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Zach

Member

#TeamNVM
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
 

styl3s

Member
Why would Shane get the first pick?

And why would Steph pick Bryan?
Why wouldn't Shane get to pick first? And what if Bryan is just there to be a SD commentator or just to be there to hype the draft. Maybe Steph panics when Shane picks HHH.

HHH is all about the future like Shane. Team Shane/Hunter baby.
 
Yeah that's better.

This one if you cut out AJ and Sammy, would also be improved.
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Has this Tombstone ever been topped?
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hero's are usually pretty nasty
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member

#TeamNVM
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews


#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Surprised neither of you guys chose Cena. He's number 2 on my list and in anyone's list. Styles is number 1.

Reason I haven't picked him is most of my top guys so far have had feuds with Cena, so I wanted Zach to grab him as it may serve his roster better.

However he has Kane. Kane and Cena are magic.
 

Zach

Member
#TeamNVM
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac
10. John Cena
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
#TeamNVM
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. Shinsooky Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac
10. John Cena

Zach, you can't take my Big E.
 
Why wouldn't Shane get to pick first? And what if Bryan is just there to be a SD commentator or just to be there to hype the draft. Maybe Steph panics when Shane picks HHH.

HHH is all about the future like Shane. Team Shane/Hunter baby.
It's been confirmed Raw gets first pick. Also three picks to Smackdown's two.

Can't see why Steph wouldn't pick her husband first.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
I had to hold back laughter. I seriously almost guffawed at my desk. I don't even know if I've seen them in a match together. It's just a hilarious sentence.

Whoa, you didn't get to see the "Embrace the Hate" arc?

It's quality, lemme tell ya. You ever seen Zack Ryder change a tire?
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Just thinkin' about how amazing it would be to get #BROKEN Matt Hardy back in WWE in a feud with Demon Kane.

Or even better. A tag team.
 

Toki767

Member
Why wouldn't Shane get to pick first? And what if Bryan is just there to be a SD commentator or just to be there to hype the draft. Maybe Steph panics when Shane picks HHH.

HHH is all about the future like Shane. Team Shane/Hunter baby.

NXT HHH is not the same character as Raw HHH.
 

Zach

Member
#TeamNVM
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac (Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Lex Luger in a wheelchair)
10. John Cena
11. Sasha Banks
12. American Alpha
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
#TeamNVM
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac (Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Lex Luger in a wheelchair)
10. John Cena
11. Sasha Banks
12. American Alpha
 

Heel

Member
#TeamNVM
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac (Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Lex Luger in a wheelchair)
10. John Cena
11. Sasha Banks
12. American Alpha

Randy Orton sits nervously in the draft ballroom, having fallen out of the lottery and missing every pre-draft projection. Have the injuries scared off the GMs? He continues to plummet.

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Barrage

Member
My assumption on why they don't put all the women on one show:

All women on one show would mean all the women on one touring cycle of house shows. That means either you have ten women wrestling a show every night, or some women aren't gonna be working/getting paid.

Shitty and inefficient for TV, but I don't know if there's a way around it.
 

Zach

Member
#TeamNVM
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac (Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Lex Luger in a wheelchair)
10. John Cena
11. Sasha Banks
12. American Alpha
13. Enzo and Cass
14. Asuka
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
My assumption on why they don't put all the women on one show:

All women on one show would mean all the women on one touring cycle of house shows. That means either you have ten women wrestling a show every night, or some women aren't gonna be working/getting paid.

Shitty and inefficient for TV, but I don't know if there's a way around it.

This is why I'm letting Zach get the women. They need dedicated time, not a half measure.

And jesus, I would make a terrible GM. Forgot About Randy.
 

Fox318

Member
Randy Orton sits nervously in the draft ballroom, having fallen out of the lottery and missing every pre-draft projection. Have the injuries scared off the GMs? He continues to plummet.

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Ballroom?

He's in the bathroom doing lines with Roman
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
#TeamNVM - GM: Jon Taffer
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami
14. Randy Orton
15. Braun Strowman

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac (Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Lex Luger in a wheelchair)
10. John Cena
11. Sasha Banks
12. American Alpha
13. Enzo and Cass
14. Asuka

I hate how much of my roster is from people who cut their teeth in NXT for a year or two. My focal point is to create new matchups and interesting matchups, many "David vs Goliath" setups (Balor vs Strowman, Crews vs Lesnar, etc)
 

Zach

Member
#TeamNVM
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami
14. Ace Cowboy Bob Orton, Jr., Jr.
15. Braun Strowman

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac (Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Lex Luger in a wheelchair)
10. John Cena
11. Sasha Banks
12. American Alpha
13. Enzo and Cass
14. Asuka
15. Becky Lynch
16. The Rock's one appearance of the year
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
#TeamNVM - GM: Jon Taffer
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami
14. Randall K Orton
15. Braun Strowman
16. The Dudleys
17. Mark Henry

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac (Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Lex Luger in a wheelchair)
10. John Cena
11. Sasha Banks
12. American Alpha
13. Enzo and Cass
14. Asuka
15. Becky Lynch
16. The Rock's one appearance of the year

Work is over, so I await your last pick, Zach, and your (and anyone else's) final thoughts on which is the more compelling show.
 
Seems a bit harsh, but in a way, no lies. I mean, this isn't a good matchup. It's hard to justify spending time with ROH aside from special events that are different, yet they're still mired in the same muck they can't seem to get their boots out of.

I think the Cedric Alexander think is pretty emblematic of their current state: he leaves ROH where he's done sweet fuck all and been presented in such a way that no one really gave a shit about him and immediately becomes a huge deal, winning over an unfamiliar crowd and likely earning a shot in WWE in the process.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
My list and my six month plan for my show:
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami
14. Randall K Orton
15. Braun Strowman
16. The Dudleys
17. Mark Henry

Joey Samoey gets the championship belt via tournament (why not, it works) - and we spend 3 months bouncing smaller people off of him to get it, but ultimately, Mark Henry destroys him to get a Farewell Tour where he beats everyone, forever, and then the show ends due to bad ratings with Mark Henry as your final champion.
 

Toki767

Member
I don't see why HHH would go with Shane when in and out of Kayfabe he and Steph are happily married. It's not like he can force Triple H to be his general manager.

Shane can't.

But Vince could.

Joey Samoey gets the championship belt via tournament (why not, it works) - and we spend 3 months bouncing smaller people off of him to get it, but ultimately, Mark Henry destroys him to get a Farewell Tour where he beats everyone, forever, and then the show ends due to bad ratings with Mark Henry as your final champion.

This is basically how ECW ended. Completely ignoring Christian and Ezekiel Jackson being champions after.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
My list and my six month plan for my show:
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami
14. Randall K Orton
15. Braun Strowman
16. The Dudleys
17. Mark Henry

Joey Samoey gets the championship belt via tournament (why not, it works) - and we spend 3 months bouncing smaller people off of him to get it, but ultimately, Mark Henry destroys him to get a Farewell Tour where he beats everyone, forever, and then the show ends due to bad ratings with Mark Henry as your final champion.

Yep, totally watching this show.
 

Zach

Member
#TeamNVM - GM: Jon Taffer
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami
14. Ace Cowboy Bob Orton, Jr., Jr.
15. Braun Strowman
16. The Dudleys
17. Mark Henry

#TeamZach (GM: imbask)
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Rusev
3. It's Bayley!
4. The Big Show
5. Seth Rollins
6. Roman Reigns
7. Charlotte
8. Demon Kane
9. The New Day Wolfpac (Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Lex Luger in a wheelchair)
10. John Cena
11. Sasha Banks
12. American Alpha
13. Enzo and Cass
14. Asuka
15. Becky Lynch
16. The Rock's one appearance of the year
17. Sami Zayn
18. Boogie Knights
 

styl3s

Member
I don't see why HHH would go with Shane when in and out of Kayfabe he and Steph are happily married. It's not like he can force Triple H to be his general manager.
Maybe HHH isn't happy with how Steph has been conducting business? Vince wants a shake up and a fight and if Shane picks HHH and HHH is like naw you think Vince isn't going to say YOU'RE GOING TO SMACKDOWN OR YOU'RE FIRREED
 

Chopper

Member
So who are the possible Raw GM contenders?

Obviously HHH. Foley? Nash? Sting? SCSA?! Edge? Heyman? Mark Henry in his salmon pink suit?

I'm pulling for Tazz. I'd mark out so fucking hard.
 

Cagey

Banned
My list and my six month plan for my show:
1. AJ Styles
2. Luke Harper
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Finn Balor
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. Samoas Joe (repackaged as a Girl Scout)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Big E
9. Apollo Crews
10. [racism redacted] Nak America
11. Brock Lesnar
12. R-Truth
13. Hideo Itami
14. Randall K Orton
15. Braun Strowman
16. The Dudleys
17. Mark Henry

Joey Samoey gets the championship belt via tournament (why not, it works) - and we spend 3 months bouncing smaller people off of him to get it, but ultimately, Mark Henry destroys him to get a Farewell Tour where he beats everyone, forever, and then the show ends due to bad ratings with Mark Henry as your final champion.
This is everything to me. You're a hero. You the real MVP.

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