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[CGNoire]

Rewind to 20 years ago...

That is Tragic.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

She looks amazing. Like British breakfast.

Full English, incoming?

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Billionaire's mid-life crisis.

This is bizarre to me - the guy could have any trophy wife but instead goes for MILF bimbo?

 

[GymWolf]

She just doesn't do it for me. I think it's the shnoz.

Dude put a fucking nsfw tag on that monstruosity, you can block the grow spurt of the most younger gaffers like that.

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Baffles the mind when the richest man in the world can’t find a woman with a compatible personality and the looks of a legit supermodel.

Edit:
The greenish picture with the gears surrounding her is legitimately great from an artistic standpoint.

 

[Bloobs]

This is bizarre to me - the guy could have any trophy wife but instead goes for MILF bimbo?

He wants that Latinxxx

 

[Amory]

 

[RJMacready73]

Who is this shit for? Are these people so detached from reality that they think a paid for puff piece in some rag will really convince the general population that they are nothing other than narcissistic plastic cunts with too much money and fuck all taste? Shut the fuck up and stop hording extreme wealth when your fellow humans could do with some help

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Rewind to 20 years ago...

Huh, Bezos was a lot shorter back then.

 

[GymWolf]

Huh, Bezos was a lot shorter back then.

And with more hairs.

 

[Myths]

Early thought this was AI generated because of her lips. Also, I see him looking jacked in the triceps.

 

[GymWolf]

She kinda looks like ex ufc current onlyfans rachel ostovich

Spoiler

 

[SirTerry-T]

You guys sometimes
At my age, I'd hit it.

Judging by those lips I'd say someone already had ...with half a house brick.

 

[FunkMiller]

Pretty sure I bumped into her snorkelling on the great barrier reef once.

 

[E-Cat]

Eww.

 

[E-Cat]

At least he's dating someone in his age bracket, and not 40 years younger.

But that's the thing that makes this so disgusting, common sense tells you he must not be that attracted to her; she's just another broad in the long line of his preferred 'strong, independent, ball-buster alpha succubus women' to keep up appearances and 'respectability' (the rich are really big into that).

Bezos is probably spending tens of thousands a week on 25-yo high-class escorts and blow -- which I can totally respect -- but this pretend shit with the trophy wives is just... hinky.

 

[Blade2.0]

And a team of professional photographers, make up artists, catering, security, helicopter pilot, etc...

And still couldn't make them look good.

 

[winjer]

And still couldn't make them look good.

Only a god could do that...

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Dude is a Bond villain and his Bond girl is Labia Face Galore.

I almost choked on the olive I was eating, God damn you.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Pretty sure I bumped into her snorkelling on the great barrier reef once.

Yeah, I definitely ought to stop browsing GAF while eating. Too much of a choking hazard.

 

[ahtlas7]

I don't find Bezos to be an ugly guy. He has no hair, but so what? He has a good posture.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Dude put a fucking nsfw tag on that monstruosity, you can block the grow spurt of the most younger gaffers like that.

That's odd... her nose never looked so wide, looks like a camera thing. Those lips, though... they don't look like her 'normal' lips.

 

[Days like these...]

That's odd... her nose never looked so wide, looks like a camera thing. Those lips, though... they don't look like her 'normal' lips.

Lips don't look the same but shnoz has always been as wide as a 10 lane highway. I think it's the make up contouring that makes her shnoz not look so big.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Lips don't look the same but shnoz has always been as wide as a 10 lane highway. I think it's the make up contouring that makes her shnoz not look so big.

Bro, in this pic, her nose is looking like E. Honda's sitting in a clown car and his love handles are pouring out the sides. Lmao.
It's never looked like this, imo. It's always been a wide one, but this pic... it's so unflattering.

 

[Toons]

Leo DiCaprio gets it. Jeff Bezos does not.

They're both chasing something they'll never have.

You dont outrun time. You accept your defeat to it, and you flow alongside what it brings.

You can't stay young. Your girl cant stay young. They're trying to fight forces they can't comprehend, and it won't bring them satisfaction.

 

[Mesousa]

MJ had a lot of issues with his looks growing up. His father and brothers making fun of his nose and other features. Plus the abuse he went through with his dad constantly berating him, punishing him and using that belt on him. Plus he had vitiligo as the autopsy stated.

You can call it narcissistic but he had severe image issues. The stuff from his dad and the vitiligo... I understand more why he felt the need for surgery and other procedures.

Jermaine was based when he called him out though:

 

[Mesousa]

Rewind to 20 years ago...

I'd be willing to bet this version of her never stood a chance with what he was 20 years ago.

For better or for worse he was able to leave his ex, make her one of the richest woman who has ever walked this earth, and replaced her with a woman who:

1. Has him on yachts enjoying life
2. Has him working out consistently. Dudes been putting in gym time
3. Makes him happy

and he truly looks happy.

Meanwhile Mackenzie has already married and divorced another guy. Obviously it aint easy being married to her even if she is more attractive than his girl now. A man, in many cases, just wants to come home to peace.

Plus I bet that mouth feels like two pillows sandwiching a hoover vacuum.

 

[EviLore]

I'd be willing to bet this version of her never stood a chance with what he was 20 years ago.

For better or for worse he was able to leave his ex, make her one of the richest woman who has ever walked this earth, and replaced her with a woman who:

1. Has him on yachts enjoying life
2. Has him working out consistently. Dudes been putting in gym time
3. Makes him happy

and he truly looks happy.

Meanwhile Mackenzie has already married and divorced another guy. Obviously it aint easy being married to her even if she is more attractive than his girl now. A man, in many cases, just wants to come home to peace.

Plus I bet that mouth feels like two pillows sandwiching a hoover vacuum.

Fair points. And yes, Mackenzie already divorced her second husband. Probably naive for the third richest woman in the world to try to marry some regular guy—a secondary school science teacher of all things, who taught at her children’s private school.

Relationships with wildly unequal power dynamics favoring the woman tend to leave both parties unsatisfied.

Maybe she hoped to secure a normal life, but that’s impossible.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Didnt know Bezos' ex married. Nor did I know she already divorced him less than two years after.

MacKeznie Scott is not good looking IMO. Gummy teethy smile. Sanchez looks like a trainwreck now. She looked way better years ago. She always seemed to have a bit of a joker smile. But now it's fully on Aerosmith.

But hey, whatever makes Bezos happy. I would had thought he could get someone hotter with all that money and fame.

 

[Mesousa]

Fair points. And yes, Mackenzie already divorced her second husband. Probably naive for the third richest woman in the world to try to marry some regular guy—a secondary school science teacher of all things, who taught at her children’s private school.

Relationships with wildly unequal power dynamics favoring the woman tend to leave both parties unsatisfied.

Maybe she hoped to secure a normal life, but that’s impossible.

Honestly I think she probably grew tired of Jeff, didnt like the cheating, and the divorce happened. If he didnt have Lauren though I wouldnt be shocked if she would have took him back relatively quickly(or at least now that her marriage failed).

I cant imagine how it would be to be the guy coming behind Jeff. Like could you imagine the standards?

"Yea I helped my ex husband start one of the most successful companies in the world.....So how was your day teaching some kids fractions?"

Even if she didnt mean it in a bad way, it had to be boring for her. Its a step down, and then she turns on her TV and see him riding on a yacht with that barbie on the way to go to a space shuttle. "Thats my Yacht....Thats my life....Thats my man". She sees Lauren and even if she doesnt want Jeff, she views her as living her life. Would she be running around Music conventions or photoshoots with Jeff? No, but she still views it as that other girl living off of her work.