Haven't you heard? It's the Paranormal Wrestling Network starring Kofi Kingston now.
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July Wrasslin |OT| The Game, The Kane, The Pain, and The Insane (AJ)
- Thread starter G-Fex
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Haven't you heard? It's the Paranormal Wrestling Network starring Kofi Kingston now.
Nocturnowl
Member
Well i'm intrigued by the train wreck potential.
cr_blah_blah
Member
"Hit the road with Jack Osbourne..."
NO
NO
Skiptastic
Member
I want Daniel Bryan's Smackdown.
Stop dancing Teddy, you fuck.
Stop dancing Teddy, you fuck.
Keyser Soze
Member
Warehouse 13 or Eureka. THAT IS ALL
FUCK YOU SYFY. I SAID FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU SYFY. I SAID FUCK YOU
What about Haven I live that show alot.
Net_Wrecker
Member
That's Smackdown every week. Nothing ever happens. It's just the path to the next episode of Raw where more nothing will happen.
SousedLouse
Member
Sci-fi themed reality shows and Asylum movies are basically SyFy's bread and butter at this point. Smackdown is just there as a cash grab.
cr_blah_blah
Member
why does Teddy keep pumping his fist like he's in the Breakfast Club?
Net, me and you are more alike than you'll ever know.
Professor Beef
Banned
Skiptastic
Member
He's telling the Board of Directors not to forget about him.
Professor Beef
Banned
Wow, Cena not out last?
There's 20 people in this match, don't give every one of them entrances. Especially Cena.
Also, I mention this every time, but I hate Battle Royals. At least the first 2 thirds of them. I love the Rumble, though.
Also, Cena comes out, no doubt it's mysteriously time for a ad break where everyone else comes in off screen.
Also, I mention this every time, but I hate Battle Royals. At least the first 2 thirds of them. I love the Rumble, though.
Also, Cena comes out, no doubt it's mysteriously time for a ad break where everyone else comes in off screen.
I think everyone on the internet thought this at the same time
edit: ahaha my friend called him being the last right before commercial
Skiptastic
Member
That's it, Beef. You're out of my fav five.
Nocturnowl
Member
I was going to mention it but the Swagger Silence disturbed my train of thought.
Isn't Kane still a heel at this point or has he shifted into that middle ground he like to tread?
Kane avoids jobber entrance!!!!
WE DID ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DID ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Middle ground, lol.
Keyser Soze
Member
Totally forgot about that one. Yeah, I like that.
No idea why the hell they are waiting until September for Season 3 :/
Net_Wrecker
Member
We'd probably be good friends if not for Kane's existence.
Wha....what are you doing?
Stop trying to hug me, GET AWAY
Texas knows whats up
Brothers (of Destruction) don't shake hands, brothers (of Destruction) gotta hug.
Nocturnowl
Member
Time for some logical deductions.
Cena: face of the company so he gets an entrance
ADR: Entrance since he's number 1 contender for WHC
Kane: Entrance because he's gonna be the GM
I love the thrill of a good solution.
Net Wrecker secretly has a John Cena bedroom set.
Lex Luger says hi.
Net_Wrecker
Member
You don't even joke about that. C'mon, you've gone too far.
sf2fanatic
Member
Where's Otunga's entrance and three minute contest posing session?
Only Edge and Christian deserves the 10 second pose!!!!
We all know, it's not a secret.