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[DJChuy]

Corpus Christi still mourns the death of Selena. It's a boring city which could explain the boring crowd.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Tag match, playa.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Orton looks positively bored at the prospect of facing Cena.

He has a 80% lose rate against him, I'm not surprised.

 

[ReiGun]

Tag Match playas. As is tradition on the blue brand.

 

[Syder]

SD is just so much better at storytelling.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Harper's going to turn back by the end of the night isn't he.

Correcto

 

[The Strokes]

This crowd makes me miss being at the Dome

 

[Pikma]

I mean, Nooooooo

Fuck this tag team shit

 

[Gaiaknight]

Orton looks positively bored at the prospect of facing Cena.

good thing that most rumors are pointing to it being Orton Vs bray at mania.

 

[RyougaSaotome]

I missed the first few minutes. Do we know what the main event for tonight is?

 

[sf2fanatic]

I mean, Nooooooo

Fuck this tag team shit

It's all Blue's fault

 

[Bluekaveli]

I mean, Nooooooo

Fuck this tag team shit

This is a match full of injury prone bozos. Someone is going to pull a neck muscle.

 

[Pikma]

Corpus crowd is full of kids.

Those kids need some fucking sugar

 

[sf2fanatic]

Do they still have that greyhound raceteack in Corpus?

 

[Bluekaveli]

It's all Blue's fault

You'll learn around this time of the uear, Vince runs everything. Welcome to the bullshit!

 

[Pikma]

I missed the first few minutes. Do we know what the main event for tonight is?

Ambrose vs AJ

Woooooooooo

Spoiler

said no one ever fuck Smackdown booking

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I missed the first few minutes. Do we know what the main event for tonight is?

Ambrose vs Styles.

 

[Hidden One]

I'm surprised Dolph isn't in the chamber match.

 

[Keyser Soze]

When I was a kid I liked TedDiBiase and Mr Perfect and thought Bobby Heenan was a fucking god. Kids these days are stupid.

 

[BronsonLee]

Good luck cleaning up the BronsonLee-ification of this place.

*clicks post*

You are daft as fuck if you think I'm a gimmick poster at all

 

[The Strokes]

Yoh fam it's 2008 all over again.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'm surprised Dolph isn't in the chamber match.

You put him in then you gotta put in Kalisto and/or Corbin

 

[LiQuid!]

How can the Royal Rumble have two 30th anniversaries in a row? Is the WWE just that stupid?

 

[Pikma]

This is a match full of injury prone bozos. Someone is going to pull a neck muscle.

Would that be enough to have them take a 2 1/2 month vacation? Please say yes

Situations like these are why you should've drafted an unsafe worker, like a bear or something.

 

[Hidden One]

You put him in then you gotta put in Kalisto and/or Corbin

Who and who?

 

[sf2fanatic]

You'll learn around this time of the uear, Vince runs everything. Welcome to the bullshit!

Smh lil puppet

 

[TimeEffect]

Harpers gotta be eating the pin lol😭

 

[Pikma]

When I was a kid I liked TedDiBiase and Mr Perfect and thought Bobby Heenan was a fucking god. Kids these days are stupid.

Were you born in 1478?

 

[The Strokes]

How can the Royal Rumble have two 30th anniversaries in a row? Is the WWE just that stupid?

This was the 30th Royal Rumble, meaning it's the 29th anniversary.

 

[Keyser Soze]

How can the Royal Rumble have two 30th anniversaries in a row? Is the WWE just that stupid?

The first Royal Rumble was not on a PPV called "Royal Rumble"

It makes sense.

 

[somedevil]

I like the story they are telling that he still can't let go of Bray right now.

 

[slabrock]

When I was a kid I liked TedDiBiase and Mr Perfect and thought Bobby Heenan was a fucking god. Kids these days are stupid.

Hell yeah. Loved me some Perfect

 

[RyougaSaotome]

Ambrose vs AJ

Woooooooooo

Spoiler

said no one ever fuck Smackdown booking

I'll take it as long as Styles is in it. lol

Edit: ah shit they already announced the elimination chamber roster? Must have missed that too.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Would that be enough to have them take a 2 1/2 month vacation? Please say yes

Situations like these are why you should've drafted an unsafe worker, like a bear or something.

Roflmfao! A fucking bear. Where's Ryback!?

Who and who?

Some guys just happy to be here

Smh lil puppet

Hey we all are.

 

[ShaggsMagoo]

I really hope they don't have Harper turn back, they need new faces so bad right now.

 

[ShadyK54]

This was the 30th Royal Rumble, meaning it's the 29th anniversary.

That makes the fact that the Royal Rumble jackets being sold at the Dome say "30th Anniversary" even more hilarious.

 

[TimeEffect]

Harper is over. In corpus.

 

[Bluekaveli]

They're not turning Harper.... Until EC. He'll be the reason Bray wins.


Man fuck this will basically be an evolution type bs story all over.

 

[LiQuid!]

This was the 30th Royal Rumble, meaning it's the 29th anniversary.

100% they have referred to this year's rumble as the 30th anniversary

The first Royal Rumble was not on a PPV called "Royal Rumble"

It makes sense.

This is some WWE-ass logic. They could have at least waited a month for people to forget about them botching math before they tried to retcon this.

 

[Hidden One]

Harper is over. In corpus.

Corpus is a weird crowd. They pop at the weirdest shit.

 

[RyougaSaotome]

I really hope they don't have Harper turn back, they need new faces so bad right now.

This. SD desperately needs some talented faces. Ugggghhh pllssssssss

 

[The Strokes]

That makes the fact that the Royal Rumble jackets being sold at the Dome say "30th Anniversary" even more hilarious.

oh gawd hahaha, glad I only bought my sweet AJ gloves. They really are dumb.

 

[Pikma]

Corpus is a weird crowd. They pop at the weirdest shit.

I bet they'd pop at Blue's bear

 

[LiQuid!]

Corpus is a weird crowd. They pop at the weirdest shit.

They pop for champ Cena after that 2.5 star match on Sunday. Fucking goofballs.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Jesus who knew Corpus Christi would be so hot for Harper.

 

[Pikma]

They pop for champ Cena after that 2.5 star match on Sunday. Fucking goofballs.

That wasn't even a decent pop, it was like yay I guess we're supposed to cheer

 

[The Strokes]

We want Harper chant, what is life.

 

[Keyser Soze]

100% they have referred to this year's rumble as the 30th anniversary



This is some WWE-ass logic. They could have at least waited a month for people to forget about them botching math before they tried to retcon this.

The first Royal Rumble took place on a TV event. The second Royal Rumble match took place on the first Royal Rumble PPV. Last Sunday, the 30th Royal Rumble Match took place on the 29th Royal Rumble PPV. Next year the the 31st Royal Rumble Match will take place on the 30th Royal Rumble PPV. I honestly dont blame WWE for simplifying this one to be honest.

Let's not get into Ric Flair's supposed championship record - that is a whole other ballpark of complications.

 

[Brian_FETO]

THIS CAPACITY CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET

 

[Professor Beef]

Jesus who knew Corpus Christi would be so hot for Harper.

That's because it's the most intersting the Wyatt Family has ever been. Plus the long-term booking with Randy and Luke in-fighting. I'm actually kinda excited to see what a Randy/Bray feud would look like, and that's a first for EITHER.