If there were ever a moment in time to be jealous of a non-living object. This would be that time.
You see because ladies and gentleman of the forum, I have a dream, a dream where I would not be on one side of the picture but on the other, inside of the picture, sharing a moment with an attractive dame such as herself. Maybe even her, for you see, I being an internet user openly exaggerate and embellish a woman such as herselves finer qualities to an umpteenth degree and hold them in high regard. All of this despite not knowing much about her. You see a guy like me does not think the impossible as impossible a guy like me sees the impossible as perfectly possible, given a fair chance and equal opportunity. You see a guy like me could meet a girl like her. So I say this to you all, remember this: waifu's are merely goals in the not so distant horizon.
For this my good people of this squared circle is how you make a fancy creeper post.
I'm off to twitter stalk.