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[Escape Goat]

This thread is so straight.

 

[freenudemacusers]

This thread is so straight.

problem?

 

[Escape Goat]

problem?

I'd let you put your penis in my vagina but you'd enjoy it too much.

 

[Mercury Fred]

I think this is serious. We all know how pathetic it is when conservatives attempt humor, especially when they take a stab at being current. I'd guess these are all painful, failed attempts at creating memes that'll go viral. Pretty sad.

 

[Casimir]

Seems to be Juvenalian satire. But it could still be a legitimate pseudo religious argument against abnormal behavior.




It's moronic either way.

 

[Vice]

A very good troll. Until you see that they mention Ampd mobile as a sponsor.

 

[Regulus Tera]

The "animals don't read" poster sells it as satire.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

"Hetero lesson #52, don’t shove things up your ass"

um

I'm pretty sure this is satire. I hope this is satire.

 

[Monocle]

I can now say I am more aware of heterosexuality thanks to this thread.

Very educational.

i heard hetero men stick their dicks in ladies pee-pees, is this true or just a disgusting rumor

 

[cdyhybrid]

Have you ever tried not being straight?

I have no choice but to be straight when it's hard.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'd let you put your penis in my vagina but you'd enjoy it too much.

What about me? If I promise not to enjoy it too much?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'd let you put your penis in my vagina but you'd enjoy it too much.

 

[Demon Ice]

God dammit. July is my birth month. I don't want to share it with these idiotic bigots.

 

[Acorn]

Sigh.

 

[Horse Detective]

This isn't real. I'm sorry, but read through most of the posts on the website. There is just no way.

 

[squidyj]

I just.... I can't tell anymore. I can't tell who's making a satirical joke and who actually believes this bullshit on that facebook page. I don't think I'm cut out for the internet anymore, it's time for me to hang up my spurs.

 

[kehs]

I'm totally gonna have some hetero sex this month.

 

[toastyToast]

I was unaware that people could be unaware about heterosexuality as to require an entire month of education

 

[overcast]

Laughing so hard at this.

 

[Martian]

That dog however seems to be able to read.

Also this feels like a The Onion thing
Either way its said people are paying for this stuff

 

[DarkFlow]

I really don't understand the reading dog one, at all.

 

[hateradio]

This one made me laugh.

Well, now.

 

[Martian]

I really don't understand the reading dog one, at all.

Well they acknowledge animals have been know to participate in homosexual relations, but apperently humans are not like animals because we are able to read....

 

[Serpentine]

you straights chose this lifestyle

 

[Fantastical]

The website screams of a 50-year-old man trying to be hip.

 

[jambo]

Who the fuck sets an alarm for 1:50

Oppression doesn't give a shit what time it is!

 

[airmangataosenai]

Some of the posts on the first page remind me of stuff on literallyunbelievable.org

 

[JDSN]

Pretty shitty that heterosexuals are being systematically oppressed for simply standing up against this disgusting and inhumane gay agenda.

 

[Acid08]

FINALLY heterosexuals get some much needed recognition. It's always "homosexual" this and "trans" that. My right to live my life my way is constantly under fire from these people.

 

[Xavien]

I love this thread.

Carry On.

 

[MIMIC]

LOL, has to be satire.

 

[Mistouze]

I'll use the month to investigate how I am oppressed as an heterosexual male and I'll come back with my findings. Not going to be a busy month I guess.

 

[Jzero]

What's the flag for us straights?

 

[HappyBivouac]

"Finally, with this cool pencil hatching font we can get the hipster demographic to join our side!"

 

[Replicant]

Will you march with me?

Certainly. Can't stand seeing the oppressed. ;_;

We can hold hands. In straight manners, of course.

 

[Sickboy007]

We need some hetero icons and some jifs, stat.

 

[TheLaughingStock]

Can we have White History Month and Christian Appreciation Month too?

We party all throughout the year!

 

[SmokyDave]

I find myself generally aware of heterosexuals all year round, but I'll lay off on the lesbian porn this month to show some support.

 

[mr2xxx]

Finally our cause is is being heard. Hopefully those gay kids that called me a pussy eating hetero will learn how much they hurt me.

 

[i_am_ben]

Rot in Heaven you filthy heterosexuals!

 

[LordCanti]

I find myself generally aware of heterosexuals all year round, but I'll lay off on the lesbian porn this month to show some support.

I make no such commitment, but I'd just like to say that you're doing a good thing for your orientation.

 

[PairOfFilthySocks]

I wonder what colors heterosexual awareness month will use. LGBT awareness month stole them all!

 

[iapetus]

So is this genuine or of some sort of dig at homophobes by way of trying to label all heterosexuals homophobes? Its actually kind of offensive.

If it were satire, it would be having some sort of dig at homophobes by way of trying to label all homophobes as having the view that all heterosexuals should be homophobes.

Regretfully, I'm not sure it is.

 

[(._.)]

I wonder what colors heterosexual awareness month will use. LGBT awareness month stole them all!

The red blood of all the aborted unborn children

 

[Apath]

I wonder what colors heterosexual awareness month will use. LGBT awareness month stole them all!

Rock the grayscale, fellow Heteroytes!

 

[kewlmyc]

Please tell me this is a joke...

 

[obin_gam]

Their message board is almost as entertaining to read as that far right racist website I just forgot what it's called.

 

[Hermii]

Its about time heterosexual culture finally gets to be celebrated.

 

[Robot Pants]

Go procreation! Kinda. Well not really. Surplus population and all that. Humbug!
But fuck those posters.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

I think it's real going by the blog posts.

It's hard to tell tho, conservatism is indistinguishable from satire to normal people.