You should jump in. This is seriously becoming spectacle of the year and I am fucking hooked. Highlights include:
- Heard shitting the bed purposely to spite Depp
- Disturbing audio of physical, mental and emotional abuse that is genuinely tough to sit through
- A wildly incompetent legal team representing Miss Heard displaying general courtroom buffoonery and led by none other than Disney-esque villain "Mr. Rottenborn" who objected to his own question (lol) and crossed swords on the stand with none other than Jack Sparrow himself!
- A diverse cast of characters on the witness stand including:
- a very dapper gentleman who found Depp's severed finger on the floor of an Australian estate
- a Boston-accented artist who was forced to describe the "torque" in which he kissed Amber Heard during greetings
- Heard's sassy British ex-assistant who threw Miss Heard under the bus and verbally smacked Rottenborn
- A masked LAPD officer who could not be less interested in being involved in this bullshit
- A devastatingly beautiful and intelligent forensic psychologist who presented damning test results concluding not only did Heard not have PTSD but she lied about it and her scores diagnose her as having borderline personality disorder
The show continues to deliver!
#deppthroat #mepoo #doyouknowthemuffinman