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[Empyrean Heaven]

Guys,

I don't think I'm watching Raw tonight.

Here's the rundown.

Authority starts the show, calls out DBry, says he's not fired, but can't be in the rumble match.

Contract signing goes like all other contract signings

Roman Reigns gets angry

Dean Ambrose gets angry

Only good moment tonight: OOOOOOH YEAAAAAAHHH.

 

[Perspicacity]

An appearance by Hologram Savage will be worth watching Raw for alone

 

[Phatmac]

I guess I'll watch this thing

 

[T.A.L]

Oh shit pyro lol

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

PYRO! MUSIC!

 

[Heroman]

According to PWInsider.com, “fired” WWE stars Ryback, Dolph Ziggler and Erick Rowan are all expected to be brought back to WWE TV in time for the Royal Rumble.

As of now, the three talents are not backstage at Raw tonight and will not be used on the show.

However, it is expected that something will happen with the three next week on Raw, potentially them “sitting in the crowd” for the show, or some type of invasion angle will take place, which will result in all three men being brought back to WWE.

Vacation!

Maybe they can become apart of the vigilante team

 

[Sabucin]

And here we go friends...

 

[JavyOO7]

Today I will join the absurdity with you gentlemen for the first time that is Monday Night Raw... oh boy. And Cena starts it off!

 

[Vylash]

do do do dooooooooooooooooo

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

We've got singers tonight, haha.

 

[Macho Madness]

da da da dooooo

 

[Heroman]

I Forgot, Fuck the saints.

 

[Sephzilla]

I faintly hear the John Cena sucks chant

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Nice to see Cena coming out upset over the events of last week...

 

[T.A.L]

Always never give up? Makes no sense Mr. JAWWWWWN

 

[zychi]

JOHN CENA SUCCKKKKKKS

*mute*

Just music

No more Lawler? Praise Jebus, now dump Cole please

 

[somedevil]

He doesn't look sad that he got 3 friends of his fired.

 

[aspiegamer]

Well, there's a LOT of extra time to kill this week with the midcard faces out.

Cena. Shouldn't you be, like, angry? Sigh.

 

[slightconfuse]

49 out of the 52 #RAW's in 2014 opened with a promo of some sort

 

[Jimmy King]

This is already fucking terrible.

 

[Kenobi]

He's so distraught and emotional I need a tissue.

 

[Heel]

Heheh, hell yeh.

 

[Frecklestein]

HEHEHEHE ITS GOOD TO BE BACK, UNLIKE MY LAMEASS FRIENDS I GOT FIRED. HAHAHAAAA LET'S GET WILD TONIGHT FOLKS! NOW LISTEN TO ME JUSTIFY WHY I FEEL THAT I'M NOT IN THE WRONG, HAHAAAAA LETS GO!

 

[Sephzilla]

John putting over HHH

#HeelAllAlong

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

They filed Dolph Ziggler?

 

[Ultratech]

Oh boy, a Cena promo... :\

 

[JavyOO7]

If you are so upset about it, Jawn, why not trade yourself to get fired and they get their jobs back, hmmm?

 

[imBask]

overcompensating with pyros tonight!

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

DAMMIT JOHN. STOP STEALING DBRY'S SHIT.

 

[Nameless]

Crowds hot atleast. We'll see if that holds up through hour 3.

 

[Sephzilla]

Hey John, can you just bring back Ziggler? And maybe Rowan? Do we NEED Ryback?

 

[Past]

This is so stupid.

 

[Gonzalez]

It's true DB's catchphrase is over, not him.

 

[Vylash]

i love how they only asked for a reaction for ziggler because they knew the other two would get complete silence

 

[Hidden One]

Hashtag Authority is poopy

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Guys use the #authoritysucks hashtag pls. Guys let me say it again, pls.

 

[NuclearRaven]

And here comes the Social Media plugs. Ugh.

 

[Anth0ny]

#cenasucks

 

[T.A.L]

Cohn Jena is so lame. But better than Roman so meh

 

[giancarlo123x]

All about social media.

 

[Officerrob]

#ThisPromoSucks

 

[Phatmac]

John Cena doesn't seem to bothered by fucking over his friends

 

[TheWarrior]

This is bad. Even by Cena standards

 

[Sephzilla]

#JohnCenaSucks

 

[mightynine]

Deaf, blind, and stupid? I don't know why John Cena is throwing most of the kids he's met through Make-A-Wish under the bus.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

#CenaSucks

#JohnCenaSucks

Damn you!

 

[Professor Beef]

Hey John, can you just bring back Ziggler? And maybe Rowan? Do we NEED Ryback?

Ryback is worth 10 Rowans and 15 Zigglers.

 

[Frecklestein]

Remember everyone, raise your voice to the heads of WWE and we'll get what we want. They'll listen to us. Let's do it, gang!

 

[Ithil]

What a generic promo.

 

[Heel]

Sina coming with the thunder, friends. You have to respect that.