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[EviLore]

Jeff Bezos to marry fiancée Lauren Sanchez in lavish $600M Aspen wedding next weekend: report

Bezos, 60, and his fiancé, 54, have remained mum on their wedding plans and have not yet publicly confirmed their wedding date.

nypost.com

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A new report says billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos will marry his fiancée Lauren Sanchez next Saturday in an extravagant $600 million wedding in Aspen, Colorado.

The pair, who got engaged in May 2023, will tie the knot next weekend in a winter wonderland-themed wedding after celebrating their impending nuptials at Matsuhia, a lavish sushi restaurant the couple reportedly bought out for Thursday and Friday, the Daily Mail reported Saturday.

Their nuptials will reportedly feature festive decor, twinkling lights, and holiday charm.

The high-end wedding is expected to be a star-studded affair after the couple celebrated their engagement in Positano, Italy, with the likes of Bill Gates, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Queen Rania of Jordan, Page Six previously reported.

Bezos, 60, and his fiancé, 54, have remained mum on their wedding plans and have not yet publicly confirmed their wedding date.
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Engagement in Positano previously and wedding in Aspen for Christmas.

Nice spots, crazy expenditure. Lauren's all about that club life though!

 

[Spyxos]

 

[The Cockatrice]

 

[demented waffle]

All those billions and that's the best he can do? That pussy must be made of gold because the bitch looks like something from Resident Evil.

 

[HRK69]

What a goddamn waste of money

 

[PurePlatinum]

Goes to show that intellect and wisdom are truly different stats.

 

[thefool]

Will they use paper straws?

 

[Boozeroony]

Well, whatever floats his boat. Hopefully, most of that money goes to people who really need it.

 

[Hookshot]

If you are spending that much then at some point very quickly you are just wasting money on stuff for no reason.

 

[demented waffle]

If you are spending that much then at some point very quickly you are just wasting money on stuff for no reason.

I mean, he's worth well into 12 figures. Half a billion is nothing to him.

 

[EviLore]

All those billions and that's the best he can do? That pussy must be made of gold because the bitch looks like something from Resident Evil.

He's a nerd who's been preoccupied building an empire, probably doesn't have much experience with women other than Mackenzie. Highly susceptible to a cunning social climber's wiles, it would appear.


Will the wedding look like this, I wonder:

 

[Mr Reasonable]

I mean, he's worth well into 12 figures. Half a billion is nothing to him.

Also, a journalist has made the number up so the headline is more attention grabbing.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Actually disgusting.

 

[Dr.D00p]

I highly doubt this, TBH.

I can't physically see how you spend $600m on a wedding.

It's the NY Post. An unpaid intern got the decimal point confused, IMO

 

[AgatonSax]

If it requires $600m to make you feel like you had a special day, you should probably consider the underlying relationship.

 

[No BBC=Anger]

Imagine what the bill for private security goons alone would be. They probably have a command room and night vision shit. Ex spec ops hiding in lavish fake cakes.

 

[MGHA]

Divorced in 6 months.

 

[Jaybe]

If at first you don't succeed…

 

[SJRB]

They look pretty good.

 

[EviLore]

I highly doubt this, TBH.

I can't physically see how you spend $600m on a wedding.

It's the NY Post. An unpaid intern got the decimal point confused, IMO

Bill Ackman doubts it too.

 

[DKehoe]

I highly doubt this, TBH.

I can't physically see how you spend $600m on a wedding.

It's the NY Post. An unpaid intern got the decimal point confused, IMO

Skill issue.

 

[Auto_aim1]

Worked hard for 3 decades and is now buffed and does not a give a fuck. I can respect that.

Bill Ackman doubts it too.

An Indian billionaire spent $600 million so could be possible.

Ambani wedding: after months of celebrations, the ‘Windsors of India’ finally set to marry

Power couple Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant set to marry in Mumbai with entire spectacle likely to cost upwards of $600m

www.theguardian.com

 

[Danteyke223]

I don't really understand why he's marrying again ? Didn't the last wife got half of his worth just by existing ? She was a literal admin at Amazon and fucked the CEO lol . - Bezos could get anyone at any time and decides to be dumb

 

[Skyfox]

Whether he spent that much or not, getting married after the last time is simply

Retarded.

Sorry Jeff

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Meanwhile...

Fuck it. I'm not going there.

We all know.

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

What % of that is destined for peruvian coke?

 

[Days like these...]

Well, whatever floats his boat. Hopefully, most of that money goes to people who really need it.

What money?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Until we meet again

 

[mitch1971]

Knowing how shady business laws work, you are probably paying for it all with taxes.

 

[Aesius]

Nice spots, crazy expenditure. Lauren's all about that club life though!

Girl on the far right is the only one who doesn't look Bogpilled to some degree. Probably the only one under the age of 45. The rest are more Botox and filler than human.

 

[EviLore]

 

[Lunarorbit]

Both of them are huge losers. Totally obsessed with themselves. Horrible boob job and work on her face.

 

[Kraz]

Imagine what the bill for private security goons alone would be. They probably have a command room and night vision shit. Ex spec ops hiding in lavish fake cakes.

Just to keep Musk from crashing the wedding.

 

[sono]

She is vice chair of the Bezos Earth fund

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Both of them are huge losers. Totally obsessed with themselves. Horrible boob job and work on her face.

Bezos is a loser by what metric? Surely there is a better word.

 

[Drake]

Hope he's got that iron clad pre-nup. He lost half of his wealth in his first divorce although from what I remember his ex-wife's father was the one to give him the money to start Amazon, so she was somewhat deserving of what she got.

 

[intbal]

Maybe the Teamsters will offer to park cars.

 

[EviLore]

Girl on the far right is the only one who doesn't look Bogpilled to some degree. Probably the only one under the age of 45. The rest are more Botox and filler than human.

It's a very…current_year lifestyle choice to pretend to be a 20 year old club girl in your mid 50s, supported by millions in plastic surgery.

But apparently there is quite the market for it.

Maybe the constant age gap shaming on social media is having a conformity effect on socially cautious billionaires.

 

[SlimySnake]

Meh. Bezos made his billions making his warehouse workers pee in jars. He will always be a joke to me.

 

[Kraz]

Girl on the far right is the only one who doesn't look Bogpilled to some degree. Probably the only one under the age of 45. The rest are more Botox and filler than human.

Ladies looks like they got poisoned with Alewife's Revenge.

If they don't have a potion witch someone better tell them about Kale Kare.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

Engagement in Positano previously and wedding in Aspen for Christmas.

Can a place truly be that beautiful? Looks like a video game render. I need toget out more

 

[8bitpill]

Who ever did her plastic surgery needs to have their license taken away,

 

[newtypepilot]

imagine spending 1% of that on improving the well-being of his employees.

 

[Lord Panda]

Who ever did her plastic surgery needs to have their license taken away,

 

[Avid Reading Horse]

Yeah but he bought a newspaper and it has nothing but right-think, so I will allow this and congratulate him on his wedding. Blessed blessed day.

 

[Hugare]

Good

Be sure to get a prenuptial agreement this time, Jeff

 

[YCoCg]

Good for him, what good is being one of the richest people on the planet if you can't have a kick ass wedding.

 

[ReBurn]

I wonder how much he'll spend on the divorce

 

[diffusionx]

Worked hard for 3 decades and is now buffed and does not a give a fuck. I can respect that.


An Indian billionaire spent $600 million so could be possible.

Ambani wedding: after months of celebrations, the ‘Windsors of India’ finally set to marry

Power couple Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant set to marry in Mumbai with entire spectacle likely to cost upwards of $600m

www.theguardian.com

Indian weddings are not like American ones, like even normal ones are multi event over a period of time. This Indian lardass spent that money over months IIRC. And in typical no-taste third world rich person fashion he got a bunch of American celebrities to come and perform ar massive expense just to flaunt his wealth. Bezos isn't doing that.

Ackman who is a billionaire is correct.

 

[ReBurn]

Indian weddings are not like American ones, like even normal ones are multi event over a period of time. This Indian lardass spent that money over months IIRC. And in typical no-taste third world rich person fashion he got a bunch of American celebrities to come and perform ar massive expense just to flaunt his wealth. Bezos isn't doing that.

Ackman who is a billionaire is correct.

The first time I was in Delhi for work a wedding was set up next to my hotel and it was pretty steady music and celebration in the evening. I walked by the first night to try to catch a glimpse of what it was like and I was invited in for a meal even though they didn't know me. It was a great time and everyone was awesome. They treated me so well.