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[Matlock]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60345&item=3866847628&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

$3,050 only? :lol

 

[Ronald_mcd]

all I can think of is that trading spouses skit. "Titty residue"

 

[fart]

i want to bet you that the sale price will match ticket revenue for the film, but we all know the sale price will probably exceed it.

 

[atomsk]

"the ONE and ONLY ITEM to be auctioned from the film "ELEKTRA"

you know, there's a reason for that :lol

 

[Dujour]

They should have casted a relatively unknown, dark-haired model as Elektra and not messed up her damned past. Batman syndrome. You have to relate everyone to the bd guy.

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

...

hey!

 

[Dujour]

:lol Thief!

/me looks at robojimbo

/me flees

 

[AlphaSnake]

:lol Thief!

/me looks at robojimbo

/me flees

/me thinks Serafelatio types like a dork
/me thinks Serafelatio is too damn full of herself
/me thinks Serafelatio needs to stop with the make-believe IRC talk

Shit is borderline Isamu-ish.

 

[Dujour]

At least I don't try give off the aura of a pasty, insecure, wannabe thug. Trout. A gust of wind should just carry you away.

 

[Willco]

Sexual tension.

 

[Escape Goat]

bustier? But bustier than who?

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

Is it unwashed?

 

[bishoptl]

titty residue? does Angelina Jolie have one of these from "Alexander"? Cuz I'd totally bid on that.

 

[AlphaSnake]

At least I don't try give off the aura of a pasty, insecure, wannabe thug. Trout. A gust of wind should just carry you away.

That's cool. Cause neither do I. So at least we have one thing in common. I look, talk, and dress like the whiteboy that I am. Swearing doesn't really make anyone a thug. And hey, at least the summer time isn't like a microwave for me. I can actually enjoy the sun, Frecklestilskin. That and the fact that I don't look like a hobbit. =)

 

[AlphaSnake]

Sexual tension.

You're damn right.

 

[Dujour]

You? You're a joke. I'm an idiot for replying to your post. I'm not going to go back and forth to prove something that everybody but you realizes. Can we get back to posting about how how Jennifer Garner sucks?

 

[AlphaSnake]

I'm an idiot.

I couldn't agree more.

(This is just a little paypack for talking shit about me on IRC not too long ago. And for giving me a troll for no reason about two weeks back. Don't dish if you can't take.)

 

[Willco]

I'd put up a picture of the popcorn jpeg, but knowing Sera, she's put Alpha on ignore and the fun has been derailed.

 

[Dujour]

I never ignored you, Willco. :lol At least underneath your veil of sensitivity, you were entertaining.

 

[The Interrobanger]

Here is your ONE and ONLY CHANCE to bid on an official movie memorabilia item direct from the critically acclaimed Twentieth Century Fox blockbuster, "ELEKTRA"!

Critically acclaimed?

Bwahahahahaha!

 

[AlphaSnake]

I'd put up a picture of the popcorn jpeg, but knowing Sera, she's put Alpha on ignore and the fun has been derailed.

This thread has been derailed. To get back on track: I've hated Garner since Daredevil. She's one of the shittiest actresses in Hollywood at the moment. She can't act. Her acting is always so stiff and forced, she's never once appealed to me as an actress.

 

[Willco]

I never ignored you, Willco. :lol At least underneath your veil of sensitivity, you were entertaining.

... Uh, thanks?

Critically acclaimed?

Bwahahahahaha!

Hey, don't discount private critics. They're not as vocal as the ones in the newspaper, but they count! So do test groups!

This thread has been derailed. To get back on track: I've hated Garner since Daredevil. She's one of the shittiest actresses in Hollywood at the moment. She can't act. Her acting is always so stiff and forced, she's never once appealed to me as an actress.

Some people would say she's hot.

 

[AlphaSnake]

...


Some people would say she's hot.

She is sometimes. But not at the moment with her Elektra build still in full force. I preferred her in that 13 Going On 30 movie, or whatever it was called.

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

This chick is fuckin ugly as well, she should pay to make people take it

 

[Fifty]

This thread has been derailed. To get back on track: I've hated Garner since Daredevil. She's one of the shittiest actresses in Hollywood at the moment. She can't act. Her acting is always so stiff and forced, she's never once appealed to me as an actress.

She was great in 13 going on 30. She should do more parts like that. I like her on Alias. But this Daredevil/Elektra/bad bitch stuff is getting old. That said, she should star in a romantic comedy with Alpha Male and Serafitia. mmmmm.

 

[Amir0x]

All net proceeds for this item will be donated to The American Red Cross for Tsunami Relief

It's for a good cause so I approve