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July Wrasslin' |OT|

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Fox318

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Moa

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We couldn't afford to bring one of the two main eventers for Summerslam to RAW this week, so we'll just recap last week for you.
 
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Owens is going to look like such a sloppy mudslide of a human next to Orton's greek god body. The berrial continues. It's just a shame it's not Crunch Berries, at least then Owens would have something to smile about.
 

Kusagari

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Owens is going to look like such a sloppy mudslide of a human next to Orton's greek god body. The berrial continues. It's just a shame it's not Crunch Berries, at least then Owens would have something to smile about.

He's probably going to go get those crunch berry delights from Taco Bell after the show.
 
Lol, they cut out Taker kicking brock in the cock

Owens is going to look like such a sloppy mudslide of a human next to Orton's greek god body. The berrial continues. It's just a shame it's not Crunch Berries, at least then Owens would have something to smile about.

Doesn't help that Orton is taller than him either.
 
Isn't every main eventer taller? I would say except Bryan but he's not really...you know

Currently? Yeah, I think so. At least with a guy like Punk, you can go the RPG route and be like "Okay, he's skinny, so he's got speed, sure, I'll take it" but Owens just reminds me of a middle school bully in a hallmark movie that eats all the other kids lunches.
 

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Currently? Yeah, I think so. At least with a guy like Punk, you can go the RPG route and be like "Okay, he's skinny, so he's got speed, sure, I'll take it" but Owens just reminds me of a middle school bully in a hallmark movie that eats all the other kids lunches.

That's the problem with Owens that I've said since he got signed. He's not fat enough to be a monster, but he's not muscular enough to make up for his height. He just looks out of shape. Before you go 'c-c-cardio!', it doesn't matter what he is or is not. It is fake fucking sports, what is important is how it looks. You can book around this., Booking him with Cesaro and Orton is NOT booking around this.
 
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Currently? Yeah, I think so. At least with a guy like Punk, you can go the RPG route and be like "Okay, he's skinny, so he's got speed, sure, I'll take it" but Owens just reminds me of a middle school bully in a hallmark movie that eats all the other kids lunches.

Well, let's see how he measures up today.
 
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Paige looked out of her league against Sasha Banks tonight.

Banks has been crushing and improving this past year. Paige has been languishing. I hope she feeds off of it and she can improve in tandem.
 
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Pizoxuat

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Man, I already have tickets for Battle Wars 2 on Sept. 13th, and now they just advertised an NXT house show in Austin for Sept. 18th. I'm gonna have a week of wrasslin!
 
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Man, I already have tickets for Battle Wars 2 on Sept. 13th, and now they just advertised an NXT house show in Austin for Sept. 18th. I'm gonna have a week of wrasslin!

A good week. Yes.
 
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