January Wrasslin |OT| Every Mark For Himself

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Officerrob said:
"Goofy" isn't the problem.

So besides worse booking, worse commentary, a worse roster, and less wrestling, today's shows arn't that bad when compared to the Attitude era huh?

Some people on here seem to love anything new or different because they are desperately looking for something to make the show more enjoyable. Different does not necessarily equal good. Zach Ryder is the perfect example. He got over because he did a great job with the web show. Turns out however that he sucks on the mic when he's not saying "Woo Woo Woo" and he's average to below average in the ring. All that matters is that he's not Cena or Orton because they have been shoved down everyone's throats.
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Well, I mean, look. WWE puts out a terrible product and is completely unfixable. Every week we see more and more rasslegaffers decide to stop lying to themselves and see the show for what it is - something they watch out of habit.

Zack Ryder is terrible, Funkasaurus Rex is probably a really shitty gimmick by any objective measure, Kane vs John Cena is the worst top program in a long time and Daniel Bryan is the worst world champion since, well, Kane. That's why different is important - it gives us something to laugh at. We literally treat Monday Night Raw Supershow like it's Mystery Science Theater and the more outlandishly over the top shit the WWE gives us, the more we enjoy it.

It's all about the farce of it all.
 
And just as I thought, someone is bitter:

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"My bad"
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dream said:
Well, I mean, look. WWE puts out a terrible product and is completely unfixable. Every week we see more and more rasslegaffers decide to stop lying to themselves and see the show for what it is - something they watch out of habit.

Zack Ryder is terrible, Funkasaurus Rex is probably a really shitty gimmick by any objective measure, Kane vs John Cena is the worst top program in a long time and Daniel Bryan is the worst world champion since, well, Kane. That's why different is important - it gives us something to laugh at. We literally treat Monday Night Raw Supershow like it's Mystery Science Theater and the more outlandishly over the top shit the WWE gives us, the more we enjoy it.

It's all about the farce of it all.
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Your gimmick is more stale than Cena's.
 
dream said:
Well, I mean, look. WWE puts out a terrible product and is completely unfixable. Every week we see more and more rasslegaffers decide to stop lying to themselves and see the show for what it is - something they watch out of habit.
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TNA is far worse if only because they've got everything needed to succeed, but are held back by Dixie's stupidity + Hogan and Bischoff's greed. WWE has no reason to change. They're the #1 company right now, why should they change?
bean breath said:
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He looks like he activated X-Factor.
 
dream said:
Well, I mean, look. WWE puts out a terrible product and is completely unfixable. Every week we see more and more rasslegaffers decide to stop lying to themselves and see the show for what it is - something they watch out of habit.

Zack Ryder is terrible, Funkasaurus Rex is probably a really shitty gimmick by any objective measure, Kane vs John Cena is the worst top program in a long time and Daniel Bryan is the worst world champion since, well, Kane. That's why different is important - it gives us something to laugh at. We literally treat Monday Night Raw Supershow like it's Mystery Science Theater and the more outlandishly over the top shit the WWE gives us, the more we enjoy it.

It's all about the farce of it all.
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Completely right on that.
 
ViewtifulJC said:
Heavy does

Somehow

I mean, that was all entertaining and whatnot, but it wasn't...like...good, or anything. It hasn't been in awhile
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I don't think they strive to be good anymore. I think shit's just supposed to be funny. I mean, fuck, John Cena saved Zack Ryder from falling into a portal to hell.
 
the melina vs alicia fox is my fav match chick from tough enough and the other black chick from the diva nxt season are the 2 funkasaurus chicks
 
People reacted negatively to me for bringing up PWG earlier. Is it the wrestling part of professional wrestling that people don't like or do they just need their cheesy stories? I am all about laughing at the show and WrestleGAF is one of the only reasons I still watch but It isn't good, It is hardly better than TNA at this point.
 
Spider from Mars said:
People reacted negatively to me for bringing up PWG earlier. Is it the wrestling part of professional wrestling that people don't like or do they just need their cheesy stories? I am all about laughing at the show and WrestleGAF is one of the only reasons I still watch but It isn't good, It is hardly better than TNA at this point.
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WWE fans are scared of alternatives if it means they have to look for it.

bean breath said:
And just as I thought, someone is bitter:

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Colt is one of the most bitter ex-WWE employees. Some of his interviews are downright pathetic. Of course, the guy's only in the business for the money, so it doesn't surprise me.
 
Rafa=FedKilla said:
Kane vs Cena is worse then Kane vs. Edge, Kane vs. ndertaker Undertaker vs Kane JBL vs. HBK and Kane vs. Undertaker. FUCK!!!!
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I'm going to pretend like you said "better".

Kane, Funky Clay, Crying Jericho. All in 2012. It can't get any better.

I hope next week, Kane possesses both Eve and Ryder, then sets the stage on fire, all while Clay dances in the ring, and Jericho cries in the back watching it on a monitor.
 
So ... ***** ****** was a Horseman. And a prominent one during their second run with Malenko, Flair and ... Mongo.

How does the WWE handle this? Are there only going to be three members of the Four Horsemen during the mid-1990s?
 
Spider from Mars said:
People reacted negatively to me for bringing up PWG earlier. Is it the wrestling part of professional wrestling that people don't like or do they just need their cheesy stories? I am all about laughing at the show and WrestleGAF is one of the only reasons I still watch but It isn't good, It is hardly better than TNA at this point.
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I love a good technical match, or a high flying exciting spot fest (ala the TLC matches)... but fuck do I love the comedy and drama of the WWE more than anything.
 
I'm telling you, they should have had Ryder rise from the dead as Zombie Zack and do his gimmick as a zombie. Woo woo woo and all.
 
NihonTiger90 said:
So ... ***** ****** was a Horseman. And a prominent one during their second run with Malenko, Flair and ... Mongo.

How does the WWE handle this? Are there only going to be three members of the Four Horsemen during the mid-1990s?
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It's just Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Tully, and Barry Windham, along with JJ Dillon.
 
Entropia said:
I love a good technical match, or a high flying exciting spot fest (ala the TLC matches)... but fuck do I love the comedy and drama of the WWE more than anything.
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I am a Chikara fan, I am not opposed to silly shit and comedy, but they put on good wrestling shows, they don't give us a 30 second match every 40 minutes. I guess I will just stick to my circle jerk indy wrestling :(
 
I cannot wait until the Funkasaurus dances all the way down the aisle at the Royal Rumble and takes up the entire time before the next entrant just entering the ring.
 
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