Jason is the most attractive GTA protagonist yet

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No doubt, a good looking dude, no homo.

I have to say no homo because I lack the confidence to say it without telling everyone that I am not a homo.
 
TBD I'd ride the hole of him but the wife might have an issue with it, honestly I'm just glad to see a buff, good looking white male lead for a fucking change
 
While we're on the subject, I got a question for you guys. If your homie is about to die and the only way to save him is to blow him, would you do it? Is it gay if you do it even if you say "no homo"
after? Asking for a friend.
That's fine, you're just being homiesexual in that case.
 
Galaxy brain move by R*. They've called the dude Jason so that Jason Schreier wouldn't shit on him for being a white dude.
 
For better or worse they nailed the Florida look and feel
Yup. Having spent most of my life on the gulf coast (not Florida), they absolutely nailed that vibe in an absolutely stunning way. I could almost smell the humid salt air.

(But, ya know, when Jason was lifting weights, that was the sound of iron clinking on those plates, but the plates themselves were bumper plates and don't make that sound.)
 
Also marks R*'s creation of the most passive and accommodating protagonist yet. I just hope the writing quality doesn't take a hit - cause last time I checked, GTA was about social satire and cathartic violence, not being a fashion simulator
 
Also marks R*'s creation of the most passive and accommodating protagonist yet. I just hope the writing quality doesn't take a hit - cause last time I checked, GTA was about social satire and cathartic violence, not being a fashion simulator
It will be a life simulator in a lot of aspects
 
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