If you're looking for another shitty movie to review once you're done with The Chaperone and you want to keep the Yeardley Smith theme going, might I suggest the following...
That's right. It's Maximum Overdrive.
If you thought the Bret Hart vs. Box feud was riveting, just wait until you witness a vending machine kill some kids.
You're thinking of the steamroller kill. Although there is a homicidal lawnmower as well...
Hey, tm, just letting you know that Ultimo Guerrero was awesome in Japan. Again. Also, Gran Guerrero was pretty good, too. Loved this pump-handle ace crusher and fully expect a bunch of indie dudes to steal it;
Will make his Royal Rumble win over Daniel Byron all the better.
They'll jump over the top rope faster than a speeding bullet, paey-unn!
That's probably the only way Reigns could win the Rumble that would be superficially satisfying on some level.
This is the fucking woooooooooooorst. They went from trying to make him some legit badass to LITERALLY John Cena Lite.
SWERVE
The Roman Empire wasn't built in a day.
NXT has too much focus on wrestling, not enough entertainment, not enough promos, too much emphasis on titles and diva matches that last longer than 2 minutes that don't end in roll-ups. Plus, no Michael Cole on commentary and no Vince McMahon chirping into headsets and rewriting booking at the last minute. It also needs to be 3 times longer each week. And have more dancing black men.
Well, Gran didn't really have much to do, but of what he did do I thought he was pretty good - Ultimo busted his ass in the middle of that match, I liked his headstand senton thing and top-rope facebuster, then he went over the top-turnbuckle all the way to the floor after Atlantis whipped him hard into the ropes. Also, the crowd seemed way into the Guerreros, more than anyone else except La Sombra.
