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[Spirit of Jazz]

Btw for all the build how could any of that ruined him?

That's what I was wondering.

 

[giancarlo123x]

Fucking cancel talking smack but put Renee to interview about this shit? Kill me

 

[Brian_FETO]

God that modern Hardyz merch is hideous

Surely this match has to be entertaining, right?

 

[blackaroni]

Well done.

 

[vatstep]

That wasn't carny enough for me. I wanted something truly batshit.

But oh god this interview later should be great

I'm sorry, what?

I'm also wondering what the hell this means

 

[RBH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiER8Mr6h2s

 

[Dick Justice]

I'm sorry, what?

Angle said this when referring to the idea of fucking Sharmell during his feud with Booker.

 

[MG310]

Still going with this being a Stephanie set up except Kurt went with it instead of resigning.

 

[Tom Nook]

lol Gable:

https://twitter.com/WWEGable/status/887130862181076993

Too bad Talking Smack got cancelled, he would have shoot.

 

[Hex]

If this was a real crowd we'd have #FTR chants

 

[ramoisdead]

Fuck (yeah) The Revival.

 

[avengers23]

Kurt Angle is down with the swirl.

Also:

 

[Anth0ny]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiER8Mr6h2s

LMAO this is spot on

 

[Officerrob]

I'm sorry, what?

Part of the Angle stalking Sharmell storyline had Angle saying he wanted to have beastiality sex with her...seriously

 

[slightconfuse]

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/887132803791560704

 

[Angry Grimace]

Jason Jordan: the Bastard born of Bestiality Sex

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Oh wikipedia:

Raw (2017–present)[edit]
On the July 17, 2017 episode of Raw, Jordan was revealed to be the son of Raw general manager Kurt Angle. Oh it's true. It's damn true.

 

[Tom Nook]

Wrestling sheet gave it away without us noticing it:

Holy shit!

 

[excelsiorlef]

Btw so you know you're going to have this reveal why don't you use those months to build up Jordan a bit instead of buying him lol.


We've been given zero reason to give a fuck about the not Charismatic Alpha

 

[ghostjoke]

Invasion angle (no pun intended) where all of Angle's bastards from over the years come to take over. Their theme can be "Papa Was a Rollin' Stone".

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Oh wikipedia:

That's good.

 

[blackaroni]

These dudes are tiny.

 

[darkside31337]

I don't think you can actually put a patent on a bulldog

 

[Angry Grimace]

Angle said this when referring to the idea of fucking Sharmell during his feud with Booker.

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/not-just-any-kind.mp3

 

[Hex]

Btw so you know you're going to have this reveal why don't you use those months to build up Jordan a bit instead of buying him lol.


We've been given zero reason to give a fuck about the not Charismatic Alpha

One of two things.....
A: It was supposed to be Shelton but he still has not signed even though he was expected to.

B; To make him less obvious

 

[peteykirch]

That was an interesting move

 

[ramoisdead]

Ha that oversell by Dash.

 

[DJChuy]

Did I miss Dixie?

She's the mom...or at least I hope so. They need to go all in.

 

[Dick Justice]

 

[shanafan]

I said to myself "I actually like this angle, it could be interesting. But don't go on GAF to ruin the moment."

Well, I failed

 

[Officerrob]

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/not-just-any-kind.mp3

I'll never understand how that made it onto TV

 

[UberTag]

One of two things.....
A: It was supposed to be Shelton but he still has not signed even though he was expected to.

B; To make him less obvious

How could they have even explained Shelton given that Kurt mentored him as part of Team Angle for years?

 

[GrimmGrinn]

Watch when they just swap Jason with Shelton as AA and didn't bat an eye

 

[excelsiorlef]

One of two things.....
A: It was supposed to be Shelton but he still has not signed even though he was expected to.

B; To make him less obvious

Shelton is way too old.


Less obvious just meant no one gave a fuck.

I wonder if it was going to be Gable but then changed their minds to swerve the obvious


Dixie Carter honestly would have been more entertaining

 

[Sweeney Tom]

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/887132803791560704

I'll only believe him if he's booked for next year's Mania weekend show

 

[rrc1594]

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/not-just-any-kind.mp3

Wow

 

[giancarlo123x]

I said to myself "I actually like this angle, it could be interesting. But don't go on GAF to ruin the moment."

Well, I failed

They ruined it all on their own. Many other ways to bring Jordan over.

 

[Hidden One]

SD only has three tag teams left.

 

[Bubba T]

Angle said this when referring to the idea of fucking Sharmell during his feud with Booker.

Part of the Angle stalking Sharmell storyline had Angle saying he wanted to have beastiality sex with her...seriously

This must of been around the time I stopped watching WWE...I'm glad I did.

 

[excelsiorlef]

She's the mom...or at least I hope so. They need to go all in.

Two white people having a biological black child would be different

 

[Tom Nook]

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/not-just-any-kind.mp3

Wow....

 

[somedevil]

SD only has three tag teams left.

Actually 4.

I wonder now if Gable will be a singles wrestler or Shelton is his new partner.


edit: Its not Sharmell because Jordan would be only 12. Angle had him when he was 20.

 

[UberTag]

SD only has three tag teams left.

And one of those teams is the Colons. The New Day and the Usos are going to be feuding forever.

(Yeah, you forgot about Breezango. It's okay.)

The Hype Bros are officially broken up now?

I suppose Harper and Rowan could always start tagging again.

 

[Hidden One]

Actually 4.

I wonder now if Gable will be a singles wrestler or Shelton is his new partner.

Is the hype bros still a thing?

 

[shanafan]

And one of those teams is the Colons. The New Day and the Usos are going to be feuding forever.

(Yeah, you forgot about Breezango. It's okay.)

And the Ascension.

 

[Tom Nook]

Is the hype bros still a thing?

Breaking up soon.

 

[Officerrob]

This will eventually lead to Jordan turning on a tearful Angle saying he's not really his son, and only used him to further his career. I'm guessing sometime next year

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

SD only has three tag teams left.

New day

Usos

Breezango

And I think ascension

Oh wnd hype bro

 

[shanafan]

This will eventually lead to Jordan turning on a tearful Angle saying he's not really his son, and only used him to further his career. I'm guessing sometime next year

Yeah, pretty much. As long as it elevates Jordan somehow, totally fine with this.

 

[Ithil]

One of two things.....
A: It was supposed to be Shelton but he still has not signed even though he was expected to.

B; To make him less obvious

How could Shelton be his illegitimate son? Did Kurt have him when he was six?