Professor Beef
Banned
YES! RYBACK TIME!!
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July Wrasslin |OT| The Game, The Kane, The Pain, and The Insane (AJ)
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Skiptastic
Member
Holy shit, Ryback fighting someone other than jabronis??? WHAT???
I guess because he's only a dickhead to heels? It's the WWE mentality that you can be a heel just by being an asshole to the audience and then a face by being an asshole to heels. You're absolutely right, though. He's a fucking worse GM than Vickie, but he's a face because he does good things for faces.
Nocturnowl
Member
Ryback has stepped up his jobber game, i'm excited!
cr_blah_blah
Member
I don't know why but I like Ryback jamming out to his own theme song.
I expect this to come up in his eventual match with Bryan down the road.
Keyser Soze
Member
FEED THEM MORE
They're in Texas, local guys might be illegal.
Dark Ninja
Member
Ryback already fought an employee it was at a PPV he fought Camacho.
Master Thespian
Member
Please get this man a better finisher.
Professor Beef
Banned
MORE
POWER
POWER
Nocturnowl
Member
Ryback's finisher kind of looks as if he slips over due to his silly marching.
Officerrob
Banned
What month will Ryback finally not face a jobber or have a match longer than 90 seconds?
SousedLouse
Member
Hey, you can't do that to Curt Hawkings! He's a former Tag Team Champ-
Y'know what? Nevermind.
Y'know what? Nevermind.
cr_blah_blah
Member
I love Ryback swinging around as fast as possible to face camera side so he can scream non-sense at it
Lol! It's like a suplex-somoa drop. Not effective at all.
Professor Beef
Banned
DONE
Needs a gif with a banana peel.
wha is anyone supposed to say during a Ryback match?
Keyser Soze
Member
cr_blah_blah
Member
FEED US MORE
Nocturnowl
Member
Are you trying to tell me they aren't his cars and he's not really rich? get out of here Cena!
Professor Beef
Banned
"Hooray Ryback!"
That's why I like him. The entire package is just so goofy.
Skiptastic
Member
They've got at least one or two jobbers left to take his place.
cr_blah_blah
Member
I'm telling you, it's because he jams out to his own theme song.
No...I find it fun too.
It's not like I like the push or the identical matches, I just find the guy himself sort of endearing in a goofy way.
Nocturnowl
Member
They do? oh man, Kane GM could happen, his office of command from that advert is foreshadowing!
Keyser Soze
Member
Who's that jumpin' out the sky?
R-E-Y Mysterio, Here we go
When the mask out, the girls they pass out,
the boys just black out, better tap out.
GO!
Off the tops ropes so look out below,
cause, the next thing you know you'll
be on the floor,
What you gonna do when you're on
your back,
from a mean body slam, aw damn you're
wack.
You're like: 'What the heck?,All of a sudden,
this dude's sittin' on my neck, where's
the ref?'
Straight from the WWE, how much trouble
you'd see,
when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin' an' spinnin' an' doin' it fast,
you can't remove the mask (Why?)
Cause he's kickin' your ass. (C'mon)
Who's that jumpin' out the sky?
R-E-Y Mysterio, Here we go
When the mask out, the girls they
pass out,
the boys just black out, better tap out.
YEAH!
Who's that jumpin' out the sky?
R-E-Y Mysterio, Here we go
When the mask out, the girls they
pass out,
the boys just black out, better tap out.
Mr. Mysterious is serious,
and he gets furious and dilerious
and everybody's curious.
Wanna know where he's from and know
who is he.
You don't know an damn thing, but he
gets busy.
The entertainer, and hes now on the stage
and it dont matter if your in the ring or trapped
in a cage.
What he looks like, you're all dying to see,
But guess what? Looks like a winner to me.
I keep thinking he's going to botch... But so far no
Professor Beef
Banned
Because if they put him in, then it would overshadow Cena. And the WWE can't have that.