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[Empyrean Heaven]

THE MEGA POWERS UNITE BEYOND THE GRAVE BROTHAAA!!!

OOOHHHH YEAAAAAHH!!!!

Edit: Gotta stop with these new Paiges.

 

[Ithil]

Nicki wasn't this thick when they first started right?

Look at Brie and you see what Nikki naturally looks like.

 

[Big One]

Lmao @ Hogan inducting him. Well that's really dumb.

 

[Sephzilla]

I still get legitimately sad when I think about Macho Man no longer being alive.

 

[JavyOO7]

Welcome to the Wasteland!!

 

[Chamber]

They should play "Be a Man" when Hogan walks onto the stage.

 

[Kiever Sher]

GOAT level snub for Lanny Poffo

 

[Fox318]

I don't want to hear Hogan talk.

Can they get Steamboat to do it?

 

[Sanjuro]

Lmao @ Hogan inducting him. Well that's really dumb.

I love Hogan, and even I know that doesn't make sense. I guess Lanny gives absolutely zero fucks.

 

[reptilescorpio]

First match back on Smackdown against Kane? Vince is officially insane

First match back should be PPV, no one gives a shit about Smackdown and they sure as hell won't against Kane anyway. Creative gets me down sometimes with how stupid some stuff is booked

 

[Hex]

Hogan inducting is horse shit, spot light hogging has been fuck.

 

[FallingEdge]

I love this. Of course he dropped his elbow to make everything better.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

I really like the ascension (YEAHHHHHHHHHHH)

they don't really belong on Raw though wit their current roster. just nobody for them to work with.

 

[TimeEffect]

"We're better than the Acolytes"

 

[Sephzilla]

Hogan trying to steal Macho's spotlight even after the man is dead

#MachoWasRight

 

[Ithil]

"Welcome to the wasteland" is at least an improvement of a catchphrase over "We are the Ascension and we will rise"

 

[Thorakai]

shut the fuck up jbl

 

[MC Safety]

Welcome to the television wasteland.

 

[Toki767]

They got a really small guy to face Victor lol

 

[revolverjgw]

GOAT level snub for Lanny Poffo

I'll never feel too sorry for a guy that can suck his own dick

 

[Sanjuro]

Hogan trying to steal Macho's spotlight even after the man is dead

#MachoWasRight

These are jealous posts!

 

[Zee-Row]

The ascension look like kratos mating with the road warriors.

 

[Fox318]

Is that Itami?

 

[Ithil]

What is the point of JBL burying the concept of a jobber team? Who does that help?

 

[aspiegamer]

Deemed so bad that they get to beat jobbers 2 weeks in a row!

And damn that finisher is horrible.

 

[DMczaf]

"Now you're catering to Twitter, Book"

....YOU GUYS HAVE HASHTAGS ON YOUR SCREEN! GOD DAMN IT VINCE!

 

[Big One]

Can we please debut Itami and Balor tag team so they beat these fucks already?

 

[ramoisdead]

"I don't care about Twitter"

Best thing JBL has said in a long time.

 

[Lost Fragment]

The Ascension is awesome. Screw everyone.

 

[Chamber]

"I gotta put these guys over."

 

[Man God]

Ascension versus Itami AGAIN?!?

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

THE MEGA POWERS UNITE BEYOND THE GRAVE BROTHAAA!!!

OOOHHHH YEAAAAAHH!!!!

Edit: Gotta stop with these new Paiges.

she got a real nice ass

 

[dr3upmushroom]

I'd be keen to see the title only defended at PPV's but going a quarter of the year without the most important thing in the WWE not being in the picture just makes everything less meaningful. The point of being at the WWE is to be the best, beat the best, show everyone you are better than that other wrestler. In my opinion at least.

Just read this. I know it's an old article but I've been catching up on what's happened since 2005.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1302598-wwe-11-events-that-have-damaged-the-wwe-championship-since-the-attitude-era/page/12

A lot of these decisions still baffle me.

 

[Sephzilla]

These are jealous posts!

i read this in macho's voice and lol'd harder than i probably should have

 

[Vestal]

Really?? The mega powers in the same breath as LOD?

These fucking commentators.

 

[Hidden One]

JBL killing them.

 

[LoserMakesGood]

Booker T "I gotta put these guys over man...."

 

[T.A.L]

I don't care for ascension but the way the are being buried is unfair as shit.

 

[Fox318]

At least they hired indie jobbers.

Its better than say them squashing a regular.

 

[DMczaf]

Cow dung?

Another Vince promo?

 

[Kiever Sher]

I'll never feel too sorry for a guy that can suck his own dick

Oh man I forgot all about that.

 

[Dick Justice]

Well that wasn't very nice.

 

[melonrabbit]

Dean is too good for this.

 

[Toki767]

The writers had to have gotten that sit down to pee thing from GAF.

 

[Sanjuro]

That piece of shit sits down to pee?

Does Vince have another exploding limo?

 

[JavyOO7]

Wow, JBL being a douche canoe. Not cool, man. =/

 

[Lost Fragment]

"And yes, it's weird that you sit down to pee."

Damn Ambrose just blew GAF the fuck out.

 

[Vylash]

vince strikes again

 

[Sephzilla]

I don't care for ascension but the way the are being buried is unfair as shit.

Honestly, I agree. I'm not fans of them either but holy shit they're not even getting a fair chance.

 

[ChosenPredator]

We all know vince is cracking up to that he's probably giving himself a high five