Velcro Fly
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Please tell me the website and whole movement is supposed to be satire
July is Heterosexual Awareness Month
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OrlanisWorks
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Is this like Holocaust Denial Month?
meltingparappa
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The monochromatic rainbow is absolute genius.
I feel like ours would be so boring in comparison though.
SteveWinwood
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its just... people walking
Only straight people can see in 3D!
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
I really hope it's satire.
We have this: http://www.straightprideuk.com/
And yes, it's real unless they are playing the long game.
And yes, it's real unless they are playing the long game.
shanshan310
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This website has been bugging me all afternoon 
As in, they wait years until they have tons of really homophobic followers AND THEN come out as a satire group? That's so ingenious I'm tempted to start my own group. The followers' reactions would be incredible.
As in, they wait years until they have tons of really homophobic followers AND THEN come out as a satire group? That's so ingenious I'm tempted to start my own group. The followers' reactions would be incredible.
Gay marriage undermines that basic family unit, he said, and that, in turn, hurts the economy."
Yeah, do they think any millennial is going to buy that bullshit? Fucking LMAO. We're not fucking 3 years old, we get what you're doing GOP. Fucking idiots.
Given that they blocked me on Twitter and the whole thing smells similar to the stink that stupid white people kick up over Black History Month I am fairly convinced that it's real.
I'd love to be proven wrong though!
I agree.
anotherVegan
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If only there was true equality and no discrimination, we wouldn't have a need for all of this nonsense.
Yup. Pretty soon the government is going to force all straight couples to divorce and force everyone to gay marry.
Yup. Pretty soon the government is going to force all straight couples to divorce and force everyone to gay marry.
shanshan310
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I heard scientists* say that our population is now DECREASING because being gay is so popular that no one is reproducing now. All because the media is in the pockets of liberal lefties.
Some gems from the Facebook page (warning: it WILL turn you into a cynical misanthropist):
"Gays do not reproduce. They recruit."
"...For all you Not so bright gays.....It was a heterosexual couple that gave you life......You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for straight sex....so show your ignorance....Let the world know how truly demented you are..."
"Sodomites hate themselves,their sexual partners,God,His Word,and everyone that doesn't bow down and approve their lifestyle of abomination..and then have the gall to call others haters!!! ouch!!"
"They use hate to try to destroy all the good marriage has done for us. They prefer to dwell on the negative (adultery, divorce) and act as if they're immune to such reality. Well, our marriages are the backbone of society because we integrate the sexes, and teach society that men and women are meant to be together in order to form a more perfect union. It doesn't matter what race, religion or culture you are because once you integrate the sexes, everything just naturally falls into place!"
" cant believe it has come to this. I mean having to fight for the normality of life and the rights of the majority! In now a age the minorities have all the rights even though its supposed to be a democratic system!"
"Everybody 'hates'me cause i'm gay! Wa wa wa..snif snif..(shut up,you hate yourself)..."
"Destroying iconic American traditions is a form of hate. The American Indian had their traditions eroded and they had to create a museum to preserve their cultural heritage. We're being treated like American Indians by those who believe that their culture is superior to ours and believe force and destruction is the best way to bulldoze the cultural traditions of those that have peacefully inhabited and populated our land. At one point, the American Indians were the majority."
"Wow and gays want straights to be tolerant!!!!! Why so many gays on the hetro page, and hating on straights?"
"You homo's are being racist bigoted Bullies!!!"
"fuckin homos bite the hands that help them...do they think they have enough to pass legislation on their own? A lot of heteros helped...but that should change, fuckers, your parents weren't gay, but they should have been...your homo ass wouldn't have been born."
"Marriage other than hetero marriage is NOT marriage in the known sense...it's a union of two people pretending to be human in form, but not in design..."
"[...] you wouldn't have been born if your mom and dad were homos. Thank a hetero next time you see one, for perpetuating mankind...even giving birth to the likes of you."
"[...] anal sex won't produce children,but it will make a mess and kill you from aids,ect; you really should have known..."
"The homos who come here are just angry because their sexuality leaves them feeling dirty, used, and unfulfilled. They try to fill their void by mimicking heterosexuals, pretending they are fighting some heroic battle, demanding everyone else dedicate their lives to them and hating on heteros and people of faith with their jealous rage. In the end, the homos are as lost as ever. Sad."
"Sodomite Pride? A short,sickly,life full of guilt,shame,and then worst of all; eternal life in the 'lake of fire'...tryin'to to help you,think about it before it happens to YOU!!"
I really really REALLY hope this is satire. And that the people who post this shit are joking. Seriously, someone please tell me this is a big joke.
"Gays do not reproduce. They recruit."
"...For all you Not so bright gays.....It was a heterosexual couple that gave you life......You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for straight sex....so show your ignorance....Let the world know how truly demented you are..."
"Sodomites hate themselves,their sexual partners,God,His Word,and everyone that doesn't bow down and approve their lifestyle of abomination..and then have the gall to call others haters!!! ouch!!"
"They use hate to try to destroy all the good marriage has done for us. They prefer to dwell on the negative (adultery, divorce) and act as if they're immune to such reality. Well, our marriages are the backbone of society because we integrate the sexes, and teach society that men and women are meant to be together in order to form a more perfect union. It doesn't matter what race, religion or culture you are because once you integrate the sexes, everything just naturally falls into place!"
" cant believe it has come to this. I mean having to fight for the normality of life and the rights of the majority! In now a age the minorities have all the rights even though its supposed to be a democratic system!"
"Everybody 'hates'me cause i'm gay! Wa wa wa..snif snif..(shut up,you hate yourself)..."
"Destroying iconic American traditions is a form of hate. The American Indian had their traditions eroded and they had to create a museum to preserve their cultural heritage. We're being treated like American Indians by those who believe that their culture is superior to ours and believe force and destruction is the best way to bulldoze the cultural traditions of those that have peacefully inhabited and populated our land. At one point, the American Indians were the majority."
"Wow and gays want straights to be tolerant!!!!! Why so many gays on the hetro page, and hating on straights?"
"You homo's are being racist bigoted Bullies!!!"
"fuckin homos bite the hands that help them...do they think they have enough to pass legislation on their own? A lot of heteros helped...but that should change, fuckers, your parents weren't gay, but they should have been...your homo ass wouldn't have been born."
"Marriage other than hetero marriage is NOT marriage in the known sense...it's a union of two people pretending to be human in form, but not in design..."
"[...] you wouldn't have been born if your mom and dad were homos. Thank a hetero next time you see one, for perpetuating mankind...even giving birth to the likes of you."
"[...] anal sex won't produce children,but it will make a mess and kill you from aids,ect; you really should have known..."
"The homos who come here are just angry because their sexuality leaves them feeling dirty, used, and unfulfilled. They try to fill their void by mimicking heterosexuals, pretending they are fighting some heroic battle, demanding everyone else dedicate their lives to them and hating on heteros and people of faith with their jealous rage. In the end, the homos are as lost as ever. Sad."
"Sodomite Pride? A short,sickly,life full of guilt,shame,and then worst of all; eternal life in the 'lake of fire'...tryin'to to help you,think about it before it happens to YOU!!"
I really really REALLY hope this is satire. And that the people who post this shit are joking. Seriously, someone please tell me this is a big joke.
Dr.Horrible
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I removed some folks from my FB feed last year who were legit about this thing. Absurd.
TheOohChild
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I'm sure gaining the support of the "sarcastic teenager" demographic will be a major foothold in the "war on marriage"
You don't have to fornicate in order to produce a child. See invitro fertilization. Sperm, Egg and pitri dish is the only way!
I find this more funny than anything, I love how they're turning themselves into the victims, also, FYI homophobic bigots, comparing yourselves to native americans is a huge insult to them, they got their rights trampled on and killed, w/e we're doing is not affecting you in the slightest, so cry me more salty tears, I love it.
Vermillion
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They'd probably just continue on without you :/
Devolution
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Needs more obvious dick in vagina.
Um, the infinity symbol is used for Poly people. They should probably not use that.
Jeff Albertson
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But I can still jack it to lesbian porn right?
If anything, I can agree with this.
SteveWinwood
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I guess it's technically a word, but my main problem with it is that it's a misnomer.
You Are Viewtiful
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It would be a sausage fest. Now that's some real oppression.
edit: I like the hetero flag with the heart.
Assuming this is linked to the facebook page of the same name. My fiancee likes the page just to get some good laughs out of it. It might as well be a satire page but from the posts her and I have seen, they've never shown to be kidding of making light of themselves so whos knows? Regardless, they are hilariously stupid from what I've seen.
legacyzero
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Yes, I am fully aware that I am Heterosexual-
Who would take run at Karl Urban anyway.
Actually, it would be better to call someone who has negative feelings against homosexuals as heterosexist, not homophobic.
CornBurrito
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I know I like to screw with you a lot Corn but I've got to say, this got a really good laugh out of me.
Gay men will marry your girlfriends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Sorta like that '80s after-school special, The Wave. Awesome.
Too bad this isn't satire.
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/straight
If anything, I can agree with this.
https://twitter.com/Edcrab_/status/349248592193654784
http://heterosexualawarenessmonth.com/
Some fun reading if you wish: Gay Marriage Will Destroy America as We Know It
They wrote that because if they wrote "I would much rather have two moms instead of a mom and a dad" they would have to end with "SAID ALMOST EVERY CHILD EVER"
Heterosexism seems to mean favoring opposite-sex relationships while treating same-sex relationships with indifference more than with hostility (what I got from wikipedia), while homophobia means having an aversion or fear to homosexual individuals, both mean different things but I can see how using the term homophobe exclusively can lead to problems. Not everyone who is a heterosexist is a homophobe but everyone who is a homophobe is also a heterosexist.
LightofRohan
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I hope one day me and my girlfriend can walk down the street without people shouting, "HEY STRAIGHTIES JESUS LOVES YOU" and exclaiming every time I kiss in public, "Get a room!".
I'm a hetero and I am a person to.
I'm a hetero and I am a person to.
Gordon Shumway
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Holy crap, that was funny..thanks, Gordo!
Isn't this what Colbert is doing to conservatives?
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