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[bishoptl]

It's real! I swear!

Well, since everything is formally stated, I guess I should address it, because I don't feel like answering a million e-mails about this. The split was no one's fault, please don't blame Brad or myself for this, things don't always work out the way you want them to...and this is one of those things. We haven't yet made it known if we're divorcing, because we're not exactly sure ourselves, we're taking a break from each other though. The tabloid stories weren't true, no one was cheating, no one was carousing around town, it just didn't work out. Brad and I remain friends, although this will take some getting used to and I hope that you all understand that this will be hard for me and him in the next coming months, not only will we have fan outrage but media scrutinizing us, and it'd be easier if we just had everyone's support. I'm probably not going to answer much about this, and knowing Brad, he won't answer anything, so don't bother him about it. We plan to remain friends and business partners. I thank all those fans for their support, I appreciate it a lot. Thank you.

and in related news...

Brad Pitt arrives at Narita International Airport in Japan, Jan. 12, 2005. Representatives of world media organizations keen to hear what Hollywood superstar Pitt had to say about his breakup with Jennifer Aniston were frustrated on Jan. 13 when only their Japanese rivals -- who promised to be polite -- were let into his news conference in Tokyo.

 

[Matlock]

Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 35
Sign: Aquarius

Looks like someone forgot to update her profile.

 

[Doth Togo]

Uhh, yea, she's married. That's what you are before you're divorced.

 

[Escape Goat]

This is me not caring two fukcs about Jennifer Anistons love life.

 

[mattiewheels]

I'm pretty much gonna guarantee you that that's not Jennifer Aniston. Are there any celebrities who even know about myspace at all?

 

[Minotauro]

This is me not caring two fukcs about Jennifer Anistons love life.

Psst, you clicked on this thread. If you really wanted to keep up this charade, you shouldn't have replied just like I plan not to d....fuck!

 

[Error Macro]

We need more photos like in the March 7, '96 Rolling Stone.

 

[atomsk]

I'm pretty much gonna guarantee you that that's not Jennifer Aniston. Are there any celebrities who even know about myspace at all?

i think fred durst uses it

 

[MaverickX9]

On a related subject...

What ever happened to that guy who said he was Quentin Tarantino? Did they ever say if that was real or fake?

 

[Error Macro]

El Fako

 

[mattiewheels]

i think fred durst uses it

Yuck.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

Uhh, yea, she's married. That's what you are before you're divorced.

Why'd you delete the thing about PJ Harvey?

 

[android]

because I don't feel like answering a million e-mails about this.

She answers her own e-mails? :lol

 

[Doth Togo]

Why'd you delete the thing about PJ Harvey?

Some folks prolly don't believe me. I'm not totally sure it's her myself. But, I'd venture a good wager that it is as her post is really sketchy.

 

[tedtropy]

Hi guys, Brad Pitt here. Snazzy little forum you've got going on here. Check out my gf, isn't she hot, LOL? So I'm looking to change my wardrobe and move on with my life, who would I need to talk to about this? Peace out, and don't talk about fight club, LOL!

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Psst, you clicked on this thread. If you really wanted to keep up this charade, you shouldn't have replied just like I plan not to d....fuck!

:lol

 

[Gek54]

Angelina Jolie apparently has her own myspace page thought it seems totally fake.

 

[Escape Goat]

Psst, you clicked on this thread. If you really wanted to keep up this charade, you shouldn't have replied just like I plan not to d....fuck!

You mistake my interest in the antics of bubble headed celebrities for attempts at derailing and/or posting inane comments in Bishops thread for the sake of boredom.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Some folks prolly don't believe me. I'm not totally sure it's her myself. But, I'd venture a good wager that it is as her post is really sketchy.

you have a link? i wouldnt mind reading through some of it. im mighty bored at the moment.

 

[Minotauro]

You mistake my interest in the antics of bubble headed celebrities for attempts at derailing and/or posting inane comments in Bishops thread for the sake of boredom.

Oh, yeah. Uh, that's why I posted in this thread too. Truly!

 

[isamu]

It's real! I swear!

But do you cross your heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye?