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Johnny Depp might be making a comeback

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I met a hot young girl who was also a bit psycho, but the fact she was a psycho that made her so hot. One moment before I wanted to choke her, one moment later I wanted to stick her against a wall and squeeze her big boobs.

Being psyco is a part of their hotness, that's why men dates crazy girls.
 

GoldenEye Samurai

Gold Member
Well, I hope Depp’s career can get back on track now. I thought Amber Heard was hot in the beginning of her career, but she’s not really appealing to me anymore and hasn’t been for a long time. Doesn’t really have anything to do with her problems with Johnny Boy either.
 
One moment before I wanted to choke her, one moment later I wanted to stick her against a wall and squeeze her big boobs.
Why not combine the two?

Hot (physically) women turn psycho because of how they get treated, I'm sure.
Fugly broads soon learn they will have to cultivate some sort of personality otherwise they get 0 attention. Hot chicks need defense mechanisms against the infinite onslaught of horny dudes.
 

Mahadev

Member
Can’t believe I was within milliseconds of opening a Daily Heil link.

Nothing to do with ‘woke’. They’re literally a newspaper previously run by Nazi sympathisers, and still using their propaganda methods:

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You eat chocolate, the nazis ate chocolate, you are a nazi.
 
I know right? When I heard about the shitting in his bed business, I just knew it. Bitch is crazy.
thats crazy GIF

I'm sorry for Johnny and I seriously hope he can make it back. But that's what happens when aging men start acting weird and leave their family for stupid hoes in their daughter's age. Poor sods 🤷‍♀️.
It’s true. Any attractive woman who is going to date a guy who could be her dad has issues. You can hook up with a woman like that, but if your 45 and some 24 year old is looking to date you, unless you’re Brad Pitt level good looking, she is going to be trouble.
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Is there anything out there that we need Johnny Depp in? I do not care about Depp or heard. I only care enough to make this post about how I don't care.
 

HarryKS

Member
I think she has hit a bit of a wall. Lack of melanin will do that to your skin.

Johny himself definitely hit that wall a while ago. He looks like he has alcohol poisoning.
 
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Karma Jawa

Member
You eat chocolate, the nazis ate chocolate, you are a nazi.
Chocolate hasn't directly copied Nazi propaganda headlines as far as I'm aware.

No point debating this. DM is a vile paper and as bad as The Guardian.

Oh and actual historical supporters of Hitler and openly antisemitic. That's a bit different to chocolate.
 

Mahadev

Member
Chocolate hasn't directly copied Nazi propaganda headlines as far as I'm aware.

No point debating this. DM is a vile paper and as bad as The Guardian.

Oh and actual historical supporters of Hitler and openly antisemitic. That's a bit different to chocolate.


I don't think you understand what "directly copied" means. Just because they happened to use the same phrase as some fucking newspaper in 1933 it doesn't mean they did it on purpose in some nefarious attempt to create some obscure dogwhistle.
 

Outlier

Member
Why is it that the hottest are always the craziest. Man, Amber has always been so freaking hot.
Because dumb men are attracted to hot girls and if the men have simp tendencies, they will kneel for a hot woman.

Problem is, when a woman KNOWS/thinks she's hot an can easily have her way, then she loses her sense of decorum, turning her into a monster.

Modern day feminism.
 

ManaByte

Gold Member
Apparently Disney is begging him to come back to POTC. Loosing that theme park money is starting to bring back practical thinking it seems. Will fantastic beasts 3 recant as well?

It‘d be hard for Fantastic Beasts 3 to recant as they’re already filming.

And the source of the “Disney begging him to come back” is a clickbait YouTube channel. Until somewhere like Variety or The Hollywood Reporter mentions it, it’s probably BS.
 

Karma Jawa

Member
I don't think you understand what "directly copied" means. Just because they happened to use the same phrase as some fucking newspaper in 1933 it doesn't mean they did it on purpose in some nefarious attempt to create some obscure dogwhistle.
Except they did.
 
Chocolate hasn't directly copied Nazi propaganda headlines as far as I'm aware.

No point debating this. DM is a vile paper and as bad as The Guardian.

Oh and actual historical supporters of Hitler and openly antisemitic. That's a bit different to chocolate.
The people who work for the paper TODAY in the Current Year of Our Lord 2021 ADCEXXX are literally the same people who were alive and working for the paper in the 1930's. They must be some sort of immortal vampires. Nazi vampires. Celebrity-chasing Nazi Vampires from Dimension XXX.

Imagine trying to deflect from Amber Turd to virtue signal over some rag.
 
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