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[Arioco]

 

[kpopSuperstar]

No doubt, a good looking dude, no homo.

I have to say no homo because I lack the confidence to say it without telling everyone that I am not a homo.

 

[RJMacready73]

TBD I'd ride the hole of him but the wife might have an issue with it, honestly I'm just glad to see a buff, good looking white male lead for a fucking change

 

[RJMacready73]

While we're on the subject, I got a question for you guys. If your homie is about to die and the only way to save him is to blow him, would you do it? Is it gay if you do it even if you say "no homo"
after? Asking for a friend.

 

[Djin1980]

He looks a bit like Luke Rockhold

 

[Gripsx]

/v/ has been memeing about this character being hot all week. It's weird.

why weird?

 

[Rheon]

Yeah he's hot as fuck.

He seems to have gotten a visual upgrade since the first trailer.

 

[WellSheet]

Uhhhhhhhhh

Not when this ass exists.

But if you're a gay guy, you might think differently.

Them cheeks so big and beautiful it's like a whole stadium clapping when Jason gets a hold of them.

 

[viveks86]

Hot

Hot Together

 

[moogman]

While we're on the subject, I got a question for you guys. If your homie is about to die and the only way to save him is to blow him, would you do it? Is it gay if you do it even if you say "no homo"
after? Asking for a friend.

That's fine, you're just being homiesexual in that case.

 

[hemo memo]

While we're on the subject, I got a question for you guys. If your homie is about to die and the only way to save him is to blow him, would you do it? Is it gay if you do it even if you say "no homo"
after? Asking for a friend.

RIP he's so dead.

 

[Pop]

OMG LIKE TOTALLY

 

[Hudo]

Galaxy brain move by R*. They've called the dude Jason so that Jason Schreier wouldn't shit on him for being a white dude.

 

[seething left]

RIP he's so dead.

I would die voluntarily

 

[FoxMcChief]

Them cheeks so big and beautiful it's like a whole stadium clapping when Jason gets a hold of them.

What a thing of beauty….

 

[ComputerBlue]

He looks a bit like Luke Rockhold

Looks like Jim Caviezel to me

 

[Memati187]

Uhhhhhhhhh

Not when this ass exists.

But if you're a gay guy, you might think differently.

If one is still gay after seeing these, then gay it is.

 

[Zacfoldor]

Enjoy him

Spoiler

while you can.

 

[deriks]

Internet is saying that she is Lucia's model

 

[FoxMcChief]

Internet is saying that she is Lucia's model

 

[FoxMcChief]

 

[The Fartist]

What a thing of beauty….

 

[VeganElduderino]

They're just polygons, dude.

I used to jerk off to Lara Croft's pointy titties back in the ps1 days!
Yeah I din't have much meterial to work with back then!

 

[Raven117]

For better or worse they nailed the Florida look and feel

Yup. Having spent most of my life on the gulf coast (not Florida), they absolutely nailed that vibe in an absolutely stunning way. I could almost smell the humid salt air.

(But, ya know, when Jason was lifting weights, that was the sound of iron clinking on those plates, but the plates themselves were bumper plates and don't make that sound.)

 

[darrylgorn]

Gotta be to keep a big booty woman around.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

 

[HJuggernaut]

I feel like the modelled Jason after Luke Rockhold

 

[Bonfires Down]

Me seeing Jason:

Me seeing Lucia:

Me seeing Trevor:

 

[deriks]

And that's why Amy Hennig has better credit than you, Neil Bitchman

 

[Bartski]

like it's a big surprise to anyone half of you are secretly gay

 

[PeteBull]

While we're on the subject, I got a question for you guys. If your homie is about to die and the only way to save him is to blow him, would you do it? Is it gay if you do it even if you say "no homo"
after? Asking for a friend.

 

[Iced Arcade]

It's going to be a long year

 

[hemo memo]

 

[Gaiff]

 

[ShakenG]

 

[Ronin_7]

140 Kgs Bench Press Left me impressed.

 

[CellarDoor81]

remember guys..
it's not gay if you wear socks when doing it

Oh? And how do you come to this conclusion?

 

[RJMacready73]

What a thing of beauty….

That is all sorts of fucking horrible, all I see is a fat fuck, not my thang in the slightest

 

[Jesb]

He Fucks for sure.

 

[Dipsed]

I'd suck his asshole and clap his ballz.

No homo of course!

I'd suck his asshole and clap his ballz.

No homo of course!

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[struggler_guts]

You know how we sometimes link to era and laugh at their craziness?

I wonder if any of them are doggin on us right now with this being our top thread

 

[Putonahappyface]

I'd suck his asshole and clap his ballz.

No homo of course!

I'm sure TRT Jason would be gentle upon entry.

 

[Little Mac]

Internet is saying that she is Lucia's model

 

[Gonzito]

Is OP gay?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Uhhhhhhhhh

Not when this ass exists.

But if you're a gay guy, you might think differently.

Praise the lord.

 

[Gp1]

Is OP gay?

Volleyball player at least.

 

[WINSDTN6]

Also marks R*'s creation of the most passive and accommodating protagonist yet. I just hope the writing quality doesn't take a hit - cause last time I checked, GTA was about social satire and cathartic violence, not being a fashion simulator

 

[MMaRsu]

Also marks R*'s creation of the most passive and accommodating protagonist yet. I just hope the writing quality doesn't take a hit - cause last time I checked, GTA was about social satire and cathartic violence, not being a fashion simulator

It will be a life simulator in a lot of aspects

 

[Trilobit]

I got a feeling that he's a descendant of Arthur. So that'll be my head-canon.

 

[Banjo64]