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[Man God]

What's the kayfabe threat of losing an ambulance match? That you have to go to the hospital? as opposed to being lit on fire or buried alive?

Sometimes it leads to the "loony bin"

Other times the implication is that this blood feud is so strong that the person will only be put in the Whambulance because they were beaten to death and need some time off.

Ambrose clearly won't give a shit and will be back by Smackdown/Raw. Hopefully driving the ambulance.

 

[RP912]

Welp I guess my civ 5 session meant well....

 

[Thorakai]

What's the kayfabe threat of losing an ambulance match? That you have to go to the hospital? as opposed to being lit on fire or buried alive?

you roll the dice on dying from malpractice, friend

 

[KissVibes]

Dolph would come to Japan as a babyface, if he ever came at all.

It amuses me that they'll update a move like that super quick while still listing both Hunico and his Sin Cara alter ego as still being on the main roster together for over an entire year.

THEY AREN'T THE SAME GUY.

 

[KissVibes]

edit: Fuck: dp

 

[Data West]

So per Data West's recommendation; I tried out NBA Fast Break in my local pinball arcade.

GOD DAMN was that some fun ass shit.

George Gomez is that mother fucker.

Got NBA Jam dude in it too.

you roll the dice on dying from malpractice, friend

Is Vince shooting on Obamacare?

 

[Hidden One]

Welp that explains it.

 

[Vylash]

What's the kayfabe threat of losing an ambulance match? That you have to go to the hospital? as opposed to being lit on fire or buried alive?

no insurance, so it's like a huge pay cut

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

George Gomez is that mother fucker.
Got NBA Jam dude in it too.

When I have to try to make the basket in front of the defender, such action! such intensity!

 

[Hidden One]

 

[Fox318]

Jnc

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Him coming back the second after TNA officially fired him for real would result in so much of their decisions between then and now making sense

 

[Thorakai]

Is Vince shooting on Obamacare?

maybe

 

[Mengetsu]

 

[Cagey]

The other side of the sign says PUSH TYSON KIDD. A man of exquisite taste.

 

[Hidden One]

"Okay guys, Dean Ambrose is pretty over but we have Roman returning Soon...We gotta find away to bury him so we can make Reigns look strong".

"How about we make him lose every match on RAW against Bray Wyatt".


WWE fucking sucks. I'm glad I stopped watching RAW early.

 

[UrbanDandy]

Oh snap

 

[Man God]

"Okay guys, Dean Ambrose is pretty over but we have Roman returning Soon...We gotta find away to bury him so we can make Reigns look strong".

"How about we make him lose every match on RAW against Bray Wyatt".


WWE fucking sucks. I'm glad I stopped watching RAW early.

That's actually not what they are doing.

Their actual thought process is more about juicing up Wyatt for Mania and using Ambrose to do it.

 

[Hidden One]

That's actually not what they are doing.

Their actual thought process is more about juicing up Wyatt for Mania and using Ambrose to do it.

And where does Dean go from here? He's obviously better than both Reigns and Rollins but while they're fighting for the WWEWHC he'll be in the mid card probably being fed to Rusev.

 

[Jimmy King]

And where does Dean go from here? He's obviously better than both Reigns and Rollins but while they're fighting for the WWEWHC he'll be in the mid card probably being fed to Rusev.

hey now...

 

[Data West]

And where does Dean go from here? He's obviously better than both Reigns and Rollins

I'm not seeing the 'obviously better than Rollins' at all.

 

[Man God]

I think he is better than Rollins at pretty much everything.

 

[Data West]

I think Rollins is better than Ambrose at pretty much everything. Even if Rollins has a teenager voice.

 

[Chamber]

lol @ Dean being better than Seth-kun

I feel for Ambrose though. Using him to get Wyatt back on track after the Cena/Y2J debacles was nonsense considering they're both two young up and comers but that's WWE for you.

 

[Cagey]

lol @ Dean being better than Seth-kun

I feel for Ambrose though. Using him to get Wyatt back on track after the Cena/Y2J debacles was nonsense considering they're both two young up and comers but that's WWE for you.

It hasn't put anyone on track. It's made both into unwatchable bores. They need to get away from this feud immediately.

 

[Hidden One]

I like Seth too but Ambrose-Sama would make a better heel by far..

 

[Man God]

The real deep dark truth that no one wants to admit; All Wyatt feuds suck and end up going nowhere.

The actual best Wyatt feud so far...was with Cena. Much better than Bryan, Jericho, Ambrose.

 

[Mengetsu]

And where does Dean go from here? He's obviously better than both Reigns and Rollins but while they're fighting for the WWEWHC he'll be in the mid card probably being fed to Rusev.

I feel your pain brother. There's just no stopping the Roman train. Ambrose must not be allowed to be the top babyface.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Dean is in that spot Bryan was in last year where they tried to do everything to get the crowd to stop liking him. I'm pretty sure he will join Wyatt next week as his new disciple.

 

[Roland_Gunner]

Hey dudes, how was Raw? Anything worth watching on my DVR?

The Rollins / Kane vs Rybach match was surprisingly well put together. Everything else was painful.

 

[KissVibes]

I hope Ambrose is writing checks to Nakamura every month for providing Dean weird ticks and mannerisms to steal.

 

[Man God]

The entire last 25 minutes should not be missed. FNP central.

I hope Ambrose is writing checks to Nakamura every month for providing Dean weird ticks and mannerisms to steal.

You could just as easily accuse him of stealing from Pillman, SCSA, Macho Man, Terry Funk.

 

[KissVibes]

The entire last 25 minutes should not be missed. FNP central.



You could just as easily accuse him of stealing from Pillman, SCSA, Macho Man, Terry Funk.

Ambrose steals from everyone.

He's a goddamn thief!

 

[blackaroni]

And where does Dean go from here? He's obviously better than both Reigns and Rollins but while they're fighting for the WWEWHC he'll be in the mid card probably being fed to Rusev.

Lol at Dean being better than Rollins.

It hasn't put anyone on track. It's made both into unwatchable bores. They need to get away from this feud immediately.

I have yet to see one of their matches and I'm ok with that. Congrats to them for main eventing though.

 

[Man God]

Seth-Kun is better looking. That's about all I'll give him. They're about equal in the ring. Which one of them would I rather hear cut a promo week in and week out?

Spoiler

Ambrose of course, though Rollins-sama-kun-san is getting better and has chickenshit heel down pat.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

And where does Dean go from here? He's obviously better than both Reigns and Rollins but while they're fighting for the WWEWHC he'll be in the mid card probably being fed to Rusev.

The obvious best member of the Shield is the one that the company has no idea what to do with and is pushing the least. Frankly I'm shocked anybody didn't see this coming.

 

[KissVibes]

Imagine how cool Rollins will be when he gets a haircut.

 

[Man God]

The obvious best member of the Shield is the one that the company has no idea what to do with and is pushing the least. Frankly I'm shocked anybody didn't see this coming.

Reigns's push is coming. Beeleedat. Baby Girl. He's getting cocked and loaded for battle.

 

[Mengetsu]

The entire last 25 minutes should not be missed. FNP central.

 

[Cagey]

I haven't watched a Wyatt Ambrose match in full yet, though I've tried. Their feud is dumb, the promos boring, I don't even remember why they fight now besides one is good and the other is bad. They're both too talented to produce such shit together.

I feel your pain brother. There's just no stopping the Roman train. Ambrose must not be allowed to be the top babyface.

These are joke posts, right.

People don't actually believe this, right.

Is pro wrasslin more fun when buying into backstage conspiracies against your faves.

 

[BoboBrazil]

The obvious best member of the Shield is the one that the company has no idea what to do with and is pushing the least. Frankly I'm shocked anybody didn't see this coming.

One thing you can always count on is WWE fucking up anything good that they stumble across.

 

[Man God]

I haven't watched a Wyatt Ambrose match in full yet, though I've tried. Their feud is dumb, the promos boring, I don't even remember why they fight now besides one is good and the other is bad. They're both too talented to produce such shit together.

Wyatt...might not be that great. He only had good promos early on. His only really great match is with Bryan.

 

[Data West]

Wyatt...might not be that great. He only had good promos early on. His only really great match is with Bryan.

Ambrose hasn't had any memorable promos. And his only really great match was with Rollins. Hmmmm.

 

[Chamber]

I feel your pain brother. There's just no stopping the Roman train. Ambrose must not be allowed to be the top babyface.

Low key, Seth is the only Shield member who has decent booking and has gotten the biggest push by far. The guy is consistently in the main event and might actually survive this feud with Cena and come out with the title.

Roman had a midcard feud with Orton and a midcard feud with Big Show, none of which involved any character development for him whatsoever.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Wyatt...might not be that great. He only had good promos early on. His only really great match is with Bryan.

Wyatt is good. The WWE writing is shit. His character should be a maniac doing insane shit to people. He would have been so good in the attitude era.

 

[Cagey]

Wyatt...might not be that great. He only had good promos early on. His only really great match is with Bryan.

I... can't disagree. Hm. Maybe you're right.

 

[Man God]

Ambrose hasn't had any memorable promos. And his only really great match was with Rollins. Hmmmm.

Dean is great in plenty of the Shield matches though while Wyatt is barely an afterthought in most Wyatt matches. Harper was the star.

 

[Mengetsu]

These are joke posts, right.

People don't actually believe this, right.

Is pro wrasslin more fun when buying into backstage conspiracies against your faves.

I can joke with the best of them but, when someone who was on fire months back and even main evented a PPV just starts going on a losing streak it just sucks. I watch the product to see my favorites and Ambrose is one of them. I won't claim backstage politics but I can still say it sucks that years ago someone like him who can talk and go in the ring would be going for that belt already. To each his own.

 

[Data West]

The acting in Jason X is so good

 

[jred2k]