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Disney Wants Johnny Depp Back for ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 6'
I still think you're wrong to call it Marvel like though, it's very different, just feels like you're grouping anything you don't like as "capeshit" which limits any actual decent complaint you could have.
Men_in_Boxes
Snake Oil Salesman
The only way you could believe that is if you knew all the movies I didn't enjoy and saw me label a majority of them cape****.
I mean, on this forum from what I've seen of you, yeah you do seem label movies you don't like as capeshit.
Men_in_Boxes
Snake Oil Salesman
I don't think even you believe that.
It feels like it, I can't think of anything else you've mentioned in a negative way that isn't to do with that word.
Men_in_Boxes
Snake Oil Salesman
The level of information you require before reaching a conclusion seems to be rather minimal.
Not my fault you overuse the word *shrugs*
j0hnnix
Member
Disney doesn't learn anything from their previous mistakes.
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Insane Metal
Member
Yup, that's an Irish womanDisney doesn't learn anything from their previous mistakes.
I don’t want to take away anything from Ayo Because she’s great but this ain’t it. And this is modern Disney in a nutshell. Johnny Depp is the Pirates franchise. If the want to pay him $40million dollars and he’s interested great but I have zero faith in anything they would try to release at this point regardless of who is in the film.Disney doesn't learn anything from their previous mistakes.
bitbydeath
Gold Member
JohnnyPhats
Member
They will want him to be scolded and talked down to by a LGBTQWTFBBQ woman POC. They’ll call it education.
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UnravelKatharsis
Member
They dropped him over Amber Heard allegations. He's already said he's not interested, I hope he goes a step further and tells them to get fucked.
I think they could get him back for just a few mill if they promise to include a scene where Jack has to flee from a blonde, psychotic hellwench that just shit on his hammock and is trying to throw hexes at him, then he swings over to another ship and leaves her on a sinking galleon, all aflame.
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
You need to watch more movies.
I recommend Fast Color, it's really good.
DUDE!!! I LOVED this movie!! It reminded me of all the books my Librarian mom let me check out from the library... the themes of parental overprotection, generational trauma and breaking those traumas for the next generation... I felt ALL of that! I also read some really adult books in my youth. LOL!
efyu_lemonardo
May I have a cookie?
I'm curious to see how they could top a Davy Jones semi-cg character 20 years after Dead Man's Chest.
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DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
They took their time for those effects... No rushing... THAT is how you do it!
ReBurn
Gold Member
MayauMiao
Member
Disney doesn't learn anything from their previous mistakes.
Disney: She is black, we fact checked it with Google Gemini.
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Men_in_Boxes
Snake Oil Salesman
Those all check out.You’ve misused it a lot.
If they are committed to a black pirate lead, then go all the way and have a ghost slave ship attacking all shipping. The lead is an escaped slave herself and has to rely on half remembered African folklore and religion to defeat the slave ship because the hosts of the slaves are after vengeance on ALL humans, not just the ones that imprisoned them, which of course turns out to be black Africans was well as the english/dutch/Portuguese or whatever. Could really explore the altantic slave trade but also tell a story of forgiveness and moving on.
But to take Anne Bonny and she DOESNT LOOK LIKE THIS
for shame Disney, for shame. Give us original characters if this is what you want to do, please!
Futaleufu
Member
Pirates starring Jesse Jane
dorkimoe
Gold Member
Thats how i feel everytime i see Pedro Pascal (who i like!) end up in every role. Like its ok to give new people a shot jesus.
SidViscous
Member
Out of curiosity how much does Disney pay you? Loved your work on the marvels btw!
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
If they are committed to a black pirate lead, then go all the way and have a ghost slave ship attacking all shipping. The lead is an escaped slave herself and has to rely on half remembered African folklore and religion to defeat the slave ship because the hosts of the slaves are after vengeance on ALL humans, not just the ones that imprisoned them, which of course turns out to be black Africans was well as the english/dutch/Portuguese or whatever. Could really explore the altantic slave trade but also tell a story of forgiveness and moving on.
But to take Anne Bonny and she DOESNT LOOK LIKE THIS
for shame Disney, for shame. Give us original characters if this is what you want to do, please!
To be fair, they said "inspired by"... not that it was the exact same person.
But there ARE famous black pirates they could draw from. Like Black Caesar.
Pejo
Member
Even if he accepts and gets put in the movie, he's 99% certain to get the modern "lead legacy male" treatment that Hollywood has been dishing out the past 5 years.
1. Make classic male character suddenly a buffoon.
2. New female lead shows him up while making him look incompetent/like a moron.
3. Does uncharacteristic stupid shit, probably dies.
I re-watched the whole Pirates franchise a few months ago and it was already happening by the 2nd one, and well before Elizabeth Swann was the Pirateking QUEEN it was already awful horseshit anyways.
I would 1000% say "no, go fuck yourself Disney" if I were Depp.
1. Make classic male character suddenly a buffoon.
2. New female lead shows him up while making him look incompetent/like a moron.
3. Does uncharacteristic stupid shit, probably dies.
I re-watched the whole Pirates franchise a few months ago and it was already happening by the 2nd one, and well before Elizabeth Swann was the Pirate
I would 1000% say "no, go fuck yourself Disney" if I were Depp.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
If they are committed to a black pirate lead, then go all the way and have a ghost slave ship attacking all shipping. The lead is an escaped slave herself and has to rely on half remembered African folklore and religion to defeat the slave ship because the hosts of the slaves are after vengeance on ALL humans, not just the ones that imprisoned them, which of course turns out to be black Africans was well as the english/dutch/Portuguese or whatever. Could really explore the altantic slave trade but also tell a story of forgiveness and moving on.
But to take Anne Bonny and she DOESNT LOOK LIKE THIS
for shame Disney, for shame. Give us original characters if this is what you want to do, please!
Black Sails is in my Top Ten Shows of All Time
diffusionx
Gold Member
Lol I wish I got Disney bucks, but this is just the formula for all their shit now.
Dirk Benedict
Member
He is on a winning streak. He should show how he’s bigger than them and that HE has moved on from THEM. He doesn’t even need the money and he can tell them to Fuck themselves in a different way than, Elon has.
Unknown Soldier
Member
LMAO your post lasted all of 90 minutes
Rumor - Disney Wants Johnny Depp Back for ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 6'
Daniel Richtman is reporting that the head honchos over at Disney are very interested in having Johnny Depp back as Captain Jack Sparrow, in a supporting role, for the 6th ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie. This is surprising news given that Disney has tried to steer far away from Depp in recent...
Musashipan
Member
He should ask for 10 times more money now
Laptop1991
Member
I'm not sure Johnny Depp would want to work with current Disney with their present writing talent, it won't be a very good script unless changes are made at writing and management level i would imagine.
That movie reaked....even my penis fell asleep.It was great.
Panajev2001a
GAF's Pleasant Genius
Say no Johnny, they want to give you The Last Jedi treatment, it is a trap
Daniel Richtman is reporting that the head honchos over at Disney are very interested in having Johnny Depp back as Captain Jack Sparrow, in a supporting role, for the 6th ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie.
This is surprising news given that Disney has tried to steer far away from Depp in recent years, and the actor himself hasn’t shown much interest in returning as Captain Jack Sparrow, especially after the mouse house originally canned him.
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Heimdall_Xtreme
Hermen Hulst Fanclub's #1 Member
Weren't those in Hollywood very proud? Fuck them...
TVexperto
Member
Why? It was the best movie
Fake
Member
The last one? hell no.
demigod
Member
Josh Allen would win more playoff games if he wore a cape****.
Men_in_Boxes
Snake Oil Salesman
This comment is cape****!
Toots
Gold Member
Flounder rizz king (as today's youth say )