be next but Bruno ain't going in until he's dead, even after that I'm not sure.

BTW, I thought The Miz was a wrestling fan but he can't put the figure 4 on right?

 

[Ithil]

I'd love to see a book by Kane. He's an eloquent fellow, and while I'm not familiar with his pre-WWE career, he's definitely had one of the most interesting WWE careers to base a book around.

 

[UberTag]

lmao at Miz's figure four. You can tell Ziggler wasn't helping him, though.

That says a lot about Miz because Ziggles will even make Khali's lame ass chops look like a million bucks by over-selling for them.

 

[Ithil]

Also, wow oh wow is Kofi's push dead or what?

 

[strobogo]

That figure four. Hilarious. Jesus. That's a CZW level botch.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Also, wow oh wow is Kofi's push dead or what?

KofiOhLookAtTheTime.jpg

 

[Omega]

this is atrocious. he should be fired on the spot.

worst figure four ever.

 

[Officerrob]

So which was worse, Cena's promo, or Miz's figure 4? I honestly don't know

 

[jred2k]

Kofi is going to show up to the Rumble on Sunday and pull off the OMG moment of the year by using Batman's grappling hook to save himself from elimination. He will then get back in the ring and be immediately knocked in to the fifth row by a punch from Big Show.

Kofi will be released the next day.

 

[Ithil]

Just wait til PAC debuts and is in the Rumble.

 

[steveovig]

Just wait til PAC debuts and is in the Rumble.

Yea, cause like two people would even know who he is.

 

[Ithil]

Yea, cause like two people would even know who he is.

I meant the first Rumble he appears in following his debut on the main roster, not this Sunday's Rumble.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I'd love to see a book by Kane. He's an eloquent fellow, and while I'm not familiar with his pre-WWE career, he's definitely had one of the most interesting WWE careers to base a book around.

You know, thanks for reminding me. I was just at the book store today, and I'm wondering, what happened to WWE books? They used to pump a bunch of those out, but I never see them anymore. There are plenty of guys, including Kane that I would love to see a book from.

 

[E-DuB]

What in the Christ is that?

 

[SoulPlaya]

Great picture.

 

[Ithil]

Great picture.

Should headline WM one day.

 

[Omega]

Should headline WM one day.

he better start taking that HGH then.

 

[Man God]

Kane has been close to the main event of Wrestlemania but never quite made it there.

 

[Ithil]

he better start taking that HGH then.

He already bulked up since joining WWE, just with natural workouts.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Kane has been close to the main event of Wrestlemania but never quite made it there.

According to WWE magazine, Kane vs. Taker main evented WM 20.

 

[strobogo]

Kane has been close to the main event of Wrestlemania but never quite made it there.

He was semi-main event twice! But so was a Diva match.

 

[KissVibes]

What in the Christ is that?

The Miztastic Four.

 

[McNei1y]

oh shit Wade Barrett is the man. That kick to the face was awesome.

 

[Data West]

Damn, Okada cuts better promos than WWE

“If people think Japan is a small pond, then I will rebuild the pond with my own hands and make it as large as the Pacific Ocean.”
— Kazuchika Okada

 

[Nebula]

How does one enter the GAF Rumble?

 

[McNei1y]

I hope John Cena knows that that kid isn't allowed to play Black Ops II.

 

[DMczaf]

I'm watching this Cena promo....


What the hell.

What the hell.

 

[slightconfuse]

To be fair to the ,miz he had to rush the move to Make time. I'm sure his figure four is a bit better when he does not have a minute to do it

 

[McNei1y]

lol I just understood (30 minutes later) why all of you started to post "oh so i can walk to the ring when I have a ticket?". Damn, I'm an idiot.