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broz0rs

broz0rs

Member
The Talk is Jericho podcast with AJ, Gallows, and Anderson was a riot. AJ's impressions of Ric Flair and the Honky Tonk Man were gold.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Menome said:
Pfft, all these "drugs on a pole match". Put some real stakes on it, make it a Free Mulligan For Next Drugs Test on a pole.
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If you wanted a real fight it would be a bottle of Dean Ambrose's piss on a pole.
 
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bjork

Member
Menome said:
Depends on where it falls on the hair-growth chart from "Teenager's first wispy moustache" to "Wookiee".
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Stand in tub
One foot up on edge of tub
Bend forward
Reach back
Shave

Also if you're doing that first, make sure you have another razor for the front. Never go ass to balls.
 
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Striker

Member
KingBroly said:
So WWE is like 'well, Brock hasn't competed since Mania, so we aren't testing him.'

What shit
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Sure there are a select number of people that do not test. Triple H probably never has. The Rock wasn't when he returned. Brock isn't and he would laugh at them anyway.
 
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bjork

Member
Kreayshawn did a photo shoot for playboy. No nudity, just baby kreay looking great in clothes as usual.

Also, Brock cheated? They ought to just let guys do the drugs.
 
UberTag

UberTag

Member
Data West said:
I love that they'rre not even pretending with the Enzo & Cass tag team

Ezno gets beat up
Commentators: 'AW NOW YOU DONE FIRED UP CASS YOU DONT WANT TO BE IN THE RING WITH HIM NOW'
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Can't wait until these two are finally separated in the draft on Tuesday so Vince can give Big Cass the hoss push he's been chomping at the bit for.
 
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oddjobs

Member
This Cruiserweight Anthology-collection on the network has a bunch of weird, cool stuff in it.

Just watched TAKA, Dick Togo & Men's Teioh vs. Gran Naniwa, Gran Hamada and Great Sasuke from some random old ECW show. Hamada looked like a fucking boss.

Now it's some random AAA dudes (Histeria vs. Venum Black) going at it on Shotgun Saturday Night.

I wonder who curated this?
 
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bjork

Member
Ultratech said:
Then...what could it be?

HGH, Steroids, some other substance unknown to man?
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venom

r4qyZN3.gif
 
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avengers23

Banned
Evolve 64 tonight!
EVOLVE Championship Match: Timothy Thatcher (c) vs. Marty Scurll

Roderick Strong vs. Matt Riddle

Drew Galloway vs. Drew Gulak

Johnny Gargano vs. Cedric Alexander

Zack Sabre Jr. vs. TJ Perkins

Tracy Williams vs. Fred Yehi vs. Tony Nese vs. Darby Allin

Ethan Page vs. Wheeler Yuta
 
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slightconfuse

Banned
avengers23 said:
Evolve 64 tonight!
EVOLVE Championship Match: Timothy Thatcher (c) vs. Marty Scurll

Roderick Strong vs. Matt Riddle

Drew Galloway vs. Drew Gulak

Johnny Gargano vs. Cedric Alexander

Zack Sabre Jr. vs. TJ Perkins

Tracy Williams vs. Fred Yehi vs. Tony Nese vs. Darby Allin

Ethan Page vs. Wheeler Yuta
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Strong vs Riddle should be great
 
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Recall

Member
oddjobs said:
This Cruiserweight Anthology-collection on the network has a bunch of weird, cool stuff in it.

Just watched TAKA, Dick Togo & Men's Teioh vs. Gran Naniwa, Gran Hamada and Great Sasuke from some random old ECW show. Hamada looked like a fucking boss.

Now it's some random AAA dudes (Histeria vs. Venum Black) going at it on Shotgun Saturday Night.

I wonder who curated this?
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You mean the match on ECW's debut PPV because there isn't any other content with Michinoku Pro guys in ECW on the network is there?
 
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Bluekaveli

Member
This is before it came out that Ibushi was signed


Ibushi : I felt something difficult to wrestle in WWE. How can I say… It was “taping”, so we have to focus on viewers rather than the fans in the arena. You know what I mean? The camera is located at no fans area. So we have to appeal to the direction. I have been wrestling for the fans in the arena. So it was a little bit difficult.

Ibushi : I don’t understand English at all. But I can understand the nuance and use body language. So I can communicate. lol.

Ibushi : I got more reaction from fans in US than in Japan. I think it is easier to wrestling in US.

Ibushi : I will wrestle in WRESTLE-1 Yokohama Bunka Gym Hall on August 11th. And DDT has a big show at Ryogoku Sumo Hall on August 25th. But if I go forward to CWC, I wouldn’t wrestle the show.

Ibushi : I don’t think I will be full timer in WWE at all. I have a lot of things left in Japan. I want to wrestle in Japan.

Ibushi : What did I leave in Japan? I can’t say that… but the one who I wrestled against and with before.
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http://enuhito.com/eng/?p=545


Kinda crazy, eh?
 
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klonere

Banned
So what's it gonna be

1) Tainted supplement
2) Doctor injected me with some shit I dunno
3) Steroids in the meat of the animals I kill and devour
4) Randy Orton tainted my supplements
5) Vince told me to
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
klonere said:
So what's it gonna be

1) Tainted supplement
2) Doctor injected me with some shit I dunno
3) Steroids in the meat of the animals I kill and devour
4) Randy Orton tainted my supplements
5) Vince told me to
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6) Do something about it.
 
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Sweeney Tom

Banned
bjork said:
Hey hey, now. Don't use "you guys" as a blanket for the whole thread.
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By the end of the fight everyone who commented on the fight in here was cheering and vocally pro-him and his [No Contest]

Also this now makes UFC 200 and Mania the two biggest event clusterfucks of the year.

Mania: 7 hours of nonstop shit
UFC 200: Their female champ hero (Ronda) they wanted for the show got KO'd, lost her belt, and bailed to film. The person who beat her lost in the main event. Their first scheduled main event was fucked up when their champ hero (Jones), who fucked up and was coming back for redemption, fucked up again and tested positive. Their second scheduled main event was fucked up when their returning hero (Brock) fucked up and tested positive, voiding the result. And the Jones replacement fighter was also someone who recently tested positive.
 
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bjork

Member
50 coolest nicknames from wwe.com, I'll save you the click.

- The Beast from the East
- The Glamazon
- The Rated-R Superstar
- The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla
- The Man That Gravity Forgot
- The Samoan Bulldozer
- The Animal
- The World's Strongest Man
- The Brain
- The Bad Guy
- The Mouth of the South
- The Man of 1,000 Holds
- The Living Legend
- The Viper
- The Dirtiest Player in the Game
- The King of Kings (this is not Jesus)
- The 8th Wonder of the World
- The Heartbreak Kid
- The Champ
- Dr. Death
- The Deadman
- The Excellence of Execution
- The Next Big Thing
- Big Cat
- The Boss
- The Eater of Worlds
- The Devil's Favorite Demon
- Big Poppa Pump
- The Human Suplex Machine
- The Mastodon
- The Charismatic Enigma
- The World's Most Dangerous Man
- The Russian Nightmare
- The Masterpiece
- The Anvil
- The Man Who Made Milwaukee Famous
- The First Lady of Wrestling
- Mr. No Days Off
- Macho Man
- Hot Rod
- The American Dream
- The Texas Rattlesnake
- Mrs. Foley's Baby Boy
- The Samoan Submission Machine
- The People's Champion
- Captain Charisma
- Latino Heat
- The Japanese Buzzsaw
- The Toast of the Coast

There is no Big Daddy Cool, so fuck this list. Also "The Walking Riot" was good as was "the One-Man Crime Spree" but where are they?
 
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Tagyhag

Member
bjork said:
50 coolest nicknames from wwe.com, I'll save you the click.


There is no Big Daddy Cool, so fuck this list. Also "The Walking Riot" was good as was "the One-Man Crime Spree" but where are they?
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No cerebral assassin but charismatic enigma is in?

For shame Trips.
 
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