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July Wrasslin' |OT| ALT+CTRL DELETE DELETE DELETE NERO, IT'S OVAH!

So I'm sitting here listening to ¡Adios Amigos! for the first time in ages, right? And BAM! I totally forgot about "The Crusher". That's WrassleGAF's theme, right?

P.S. Enjoy Marky's shirt, Sonic broz.



Fave Five Wrasslers -- go!

P.S. You need some match suggestions, pal? You're one of us now.
I don't watch wrasslin D:


WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
 
CWC? Those cruiserweights can cruiserWAIT
Edit: brother

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Zach

Member
I better just post the lyrics to "The Crusher" since it's totally on-topic.

Now I want to wrestle in the garden
I'm on my way to stardom
I know I'm ready, I know I'm great
But first I've got to get in shape!

Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear
Gonna tear him up, I swear
This guy, thinks he's the champion
Gonna take his belt, gonna beat him!

I'm the Crusher, king of the ring

I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear
Gonna pile drive him, pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use, on that punk!

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you're my victim you're beaten
I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine
Powerful and strong, like King Kong!

I'm the Crusher, king of the ring

Started having second thoughts I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was me hearing the bell
I mean the Russian Bear, could probably tear
Me limb from limb

He'd probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not, good for my health
I'm not comin' outta this dressing room
And get beaten up, by that goon!

Go back to Russia
Go back home
Don't want to get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
I ain't gonna hide under the bed!

I'm the Crusher, king of the ring

Yeah!
 
Would you guys be cool with Big Show coming out to congratulate the CWC winner and then giving him the KO punch and yelling "I'M A GIANT"
 
He should. Whaddya do after
Nak
wins? If
Joe
wins you can milk 1 more rematch than you could if
Nak
won.
I agree
Joe and Nak
need to get to the main roster ASAP. Can't waste theseyears on Full Sail.
I'm actually wondering if Nak wins so Joe can go to the main roster. I think Hunter sees Balor marketing in him in NXT until next year. Besides, they need to build someone big to take over after Nak.
 

Tagyhag

Member
Kota was expected, but fuck yeah.

I still really hope
we get Zack Sabre Jr. Is the CWC already fully taped?
 

Kaiterra

Banned

I saw this when I was at work. So. XEROX MOTHERFUCKER.

Friend Neovince, good looking out in that Pokemon Go thread. I was going nuts seeing the flood of negativity from the jump in that one. I give you a lot of shit but I know you're a good dude when it comes down to it.


Sounds great, I'm glad you had a good time.
 
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