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January Wrasslin' |OT2| Big Month Meltz

LOL at Cena v Miz in a mixed tag at WM.

In fact, if Cena is really dropping the title at EC, whats the fucking point of AJ dropping the title at the Rumble then? Why not just get a third win, be that one guy Cena just cant beat, then AJ drops the title at EC and we have Cena vs AJ at wrestlemania title-less, just for bragging rights, Cena's final chance at a win (and of course gets the win and its fine that he does)?

Its not fucking rocket science is it? Maybe it is?

Shane Needs A Mania Moment/Win

Next year's Mania going to be tough because I can definitely see Shane either fighting Cena, or (if Cena's preoccupied retiring to Reigns) fighting NakAmerica. The Stars Collide
 

cordy

Banned
Cena and Styles have been feuding since literally May 30 and no matter how many people like their matches, we can't keep seeing them throw down like this. Styles losing at WM (like we know he would) wouldn't help his record. He's gotta have a WM match that he wins and it ain't gonna be against Cena. He is beating Shane's ass though. Besides that, if Cena was gonna face Styles they would have held off his 16th win until WM. Secondly, Cena just had to get that 16 somehow so it's best if they got it out of the way now rather than at WM (where he'd be in a bigger spotlight).

I highly approve of Cena's Miz match because it's not only at a lower position on the card, Miz needed this Cena feud rather than losing to Ambrose like we know he would in that ladder match. Miz is always a bitch when he faces Ambrose. Ambrose is Teflon Don to these dudes. At least he'd get more eyes on him against Cena than anything else they had for him right now.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Yeah looks like Cena isn't facing Corbin. It's the Miz/Maryse mixed tag with Nikki.

People who wanted Cena/Miz you got your wish.

I hope this is true, because it is hilarious.
 
So leather by dan confirmed that there's no new Universal title coming. OCC just reposted an old picture when they were working on the belt.
 
So wait....AJ doesn't get a traditional 1 on 1 shot back at his title? He just goes in EC and loses?

I suppose that's better than a blow off rematch on Smackdown but jeez
 
AJ's first styles clash was a little close no? Cena's head bounced off the mat, did you guys see that? I cringed at that move, and I just don't like the risks associated with it. And AJ is my top 1.
 

jmdajr

Member
So is the WM Card really gonna be this shit:

Cena vs Nobody Interesting
Orton vs Wyatt - Not a main event level match
AJ vs Shane-O - waste of Styles talents
Reigns vs Taker - a guy everybody hates vs a 50+ year old guy with a fucked hip.
Brock vs OldBerg - Yawn. Brock goes over.
KO vs Jericho - only decent match on the card.
Rollins vs HHH - HHHs yearly bore-fest.

If that's what they've got planned, that's a shit card.
Plus OldBerg will probably beat KO at Fastlane so he can put Brock over for the title at Mania which is a fucking travesty.
This year is shit-tier WWF already. I'd rather watch Skinner vs Owen Hart than these shitty matches.
Don't forget 30 minute Rock segment.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
LOL at Cena v Miz in a mixed tag at WM.

In fact, if Cena is really dropping the title at EC, whats the fucking point of AJ dropping the title at the Rumble then? Why not just get a third win, be that one guy Cena just cant beat, then AJ drops the title at EC and we have Cena vs AJ at wrestlemania title-less, just for bragging rights, Cena's final chance at a win (and of course gets the win and its fine that he does)?

Its not fucking rocket science is it? Maybe it is?

Because Cena spent the entire last year losing to everyone. He came back straight into an AJ feud which he lost, and then he sort of had a feud with Ambrose (as a part of the feud with Styles) which ended up with him getting pinned clean by Dean on an episode of SmackDown.
 

Anth0ny

Member
So is the WM Card really gonna be this shit:

Cena vs Nobody Interesting
Orton vs Wyatt - Not a main event level match
AJ vs Shane-O - waste of Styles talents
Reigns vs Taker - a guy everybody hates vs a 50+ year old guy with a fucked hip.
Brock vs OldBerg - Yawn. Brock goes over.
KO vs Jericho - only decent match on the card.
Rollins vs HHH - HHHs yearly bore-fest.

If that's what they've got planned, that's a shit card.
Plus OldBerg will probably beat KO at Fastlane so he can put Brock over for the title at Mania which is a fucking travesty.
This year is shit-tier WWF already. I'd rather watch Skinner vs Owen Hart than these shitty matches.

maybe it's because bill goldberg is a national treasure, but the toughest part of this post is imagining goldberg fucking owens up next month only to lose to brock at mania


like that's just the worst thing
 

cordy

Banned
Because Cena spent the entire last year losing to everyone. He came back straight into an AJ feud which he lost, and then he sort of had a feud with Ambrose (as a part of the feud with Styles) which ended up with him getting pinned clean by Dean on an episode of SmackDown.

And he got pinned by Styles in the triple threat match.
 

Zach

Member
Don't forget 30 minute Rock segment.

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Show made a SHITLOAD off that Mayweather match and I think he only got his nose broke by accident

And him getting that nose broke probably sold an extra 3-5 million dollars worth of buys so you know

The nose breaking was Show's idea. It was 100% intentional, Show told Mayweather to do it because he knew they needed something big from day one to sell the match and that they'd make more bank that way and he was right.
 

cordy

Banned
Screwed Vince McMahon voice talking to everyone who asked for Cena/Miz

What's wrong, brother?
I thought you was keeping it gangsta
I thought this what you wanted
 
Cena came back and immediately beat Baron Corbin clean, which did nothing for Corbin in the process and then called AJ some guy from Atlanta and beat him for the title.
 

Anth0ny

Member
Cena came back and immediately beat Baron Corbin clean, which did nothing for Corbin in the process and then called AJ some guy from Atlanta and beat him for the title.

and that when he lost to AJ, it was because of interference and injury

and that AJ is not only not on his level, but he's not even at the level below him




AJ to feud with Ziggler confirmed
 
And for the record his fabled US title run is also vastly overrated, first it started when he killed Rusev's momentum, then all it was was just him beating people constantly as usual but letting them kick out of an AA first and remember this story included beating the WWE champ Seth Rollins multiple times and ended by putting Del Rio over! Hooray

Hell sure he put Owens over but non-title and then proceeded to beat Owens twice in a row after that.

Cena is a momentum killer for almost literally everyone who enters into a feud with him.
 
Taker was in rough shape after 2 min in the RR?

Please WWE just let him be.

Dude came off hip surgery early to be there just because they wanted to make Reigns look strong and start their program

As much as it can be argued it shouldn't be Reigns doing it, I hope he is retired after this Mania. His body physically can't take much more and at some point the thought of him dying in-ring is going to come up
 
And for the record his fabled US title run is also vastly overrated, first it started when he killed Rusev's momentum, then all it was was just him beating people constantly as usual but letting them kick out of an AA first and remember this story included beating the WWE champ Seth Rollins multiple times and ended by putting Del Rio over! Hooray

Hell sure he put Owens over but non-title and then proceeded to beat Owens twice in a row after that.

Cena is a momentum killer for almost literally everyone who enters into a feud with him.
He kicked out of his opponents moves multiple times. And he made sure to take every fucking move in their arsenal. It was awful.
Fuck John Cena
 

Anth0ny

Member
And for the record his fabled US title run is also vastly overrated, first it started when he killed Rusev's momentum, then all it was was just him beating people constantly as usual but letting them kick out of an AA first and remember this story included beating the WWE champ Seth Rollins multiple times and ended by putting Del Rio over! Hooray

Hell sure he put Owens over but non-title and then proceeded to beat Owens twice in a row after that.

Cena is a momentum killer for almost literally everyone who enters into a feud with him.

cena is pretty much only good in a vacuum

his matches are good if you ignore the build and ignore how his opponent will be seen after the match

rusev, owens, punk, bray, ryback, aj... the list is never ending. start the feud hot, get that first lucky win over cena, then wwe can't resist but have 4 rematches where cena ultimately comes out on top and does his goofy ass promos making his opponents look dumb
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Cena came back and immediately beat Baron Corbin clean, which did nothing for Corbin in the process and then called AJ some guy from Atlanta and beat him for the title.

You're getting worked by Cena.
 
cena is pretty much only good in a vacuum

his matches are good if you ignore the build and ignore how his opponent will be seen after the match

rusev, owens, punk, bray, ryback, aj... the list is never ending. start the feud hot, get that first lucky win over cena, then wwe can't resist but have 4 rematches where cena ultimately comes out on top and does his goofy ass promos making his opponents look dumb

This is absolutely the best description ever.

Matches are fine to great, usually sitting around good, but in context of the whole story and what comes next he's a momentum killer...

Nexus could have been the hottest thing since the nWo but Cena murdered it, Cena killed Barrett's career before it even really started. The Nexus stuff was infuriating, Cena joined the Nexus and looked stronger because of it, John Cena got fired and looked stronger because of it. Nothing hurt him...ever.

I fully believe the Hogan like rumours around the guy.
 

Pikma

Banned
What? Kalisto is great, the problem is he a luchcador in a place where don't know how to work with that style.
Is he better than Juice Robinson? I don't think so

Also, the guy has at least two huge botches per match, how isthat not being bad?
 
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