Shit, I wish, lol.
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July Wrasslin |OT| The Game, The Kane, The Pain, and The Insane (AJ)
- Thread starter G-Fex
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Are you really going to go there... when you're a Kane mark?
Pristine_Condition
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Just rewinded the bit with D-Bry's facial expression.
LOL
I'm now convinced that D-Bry, Punk and Jerricho are having some sort of contest in the backstage area to see who can get the most ridiculous, HBJ-style expression/reaction shot on TV. Punk has been hamming it up too.
LOL
I'm now convinced that D-Bry, Punk and Jerricho are having some sort of contest in the backstage area to see who can get the most ridiculous, HBJ-style expression/reaction shot on TV. Punk has been hamming it up too.
OHHHHHH!!! You furry loving fool! You're lucky I'm a man of my word, and I respect the deal I made with Persp!
SquashMatch
Member
It will be a small crowd but I have heard nothing but good things about the shows. The wrestlers are supposedly really cool guys and will talk quite a bit with fans. Plus with the BFG series House show matches count in he point standings so that is a big plus.
Dark Ninja
Member
AHJHWHJDLHKSAYOIYVCVNAMOI YAAA - The Great Khali
That AVGN type "
" face Punk pulls is hilarious.Ravensmash
Member
I'd love to be a fly on the wall during creative's meetings....
You know, WWE can still have poor weeks that provide entertainment throughout. Tonight was just mediocre in every sense of the word.
Squash matches
Tag matches that have made up rules
A soap opera that's dragging on and is going in circles
Raw GM 'angle' being destroyed even further
Ugh.
You know, WWE can still have poor weeks that provide entertainment throughout. Tonight was just mediocre in every sense of the word.
Squash matches
Tag matches that have made up rules
A soap opera that's dragging on and is going in circles
Raw GM 'angle' being destroyed even further
Ugh.
You missed more BJ, I mean, AJ, action!
A wolf is not a furry, we have been over this many times. So keep sniffing that cokane.
I will, thank you very much!
Tonight, we got 5 different squash matches about a minute each. We got 9 minutes of wrestling not involving Cena tonight. That's less than 15%. Even including Cena, RAW had about 25% of its time spent on actual wrestling. That's 1 quarter of a show spent on what it's supposed to be about.
IC_Champion
Member
Looks like you guys got more than you bargained for.
Alright, so which promotion is the most entertaining right now? The only ones I really know are...
WWE
TNA
ROH
Dragon Gate
NJPW
Evolve
Just checked that Kevin Steen is the current ROH champ. Good for him! Wicked heel. Not sure what's been happening in Dragon Gate lately, but they've never let me down.
WWE
TNA
ROH
Dragon Gate
NJPW
Evolve
Just checked that Kevin Steen is the current ROH champ. Good for him! Wicked heel. Not sure what's been happening in Dragon Gate lately, but they've never let me down.
Dark Ninja
Member
You can watch the Punk, Bryan, AJ segments and skip all of Raw and you wont miss a thing
Hey, the word "wrestling" has very little to do with WWE anymore. You missed the part where the focus is on sports ENTERTAINMENT. That can mean anything from comedy skits to long interviews, to in-ring drama.
Dark Ninja
Member
Khali and Big Show
and Hornswaggle.....see, I just made it worse.
IC_Champion
Member
So, does it get better or worse from now on?
Dark Ninja
Member
i agree hornswaggle is the worst
Everytime theres some sort of surprise superstar that you might get excited for Khali walks out....
Worse John Cena is going back to the Main Event. Punk loses his title to Cena or Bryan gets jobbed to Cena. Both Punk and Bryan go back to being ignored for the most part until Mania is over
NJPW has the lead. TNA has one bad storyline but everything else has been gangbusters. Chikara is in a transition phase with maybe the loss of Del Ray to WWE, PWG has put up good shows, Dragon Gate is gonna be Dragon Gate. Evolve is fine, ROH is going through some things. WWE is in a very bad slump...outside of AJ-Chan.
Can't get any worse than tonight. It was so bad not even Heavy has come to defend this shit. But as usual, WWE will prove me wrong when Cena wins MITB and cashes in on Punk/Bryan after their match.
Master Thespian
Member
75/25 rule, brah
PWG as always
#Goatface.
I'll give Bryan and Punk credit: They tried to make this work. But you can only polish a turd so much.
Dark Ninja
Member
Her and Bryan are going back to Smackdown because JOHN CENA, BROCK LESNAR and HHH are here for SUMMERSLAM!!!
While she's talented enough to carry a story, in the current climate of the WWE I don't know where she's supposed to go if she ends the story and any involvement with Bryan or Punk.
SquashMatch
Member
WWE is flat out awful, ROH is in a slump right now, NJPW always has great matches but I dont speak Japanese so I know nothing of their angles, Chikara is severely underrated, I had never heard of it before WrassleGAF and I really like it a lot, TNA is very, very good right now sans one awful storyline, but even that awful storyline led to an exceptional match at the PPV on Sunday. I am afraid TNA wont keep it up though because people are still skeptical and dont watch the show. It is a shame. The other companies I cant comment on because I dont really watch them.
I'll give Bryan and Punk credit: They tried to make this work. But you can only polish a turd so much.
Yeah, it's a thin story going in circles, but I will commend AJ, Bryan and Punk for actually selling the storyline, cheesy as it is. They're committed to it, which is more than I can say for Cena who basically ignores storylines.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
This is amazing.
Here is how the match will be booked Sunday....
AJ screws them both throughout the match.
One of them gets a deciding blow but AJ has her hand up before counting three.
Cena's music hits and he is cashing in money in the bank during the match to make it a triple threat.
AJ allows it and Cena wins in record time.....preferably 18 seconds.
End result = AJ screws them both, doesn't give a damn about Cena, match is all about her.
AJ screws them both throughout the match.
One of them gets a deciding blow but AJ has her hand up before counting three.
Cena's music hits and he is cashing in money in the bank during the match to make it a triple threat.
AJ allows it and Cena wins in record time.....preferably 18 seconds.
End result = AJ screws them both, doesn't give a damn about Cena, match is all about her.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Flawless victory.
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
AJ is really working for Cody Rhodes.
IC_Champion
Member
*chuckle* Didn't he?
Thank you for this reference.
MegaKungFuRadio
Member
The streak is over!
I forgot to mention, this would also lead to an awkward moment with AJ seducing Cena to be with the champ, her acknowledging his divorce on TV, and Cena probably providing us with a sequel to the Cena/Eve gif.