bitbydeath
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I hope Will Smith is paying attention, because this is his future.
If Doug takes the stand it will be amazing. He argued the case for continuing a ban on plastic bags at his local council meeting and it was like one of his sets.Have they put Doug Stanhope on the stand yet?
Have they put Doug Stanhope on the stand yet?
My Wife’s ass is nicer. Plus she’s not crazy except one or two days out of the month.High standards here on GAF.
I hope Will Smith is paying attention, because this is his future.
Not for nothing but Chris could go back to Australia and be a fireman or something. No one would follow him around then.Hollywood is the gateway to a life of hell. I can't picture myself with celebrity status living a life behind walled gardens.
There was Chris Hemsworth spitting mad at the fact there were paparazzi at his house 24/7 even when he'd take out the trash there'd be cameras pointed at him. Your every move is documented. Seriously fuck that kind of living.
Court proceedings in general are boring, not like TV/Movies.So surreal to see these celebs in court when it's not a movie.
Kinda boring though
We need the lawyer from OJ fighting this injustice. If the poop does not stick, you must acquit.If shes gonna shit in her partners bed out of spite,she could have had least done something better than that. Like give them the Taco Bell Chernobyl elephant's foot dump. Just shows you the lack of effort in the relationship.
amber heard had to poop because johnny depp scared her with his toxic behaviour
it looks like a smithing stone from elden ringLooks like there's bits of corn in there.
Here we are discussing the actual shit of a famous Hollywood actress. What a time to be alive.
You sure?Dude he has been married for decades his wife is sinister as heck but not violent and nuts like this.
Yes. Jada is a mental manipulater, not a physical one. 50 times worse but with zero violence and way less evidence to use in court. She will cause him massive amounts of psychological harm and potential depression, and from everyone else's perspective if he acts on it, it's his own fault. That's way scarier than Amber.You sure?
I’d argue to be a mental manipulator you’d still be nuts. She might not be violent, (or maybe she is) but shitting on the bed, I wouldn’t rule that out.Yes. Jada is a mental manipulater, not a physical one. 50 times worse but with zero violence and way less evidence to use in court. She will cause him massive amounts of psychological harm and potential depression, and from everyone else's perspective if he acts on it, it's his own fault. That's way scarier than Amber.
Amber is simply that crazy chick at the bar that you know you shouldn't hook up with. Jada is the chick that will make you think you've approached her when she was already scoping you out days ago and set things up perfectly so that it would happen.
Yes, but it's like comparing Homelander to Stan Edgar.I’d argue to be a mental manipulator you’d still be nuts.
Well said, and I completely agree.I really didn't know much about his personal life until he took the stand today. Right now he comes off as relatable and sympathetic.
As an introvert myself, I understand why he talks with somewhat of low, slow and sometimes stutter. Also tries to avoid confrontations. When he talks about being uncomfortable, being stared at or center of attention. It's similar to how I feel. It's why I dislike surprise birthday parties or birthday parties for me, I'm just so uncomfortable being center of attention.
The things he does, like giving gifts and letting them free load at his Penthouses. It's in his nature to be nice and friendly, I feel he does it so that he doesn't want to be looked as a bad person.
I have a feeling Johnny Depp didn't want things to get this far, he seems to be a very private person and don't want the attention or air his laundry to the world. But he realized he finally needed to stand up and defend his self. He probably doesn't care if he loses this case as long as people can see the truth that he's not a bad person.
His wife is sinister as fuck.Dude he has been married for decades his wife is sinister as heck but not violent and nuts like this.
I really didn't know much about his personal life until he took the stand today. Right now he comes off as relatable and sympathetic.
As an introvert myself, I understand why he talks with somewhat of low, slow and sometimes stutter. Also tries to avoid confrontations. When he talks about being uncomfortable, being stared at or center of attention. It's similar to how I feel. It's why I dislike surprise birthday parties or birthday parties for me, I'm just so uncomfortable being center of attention.
The things he does, like giving gifts and letting them free load at his Penthouses. It's in his nature to be nice and friendly, I feel he does it so that he doesn't want to be looked as a bad person.
I have a feeling Johnny Depp didn't want things to get this far, he seems to be a very private person and don't want the attention or air his laundry to the world. But he realized he finally needed to stand up and defend his self. He probably doesn't care if he loses this case as long as people can see the truth that he's not a bad person.
Cause that bitch is crazy as hell.Why did she poop on the bed?
Nice ass and rack but I don’t like her elephant cankles.I'd just like to hold onto something... Heard has NOTHING to hold on to while slow dancing or just a normal grab at home ... This is just an example of a better booty than Heard's:
Nice ass and rack but I don’t like her elephant cankles.
Have you SEEN that ass though??? It's not A tier but a solid B+
dude that is a D- at best.
Thanks to Influencers for setting the scale...
Can't you guys just do us all a favor and move this philosophical discussion about what constitutes a great ass to the dedicated ass thread?Influencers set jack-shit. An Ass-Man with years of experience in examining the top pedigree can point out that-that ass is less than D tier.
She is a person who has to ride her facial looks to compensate for a lack of gluteus maximus. She's also bat-shit crazy. I downgrade that ass to Z tier.
She is a really bad actor and is pretending to look like a victim. Horrible overacting.Amber's look during his speech...she probably imagine more than 100 ways to harm him during that time.
What a psycho look, geez.
Hell yeah, man. She was pissed at not being written into his will. That’s slightly concerning, when you look at the following events or even just the age difference.Some of this is reminding me of the situation between Phil Hartman and his wife, who killed him and then took her own life. He refused to engage with her when she was angry, and it drove her past the point of all rational thought. When I think of it in those terms, Johnny's lucky to be alive today.
I hear you, but I dunno, he kinda seemed hard to break for the few minutes of cross examination yesterday.I worry that the defense is going to try to trip up Johnny and make him say something that isn't true.
I think she might be NPD as opposed to BPD. I've dealt with NPD her making him go to bed because she wants to sleep they are very controlling and they criticize everything about their victim.She's a classic BPD monster impossible to break up with while Depp is clearly a lifelong cross addict in denial. What a combo.
Those stories about escaping to a different house and her chasing after him banging at the door yelling at 4 am... I've been there myself. I'm definitely watching whatever comes today.
no? Trial is set for 6 weeksThe veridict comes out today?