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Jeff Sessions’ DOJ To Put Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions On Trial Yet Again

Enzom21

Member
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b8ae4b0b5e530fd7c8b?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
WASHINGTON ― Jeff Sessions’ Justice Department plans to put a woman who laughed at the now-attorney general back on trial yet again, a federal prosecutor told a D.C. judge here on Friday.

Desiree Fairooz, a woman taken into custody after she laughed during Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ confirmation hearing, will go to trial in November for a second time.

Fairooz and her lawyer rejected a plea deal offered by the government in which she would have pleaded guilty to one of two charges in exchange for the government recommending a sentence of time served, Assistant U.S. Attorney Kimberly Paschall said in D.C. Superior Court on Friday.

Chief Judge Robert E. Morin previously tossed out a jury’s guilty verdict against Fairooz in July because the government had improperly argued that her laughter alone was enough to convict.
Bunch of children running the country.
 

wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
so they found a judge willing to prosecute on their dumbass charges instead of just kicking the case out.
 
A sly part in this

Fairooz and her lawyer rejected a plea deal offered by the government in which she would have pleaded guilty to one of two charges in exchange for the government recommending a sentence of time served, Assistant U.S. Attorney Kimberly Paschall said in D.C. Superior Court on Friday.

So he tried to have her jailed, got her found guilty
Another judge tossed it out
Sessions will wants her to admit guilt so goes for this plea deal
Fairooz surprisingly tells him to go fuck himself
Elf wants revenge
 

LiK

Member
Everyone in court should laugh at him. Let's see him keep arresting people for dumb shit like this and waste money.
 

Owzers

Member
Sessions has to lower his head and cower when Trump berates him, but this laughter by commoners will not be tolerated.
 
what a waste of the court's time. Courts generally speaking are understaffed/backed up(I work in the legal field) and this is just fucking stupid
 
Holy shit.

There is no room for spite in the judicial system. This is not the kind of headline you want to see in your country.
 

Syraxith

Member
I honestly hope I get to witness this piece of shit's treason trial in the near future, along with the rest of the Russian prostitutes in the Trump "administration".
 
There's no way you can tell me we aren't in a pathetic, wanna-be dictatorship. These guys make it more and more obvious every day.
 

Canklestank

Neo Member
It was a Pez dispenser, wasn't it?

hfuJMAE.gif
 

BatDan

Bane? Get them on board, I'll call it in.
What a bitch.

What next, is he going to sue the Late Show audience for laughing at Stephen Colbert comparing him to a Keebler Elf cookie?
 
She's being charged with a disorderly conduct charge and a "Demonstrating inside the Capitol" charge. I'm very familiar with the former (it's a catch-all charge used to build criminal histories for harsher sentences down the line). Not so much the latter.
 
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