Mr. Enigma
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The best Andre stories are about how he loved to fart in elevators full of people.
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January WrassleGAF |OT| Rocky Road to Wrestle Kingdom Starts Now
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Liquidsnake
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The Many Faces of Sunny;
http://nhregister.com/articles/2013/01/29/news/shoreline/doc51075df8b5075867880778.txt
Yikes.
Bootaaay jesus. My childhood is gone for ever. holy god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Professor Beef
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BUT THE MEMORY REMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
Mr. Enigma
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HarryDemeanor
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkiIdBDIPD8
Brock's got himself a new entrance video, first new one since 2002.
Brock's got himself a new entrance video, first new one since 2002.
Net_Wrecker
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How sad is it that the only person in The Dub™ with a "beat your ass" air about him is a guy that works 2 1/2 dates per year.
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Net_Wrecker
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Perspicacity
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#stealingtheshow
Isn't being allowed to wear them part of his contract?
Mr. Enigma
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He's allowed to wear advertisements.
Dude's clearly in much better shape than when he came back that first night after WM28, and I actually like the MMA shorts and gloves look. Reinforces that he's an outsider, not a "WWE superstar"
Can't wait until people whine when he inevitably becomes champion again (assuming the 2-year deal is correct).
Mr. Enigma
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Brock's personality has really grown since he's been back. You can tell Heyman worked with him a lot on that while he was gone. His promos during the Cena and HHH programs were great.
sf2fanatic
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OT February Wrassle Thread "Faces always win in Hollywood. Stay Free!!!!"
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Yep, I mean, he was great before he left too, his initial leaving.
They smartly wrote him as a larger than life MMA star and his promos reflected that.
I loved how Heyman kept trying to tell Brock he had everything under control and all Brock had to do was point to the corner. Dude doesn't have to say a word and comes out looking like a bad ass and a million bucks. Although I suppose it helps that when he does open his mouth he usually sounds a little dumb
FallingEdge
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I would like Johnny Ace to come back to lead SHIELD, Brock, Heyman, and Punk as a way for him to get revenge against the WWE and Vince. Need another guy to push them over the edge.
Professor Beef
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Although I suppose it helps that when he does open his mouth he usually sounds a little dumb
SIIIIIIIIIIGN
DAAAAAAAA
CONNNNNNNNNNN
TRAAAAAAAAAACT
Helps that he's by far the scariest guy they have on the roster, he looks and acts like someone who'd kill you for fun with his bare hands as soon as look at you. They need more wrestlers like that, scary heels are ideal for a kid heavy audience, they make the face really seem in peril.
Just look at Brock/Cena, it looked less like a wrestling match and more like a man being gradually beaten to death. If that doesn't get the Jimmies behind the face, nothing will.
I agree that Brock, now that he has a two year contract (I know it's still only a limited number of dates per year, but they know he's going to be around til 2015), he should get back in the title game at some point. I sure won't complain, you're gonna get a top notch performer in Lesnar.
Brock's a guy that's not necesarily a terrible talker, he's given cool promos before, but he's a limited one (SIIIIIGN DAAAAA CONTRAAAACT). But he's still got boatloads of charisma, he can communicate an amazing amount of intensity with speaking or even moving much.
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I loved how Heyman kept trying to tell Brock he had everything under control and all Brock had to do was point to the corner. Dude doesn't have to say a word and comes out looking like a bad ass and a million bucks. Although I suppose it helps that when he does open his mouth he usually sounds a little dumb
He's got presence. But part of the 'fear' of Brock taking the mic is because he's an uncultured brute (kayfabe) who has no tact, no finesse in talking.
I think it's because usually at least a couple people like every wrestler. Even some people here say they like Cena. No one likes Bo Dallas though
There are people on tumblr who like Bo during NXT. They exist.
I find Mark Henry more believable at that.
I meant in this thread though! Tumblr is a very scary place.
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The Brock/Cena one? Yeah, there was still that minor fear in every smark that Brock would work too stiff, or forget something small and seriously hurt Cena. Everyone who wasn't a smark was probably on the edge of their seat. They probably worked the best match possible for their pairing, too. It was great. Obviously "cena wins lol" was dumb but knowing Brock wouldn't be used again effectively after that, well, I'm alright.
Especially considering he had a bloody mop hairstyle literally 45 seconds into the match. God, that match was so amazing, even with the shit finish
Nocturnowl
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I always remember that one Lesnar promo when he denies having lost a match that he absolutely lost just because of how stupid it is, there's denial and then there's this, Brock sounds like a right chump.
It also plants the seeds of the greatest WM match of all time.
It also plants the seeds of the greatest WM match of all time.
Oh absolutely, he's the other one best at being scary. You'd think Big Show would be with his size, but he never comes off as such.
spindashing
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I did too. There were a couple of "holy shit, go easy on the kid" moments for me during that match.
Professor Beef
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Yeah, when Cena got busted open I had trouble determining what was real and fake for a second.
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Lots of credit to Cena for telling Brock to go ahead and bust him open early. He did it multiple times in their build to the match too, and man, it looked GREAT. Really helped get Lesnar over as a guy who is maybe taking this a little too serious.
It also helps that Brock's the kind of guy who can say "Hey Cena, when we do our little brawl at the end of Raw, come at me for real, don't hold back - I can hold my own and take anything."
If anyone ever tells you that Cena works hard and doesn't ruin anything, that match can be your ultimate retort.
Ugh, I totally forgot about that.
I still don't know what that was about. Guess he just got caught up in the moment.
His brains were also probably scrambled a bit too.
Nocturnowl
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I remember him saying he was going to be away for a while, alas it was but a cruel joke.
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Brock vs Sheamus would really fun because we would get to see Sheamus' body turn every single colour of the rainbow
I think he was telling his wife that instead of the crowd.
why would WWUniverse upload a video of this when he quit last year?!?! he broke the pelvis of the chairman for christsake! this is the preblem with WWE they keep rewarding these thugs.... John Cena champion should toss him and punk to the curb
-WWE.com commentator, JDdaman97